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Poppers Smurf

@popperssmurf.bsky.social
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Straight 4 pay Probably #NSFW. #Smut, #filth, my life as a #gay #husband to stud, boyfriend to a hottie, in an and as #sub to powerful #Dom** *We have rules. **Not my husband.

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Poppers Smurf @popperssmurf.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Go on. Give “him” a vote.
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Bear @bearbares.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Folks, I’d be thrilled if you’d vote for me for Mr. Bear Ireland. AND share this post if you wouldn’t mind. Voting closes tomorrow at midday. ♥️🧡💚💙💜🐻🐾 bit.ly/Vote4RobBear
VOTE FOR ROB MR. BEAR IRELAND
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Poppers Smurf @popperssmurf.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
@bsbiker.bsky.social Asshole on TikTok stealing your pics and scamming people. www.tiktok.com/@sir.felix04...
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Sir Felix's Creator Profile
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An Dagda @mrgnikel.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
@fauxfarmer.bsky.social agreed to having their head close shaved in our last session. I relished it.
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Poppers Smurf @popperssmurf.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Sir is on his way. I’m rather excited.
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Poppers Smurf @popperssmurf.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I’m thinking I may as well take “vers” out all my profiles. Recently I’ve done nothing but bottom. Not complaining mind you. This morning was fun, getting ploughed by two hot guys and ending up with a face like a painters radio.
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Poppers Smurf @popperssmurf.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I WANT MY TURN!
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Poppers Smurf @popperssmurf.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Well @sideb.chez.gay just asked me to roll over so he could push his cock in my ass. Of course I obliged. And it felt fucking good!
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Poppers Smurf @popperssmurf.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
What’s else would you be doing at 5.30am but getting up to go meet a guy in his hotel room.
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Bogbrae Village Hall @bogbraevillagehall.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Cunninghams Greengrocers and Funeral Directors. From ripe bananas to final farewells, we've got you covered. Loyalty card for regulars. Pop in and say hello to Derek. [This is a paid advert on behalf of Cunninghams Greengrocers and Funeral Directors.]
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Poppers Smurf @popperssmurf.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Just pierced my sub. Twice. That was kinda strange. But good.
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Poppers Smurf @popperssmurf.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Sometimes I think my sub is rude JUST so he can get punished.
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Poppers Smurf @popperssmurf.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Nearly every young gay guy (circa. 21 years old), when talking about sex, tells me they’re the absolute best at sucking cock. They’re almost always wrong.
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Poppers Smurf @popperssmurf.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Got up. Wrote an act for an opera. Adulted at B&Q. Came home. Watched telly. Took l loads from two guys. Now grabbing Chinese food. A good day.
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Side B @sideb.chez.gay · 04/07/2025
Happy #FCF to all who celebrate! Here’s my husband playing with my plugged hole, pulling the plug partway out and licking around the sensitive stretch. Felt so fucking good! 🥴 #NSFW
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Poppers Smurf @popperssmurf.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Lying in bed with my husband. Casper is between us. Both of them are snoring. Both of them will die soon. It’s been a good run.
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Poppers Smurf @popperssmurf.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Kiss my cunt, some fucking sleep would be nice!
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Poppers Smurf @popperssmurf.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
You gonna authentic the transphobes too? You know, the ones you still let on here to post their hate as it’s not against your ToS?
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Poppers Smurf @popperssmurf.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Young “straight” lad in the clinic telling a woman how prep is essential just birth control.
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Poppers Smurf @popperssmurf.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
I’ve just told Translucent Boy we’re playing Ring of Fire (Kings) on Saturday. He seemed excited. He clearly doesn’t know that @sideb.chez.gay is a hardened drinker and drinking milk. Mmmmm that’ll be nice in the glass.
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Side B @sideb.chez.gay · 19/04/2025
Here’s one of the videos I mentioned yesterday, I got permission to share! This was round three with this guy for @popperssmurf.bsky.social, I was glad to join in. 😜 (Also he has saved that guy in his phone as “Casper” after seeing this video. Neither of us is particular tanned! 😆)
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An Dagda @mrgnikel.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Easter Berlin is a lot of fun so far.
