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Randy

@porchcryptid.bsky.social
973 followers 465 following 4.3K posts

Gamer, Historian, Engaging in Kitchen Therapy. Doing it makes me a cook, writing down the results makes me a scientist.

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Randy @porchcryptid.bsky.social · 3h
Clovis the Cat from Sleepwalkers.
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Randy @porchcryptid.bsky.social · 16h
Yeah you'll actually like that first Christmas ad you see in November.
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Randy @porchcryptid.bsky.social · 17h
The current band of would be book banners seem like they're just trying to shout about it until they are considered an expert on the topic. I will require more proof. Not of their expertise or critique, but proof they actually read books.
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Randy @porchcryptid.bsky.social · 19h
Yeah I'm a middle aged white guy so I try to do everything possible to show I'm not one of THOSE white guys.
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Randy @porchcryptid.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Those others around us have become weak, friend.
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Randy @porchcryptid.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I've read a lot of people just donate the money to charity, but I'd definitely keep the money.
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Randy @porchcryptid.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Feeling much better today. Now just have to not overdue it trying to do everything I didn't get done when I was trying to rest and heal.
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Randy @porchcryptid.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I hope you find the book you didn't realize you needed.
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Randy @porchcryptid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I always wonder if they keep the numbers for the don't know people so they can call them every time.
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Randy @porchcryptid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fire and intolerance? That's wasn't Jesus you saw, friend.
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Randy @porchcryptid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If I had a dollar for every health nut that told me I needed to meditate not medicate for my anxiety I would pay off my student loans.
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Randy @porchcryptid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I will join the list of people telling you to rest instead of taking on another project.
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Randy @porchcryptid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have a book somewhere in my totes that explains the principles. Requires putting a kit together of tools/materials, after which most of it is straightforward.
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Randy @porchcryptid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Always thought we could have multiple music history/music appreciation courses around every genre.
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Randy @porchcryptid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fresh pineapple chunks with Tajin... wish I had known about this sooner.
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Randy @porchcryptid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The classics are the classics for a reason.
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Randy @porchcryptid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That and setting mental health back can also be put on Ronnie.
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Randy @porchcryptid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have bots following me and I'm not even that big of an account. Must feed their algorithm nonsense somehow.
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Randy @porchcryptid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When the machines weren't available to do what she wanted, she built them herself. Yes, people, she invented the sound.
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Randy @porchcryptid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Don't think it needs both brown sugar and molasses. One or the other.
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Randy @porchcryptid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've thought that for a while. In the future we will have better terms to describe some of the things we currently have broader definitions for. Neurology is a fast moving science.
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Randy @porchcryptid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Scientists will always defend nuclear energy online - but it is not the scientists, but the management degree people that fuck it up.
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Randy @porchcryptid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Of course, I'm of an age that both of my grandmothers were rural adults during the Depression so my knowledge might not be a standard but I don't presume I can cook better than others.
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Randy @porchcryptid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Your grandma used the shortcuts and easy methods and you're crazy to think she didn't. Go for it.
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Randy @porchcryptid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Katherine" - feel the same way when some organization I've never contacted uses my full government name.
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Randy @porchcryptid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We could have automated a lot of farm work. They claim it can only be done by hand, but we've built so many things that replicate specific movements it could be done. But the thing is, they _want_ to pay people pennies on the dollar to harvest vegetables.
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Randy @porchcryptid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pork + Beans soup.
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Randy @porchcryptid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Might be time to start baking again.
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Randy @porchcryptid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't have a high follower count and I still can't see why I have bot followers at all.
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Randy @porchcryptid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well, today is National Vodka Day so that sounds like the right day to send pics. If I'm shirtless it's because we're outside, setting off fireworks.
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Randy @porchcryptid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Since receiving an arthritis diagnosis I am, after working the same job for ten years, looking at other job listings and possibilities. I have a number of work years left in me, but maybe not for heavy labor.
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Randy @porchcryptid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dom who took an accounting class supremacy.
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Randy @porchcryptid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well, he does talk like he's never had to put his hands up in defense of the shit that comes out of his mouth. Most learn that lesson in their early teens.
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Randy @porchcryptid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah I don't care for the "decide what kind of laborer you want to be" narrative.
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Randy @porchcryptid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I come from a family of musicians so I might not be the best to ask. But for us its usually the living room, not the kitchen.
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Randy @porchcryptid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hopefully you can get some work done despite the crowd.
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Randy @porchcryptid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He probably has multiple foods that would trigger memories he's lost over the years.
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Randy @porchcryptid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm assuming all of the pope's advisors are well versed at political maneuvering, or they wouldn't be where they are.
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Randy @porchcryptid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah in the US they just go wild on alternative oreo flavors instead.
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Randy @porchcryptid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Are we going to get another declaration of heresy from the Vatican in the same year?
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Randy @porchcryptid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm going to just want to avoid downtown all together this weekend, aren't I?
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Randy @porchcryptid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I feel like every American college campus needs a chapter.
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Randy @porchcryptid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is why the Gulabi Gang has to exist.
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Randy @porchcryptid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Willing to learn a new art/craft?
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Randy @porchcryptid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Makes me want to have a sticker-making workshop with willing high schoolers.
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Randy @porchcryptid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me: I'll never tell a woman how to dress. Also Me: Sweetie, it's cold out, where's your coat and gloves?
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Randy @porchcryptid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Roasted apples with spices over pancakes.
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Randy @porchcryptid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Having 3-5 comfort foods to turn to and reliable media you like is a real gift to yourself.
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Randy @porchcryptid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh good, it's not just me then.
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Randy @porchcryptid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hell, I wish I had more money specifically so I could help my friends out more.
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