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Jeff Webb @poppyseedsordeath.bsky.social · 3h

Sarah Longwell, everyone at the Bulwark, and most never Trump republicans should shut the fuck up. Your policies are factually harmful. If these “Bulwark Republicans” support a democrat, I assume it’s because they’re at least partially deranged the way they are. @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social

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Jeff Webb @poppyseedsordeath.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

New towels suck ass you have to ruin them for them to be useful.

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Jeff Webb @poppyseedsordeath.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

#Indianapolis is both the worst metro I’ve ever been to and a constant reminder of why I left this god forsaken hellhole of a state. I would rather go to the most remote village in Alaska than spend any more time in this half ass attempt of a city.

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Jeff Webb @poppyseedsordeath.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

@crockett.house.gov might be the pettiest human being to ever hold office. Sore loser ass

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Jeff Webb @poppyseedsordeath.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Congratulations, Wisconsin. #Datacenter David is about to lose and you won’t have enough water to fill the slides in the dells because of all the new data centers in your back yard.

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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Money out of politics. Money in your pocket. Medicare for All. Michigan... We won. I am so proud to be your Democratic nominee for US Senate. Let's win in November.

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Jeff Webb @poppyseedsordeath.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Haley, crackers are a family food. Happy families. Maybe centrists eat crackers, we don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know. It's a market we can do without. @abdulelsayed.bsky.social (plz get us healthcare)

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Jeff Webb @poppyseedsordeath.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

@tigers.bsky.social Tarik Skubal is a bitch. From, All White Sox fans

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Jeff Webb @poppyseedsordeath.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Backer inners are fucking stupid. That is all.

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Jeff Webb @poppyseedsordeath.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

@colbertlateshow.bsky.social The last guest is the greatest living songwriter.

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Jeff Webb @poppyseedsordeath.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

An American institution is closing tomorrow because an authoritarian bitch can’t handle being roasted. I cannot contain my rage. I cannot contain my fury. David Byrne was pretty great though. @colbertlateshow.bsky.social

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Jeff Webb @poppyseedsordeath.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Yeahhh if we could leave #MalakaiBlack in the indies where his big leaguing ass belongs, that would be great. @aewfanhub.bsky.social @aewontv.bsky.social @aewbot.bsky.social @aewbotppv.bsky.social

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Jeff Webb @poppyseedsordeath.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

On this anniversary of the #KentState massacre, I would like to remind all of you that the system is there to keep you in line and law enforcement is NOT your friend.

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Jeff Webb @poppyseedsordeath.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

If the #Chicago #WhiteSox don’t extend Murakami, I’m going to self immolate next to the Frank Thomas statue.

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Jeff Webb @poppyseedsordeath.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

I’m still kinda mad at #JackBlack for throwing Kyle under the bus.

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Jeff Webb @poppyseedsordeath.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

#KarolineLeavitt learning in real time that “Pregnant” just means “fat and unappealing” to the piece of shit in the #WhiteHouse She was literally ostracized for gaining pregnancy weight. I fucking LOVE when these chuds get their faces eaten off.

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Jeff Webb @poppyseedsordeath.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Joe Dirt is one of the greatest cinematic epics in the history of recorded media. #Cinema #Oscarworthy #Davidspade

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Jeff Webb @poppyseedsordeath.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Chicago sends a resounding “don’t let the door hit you on your way out” to #AngelReese

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Jeff Webb @poppyseedsordeath.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

For the record, I don’t think #PamBondi Is suicidal. She does know where all the bodies are though.

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Jeff Webb @poppyseedsordeath.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Fuck yeah, so the president started a war to distract from the #EpsteinFiles and now Iran knows *EXACTLY* how hard it could destabilize the world economy whenever they need to.

