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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!!

@porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social
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please dont look at me! im shy!

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HIGH LORD FALCON, OLIVKA RHO @livvywivvyy.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
gang what does it mean if i got a kafka figurine and im just repeatedly touching her thigh and mumbling "shes so pretty" to myself
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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
check this exhibit out btw i told her to polish that spoon and she hasnt stopped for like three weeks
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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
imagine being a doll and wanting to like, top or something. how embarrassing. trying to rut like a dog in heat but all you can manage is grinding a blank space against whatever surface you can find.
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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
"you must hold on to these gloves as if they were your own betrothed, if you're capable of imagining such a thing, and you must never let go of them without my permission." YOU ARE THE DOLL!!!!! YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DONT HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
she told me to hold on to her gloves and has made a point of reprimanding me whenever i go to put them down. not that i care i am in charge but she's very insistent and i have stuff i need to do that requires me to put the gloves down??
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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
a doll could never hope to function without the will of someone better than her. thank god i have my own free will. i have to go ask the tall ojou-sama type doll what she wants me to do today now
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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
for the record! i know far better than to put my delicates in any position where a doll could take advantage of me. the orchiectomy is unrelated.
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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
little miss pinch point assisted orchiectomy has something she'd like to say about how fuckable your ball joints are looking
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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
dollgirl paizuri or as i like to call it pinch point assisted orchiectomy
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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
ill date another woman when she agrees to let me replace her limbs with porcelain replacements
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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
the better news is corrective surgery is really cheap when its being forced on you
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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
let a doll hit it from the back but she's totally smooth down there so honestly i just wanted it to embarrass herself by humping against me
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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
OK EVERYBODY STOP. IF YOU ARE A GUEST PLEASE STAY PERFECTLY STILL. AN EXHIBIT HAS GONE MISSING AND THAT IS DANGEROUS FOR ALL OF US. THERE IS A DOLLY ON THE LOOSE. DOLLY ON THE LOOSE. PLEASE STAY STILL.
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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
ok!! im not fucking around anymore. im really gonna torture one of these things until it can understand what it means for a real person to hurt!!!
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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
a doll just looked at me and asked me if it was capable of self-agency or if it was just a tool for me to enact my fantasies of a master/servant relationship on and i didnt have the heart to tell it neither you're just another exhibit about the beauty of inflicting pain upon something inhuman
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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
i really do want to undress every doll i own but i can't help they're totally asking for it 💖💖💖💖💖💖
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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
thats how it is!!
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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
ill date another woman when she agrees to let me replace her limbs with porcelain replacements
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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
i keep trying to pose these two dolls but they keep trying to grind on each other even though there's nothing down there. are they stupid?
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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
no, no. im in control. im wearing the leather, yes, they're cute little mary janes because thats what looks best on me! i dont think a pair of leather boots like what some of my exhibits are wearing would fit me!!
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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
i am a creature of pure and heavenly virtues
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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
i tried to punish her for this but she just smiled and told me "it's not for little girls to decide when im to be punished"
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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
lately one of the dolls has taken to giving me "behavior points" which i find odd given that im the one in charge here?? but she comes up and puts a sticker on my arm and pats my head whenever she sees me rushing about or tending to the other exhibits.
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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
ok some of you have gotta!! you can't all want to watch the missus pee...
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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
i am NOT some sort of autogynephiliac for ball jointed dolls!!! i just... have you felt them?? have you rubbed your fingers across their joints as they swing their legs back and forth and hum about servitude?? how happy they seem... it's only natural to be a little jealous...
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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
[moment of clarity] oh my god i need to get my life back on track i need to escape this place im letting these ornaments use me as a toy [sees a cute little doll in a pretty dress] actually maybe that's totally fine and i really do stay here...
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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
oh ok so you take off your pretty collar i got for you without permission and somehow im the bad guy when i make you hold stress positions for a full day. next time im not even gonna give you the collar back if that's how you're gonna be!!
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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
my t-shirt that reads im only attracted to inanimate objects has a lot of people asking questions like why am i at a speed-dating event!!
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puppet-herder @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
legalise doll nudity. collar and cage IS enough. reform NOW
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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
putting toe cuffs on a porcelain doll and slowly pulling them apart til her whole foot shatters
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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
i am patient! just! chaste! faithful! humble! i won't let them slander me anymore!!
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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
i am a creature of pure and heavenly virtues
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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
*puts you on the ishidaki board* *puts you on the ishidaki board* *puts you on the ishidaki board* *puts you on the ishidaki board*
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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
sorru i think a doll took my phone and made this post i wouldnt fuck a whale. i also wouldnt fuck captain ahab but maybe if he let me shave his beard and put him on estrogen and repeatedly emasculate him
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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
if i was ishmael id fuck the whale!! and make my dumb loser captain watch!!
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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
when a girl is a doll is a thing that is meant to provide service and pleasure!
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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
the world is malign!! there's evil everywhere!! i wanna curl up and sleep in my office... im safe there
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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
if you cant love me like i want you to, i hope to god that one day you will hate me with as much passion as you can muster!!!
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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
woww... one of my dolls just called me such a pretty name!! missus melancholy!! how sweet of it... im going to make sure it gets extra treats this week
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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
uuahhhhhh... work is so hard!! everyone is so mischievous... i need a break...
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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
taking them apaet and making them watch as i try on their clothes is enrichment for them they like it im not a pervert please stop trying to get me fired!!! i own the menagerie!!!!
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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
stop! stop it!! my love for my dolls is pure and noble!! stop that!! i can hear what you're thinking!!!!
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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
i may be an endless source of perversion but you aren't allowed to think of me as such!!!
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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
in any case! if you do go wandering, just know that i don't care about you at all, ok?? i actually hope you get lost and get hurt and suffer because i hate that ive allowed to let you look at my beautiful collection!! you're totally and absolutely unworthy!!!
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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
please do be careful around here!! i try my awful best to keep the hallways of the menagerie nice and clean... but some of these corridors go on forever...
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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
the bathroom is getting so crowded.. >_<
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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
one cinderblock... two cinderblocks... three ci- oh! what a lovely expression she's made!!!
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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
i judge everyone on how well they can solve a mystery!!! if you aren't a capable detective i don't trust you!!!
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the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!! @porcelainmenagerie.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
sorry!! i dont care if he was being nice to you!!! i won't have my property speaking to men!! now please take your place on the ishidaki board!!!
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