Man posing in jeans and leather boots.
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Poppers Smurf @popperssmurf.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
A Dom asked me if I’d consider removing Sirs collar and become his this morning. It is not something I’d ever consider. Not even for a moment. The security of my collar, knowing my Handler and my Sir look after me, is an immense feeling.
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Poppers Smurf @popperssmurf.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Hook up for this morning cancelled. The more I think about it the more annoyed I get.
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Poppers Smurf @popperssmurf.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
When did you know?
Image is a still from the 1982 movie Poltergeist. It shows Craig T. Nelson in a muddy pool.
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Poppers Smurf @popperssmurf.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I have a session with Sir tomorrow where he has promised, at my request, to be brutal. I have my reasons for requesting it and I don’t like that I asked as it’s not my place as his sub, but I can’t help be pleased I asked and excited to tomorrow.
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Poppers Smurf @popperssmurf.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
SIR, YES SIR! (Messages like this get me hard!)
Image in a screenshot of a text. It reads “It's absolutely your place, and as your Dom I'll decide where your place is.l
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Poppers Smurf @popperssmurf.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Taxing my car so my husband can drive three hours to get pounded by someone else. Thats love right there.
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Poppers Smurf @popperssmurf.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I have been summoned by Sir. Excited face.
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Poppers Smurf @popperssmurf.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Wronger than a wrong thing that’s wrong. I got Soft Alpha www.quotev.com/quiz/1687588...
Image is text. It reads: Soft Alpha
You have a natural inclination to take charge, but you lead with kindness and understanding. You thrive on taking care of others and providing for their needs, always keeping their well-being in mind. Empathy is one of your greatest strengths, and it complements your assertiveness, allowing you to guide others with both confidence and compassion. You enjoy being someone people can rely on, offering support and stability in a way that makes others feel safe and cared for.
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Bear @bearbares.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Episode 1 of season 2 coming soon! #bearbares #podcast #bear #lgbti #mentalhealth
Image is a square and says “Bear Bares. Season 2. Episode 1. Habitual BEARhaviour” Coming soon. Www.bearbares.com
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Poppers Smurf @popperssmurf.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Well that was a fun night. And morning.
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Poppers Smurf @popperssmurf.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
There’s something quite satisfying about being ploughed by two different guys in one session.
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Poppers Smurf @popperssmurf.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Off to see Sir.
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Poppers Smurf @popperssmurf.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Sure, what else would you be doing?
Image shows a guy being fucked from behind by Poppers Smurf.
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Poppers Smurf @popperssmurf.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Top or bottom, it’s always hot!
Image shows Poppers Smurf getting pounded by a hot guy.
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Poppers Smurf @popperssmurf.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Just watching can be fun. #gay #dick
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Poppers Smurf @popperssmurf.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Sometimes you just lie down and be a hog-tied footstool. #gay #sub #ropebunny #bdsm
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Poppers Smurf @popperssmurf.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Whether I’m looking up or looking down, this will always be one of my favourite positions. #bear #missionary #breeding
Image shows a man, it might be Poppers Smurf, it might not, fucking a guy in the missionary position, with the guys feet on his shoulders.
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Poppers Smurf @popperssmurf.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I’ve a session with @HairyHypnotist.mastodon.hypnoguys.com.ap.brid.gy tomorrow. Excited face!
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Poppers Smurf @popperssmurf.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Sometimes you just have to get tied up and abused. #gay #sub #ropebunny
Image shows Popper Smurf in a hood, tied up sitting on the floor.
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Emiel - Beastie @sethblackunicorn.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Im having friends pick the first pics of me that i should post. Thank you @popperssmurf.bsky.social
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Poppers Smurf @popperssmurf.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Sat, awaiting the arrival of Sir. That, in itself, is kinda erotic.
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Poppers Smurf @popperssmurf.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Hello world.
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Poppers Smurf @popperssmurf.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
@glennandsonny.bsky.social You two are utterly adorable!
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