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Jeff Webb @poppyseedsordeath.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Jesus Christ, GOA is green as shit and I assume people are growing tired of being dropped on their faces. @aewontv.bsky.social

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Jeff Webb @poppyseedsordeath.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Imagine if @jamescomey.bsky.social partied with Team USA like Kash Patel. How can anyone take these people seriously? All republicans are complete jokes.

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Jeff Webb @poppyseedsordeath.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

#Goodmorning. If you stand up the second the airplane stops at the gate - you are a cunt. #Seatac #Seattle #Delta

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Jeff Webb @poppyseedsordeath.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Wife got tickets to see #HilaryDuff 12 year old me is having a moment.

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Jeff Webb @poppyseedsordeath.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

“I’m not going to get in the gutter for her theatrics” Pam Bondi *IS* the gutter #DOJ

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Jeff Webb @poppyseedsordeath.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Catherine O’Hara is gone and we are all worse off.

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Jeff Webb @poppyseedsordeath.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Tom Homan is a fat sack of shit with no balls. Also, if you’re an ICE member, I could probably whoop your ass. DM me for a good time.

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Jeff Webb @poppyseedsordeath.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

If #LA mayor Karen Bass wants to be known as anything but another politician who talks out of their ass and gets nothing done, she should fire the absolute shit out of the Police Chief.

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Jeff Webb @poppyseedsordeath.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

I’m officially skeeting my #StarTrek #TNG thoughts into the void. On episode 4 of season 1 and thus far: What the absolute fuck was episode 1/2? Also, it feels like leftover original series scripts. Also, also, Data used robot dick on episode freaking THREE @startrek.bsky.social

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Jeff Webb @poppyseedsordeath.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

So I gotta fly to #NYC already, now #HarryStyles is gonna bend me over for the opportunity?

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Jeff Webb @poppyseedsordeath.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

The Chicago Bears lost this game because Ben Johnson drank a lead paint milkshake before the game. I swear to god, his play calling was that of a lobotomized garden gnome. 3 STRAIGHT RUNS UP THE MIDDLE IN 5 YARDS LOL… LMAO EVEN @chicagobearsnews.bsky.social @chicagobearsx.bsky.social

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Jeff Webb @poppyseedsordeath.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Is there a #GregBovino tracker so we can follow him around and remind him that he’s never brought a woman to orgasm? #ICEOUT #AbolishICE Also, fuck Gavin Newsome. Dumbass doesn’t realize we aren’t going for his brand of corporate slicked back neoliberalism bullshit. @gavinnewsom.bsky.social

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Jeff Webb @poppyseedsordeath.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Oooof, Bruno. Read the room man these tickets are SPICY ass expensive. #BrunoMars

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Jeff Webb @poppyseedsordeath.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Will FIFA take back their Peace prize? How does that work? @fifaworldcup26.bsky.social

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Jeff Webb @poppyseedsordeath.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Every once in a while it’s important to reiterate that #CMPUNK is the biggest bitch baby hypocrite in the history of a business that’s been propped up by bitch bag hypocrites for years. Every time I go to a Blackhawks game and see/hear this CTE riddled manchild, I want to cheer for St. Louis.

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Jeff Webb @poppyseedsordeath.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

TK, the C2 is the best time of the year for Professional Wrestling. Please give us a women’s version in the spring/summer months. @tonykhan.bsky.social @aewfanhub.bsky.social @aewontv.bsky.social @refaubrey.bsky.social

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Jeff Webb @poppyseedsordeath.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Matt LaFleur’s mustache is absolute garbage.

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Jeff Webb @poppyseedsordeath.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

#TIL a government can take action after a national tragedy. Good job, #Australia

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Jeff Webb @poppyseedsordeath.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

So, #PamBondi is actively breaking the law. What should be done?

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Jeff Webb @poppyseedsordeath.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

AI incorporation into your browser, eh? I see #Mozilla isn’t afraid to dip their toe into enshittification. We don’t want more bullshit in the browser. It’s why we chose Firefox in the first place. @mozilla.org @firefox.com

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