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Pope Torquemada III

@popetorquemada.bsky.social
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Living the good Vatican life since 1420. Don’t expect the Spanish Inquisition, it’s more fun that way.

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Senator Bernie Sanders @sanders.senate.gov · 05/02/2026
If Jeff Bezos could afford to spend $75 million on the Melania movie & $500 million for a yacht to sail off to his $55 million wedding to give his wife a $5 million ring, please don't tell me he needed to fire one-third of the Washington Post staff. Democracy dies in oligarchy.
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Pope Torquemada III @popetorquemada.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Aha! He didn’t say of which year. 2045?
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 29/12/2025
I wonder how past predictions of crises being resolved by Easter worked out?
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God @thegodshow.com · 25/10/2025
The Epstein Ballroom is Trump’s Death Star.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/10/2025
I propose a deal: Trump gets the Nobel Peace Prize in exchange for the Epstein files
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Celeste Headlee @celesteheadlee.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Here are three photos of places that have been described as "war-ravaged": Ukraine, Gaza, Portland. See if you can guess which city someone is lying about.
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Pope Torquemada III @popetorquemada.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
WARNING: watching this clip will drop your IQ by about 50 points. What’s the proof, you ask? Well, it’s based on what I feel.
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 22/09/2025
Tylenol should have given to the inaugural committee, I guess.
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The Sgt Joker @thesgtjoker.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Republicans are tougher on comedians than they are on pedophiles and rapists.
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Pope Torquemada III @popetorquemada.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
This.
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Governor Gavin Newsom @governor.ca.gov · 30/08/2025
TRUMP IS AMERICA’S BIGGEST LOSER.
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 29/08/2025
GOP: We are the pro-life party! So—free pre-natal care? GOP: No Extend child tax credit? GOP: No Paid family leave? GOP: No Universal pre-K? GOP: No Gun reform to stop school shootings? GOP: No So...HOW Exactly are you pro-life?🤔 GOP: We force 11-yr-old rape victims to give birth
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
BREAKING: Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey after Annunciation Catholic School shooting: “Don’t just say this is about thoughts and prayers right now. These kids were literally praying!” Stop paying for a f-cking minute and demand action by people and not just God.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/08/2025
i hope you find something you love in life as much as Trump loves Putin (Getty)
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
The same Republicans and conservatives who have spent the past few days insisting we don’t mention Jan 6th because ‘it was four years ago!’ have also spent the past few weeks obsessing over the *2016* election and indicting Obama for treason.
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Pope Torquemada III @popetorquemada.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Slightly diminish a band: Nine Millimeter Nails (sorry, Trent! <3 U)
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 10/08/2025
My son doesn’t eat fish. Any alternative?
Replace him with a cat. Cats love fish.
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Pope Torquemada III @popetorquemada.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
I know I’m not supposed to feel joy when someone gets assaulted by unknown others but dang if karma doesn’t work in mysterious ways, Big Balls.
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 24/07/2025
"This is the real document, now stop asking it about it. Clearly there is no conspiracy on my end." said Trump. Read more: chaser.com.au/world/trump-...
Chaser headline: Trump releases his ‘Epstein client list’

Image of Trump holding a white document with "It was Obama Biden and Colbert" written in Sharpie
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
"I imagine Donald Trump's name is in the [Epstein] file someplace. There are photographs of them together." Mick Mulvaney, Donald Trump's White House chief of staff when Epstein died in prison, talked to me on Al Jazeera's Head to Head. Full interview coming soon.
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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Hell hath no fury like a chain saw wielding tech bro scorned
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Pope Torquemada III @popetorquemada.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
To all the MAGAs who voted for Trump because we wouldn’t have more in the Middle East: care to comment? Asking for a friend here at the Vatican.
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Pope Torquemada III @popetorquemada.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Smart people eat TACOs for breakfast.
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Pope Torquemada III @popetorquemada.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
It’s clear that some male penguins are gay and that’s what explains the tariffs on the island
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Paul Krugman @pkrugman.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
The stock market is not the economy. The stock market is not the economy. The stock market is not the economy. Nonetheless, holy shit. What’s remarkable is that there’s hardly any real news driving this. It’s just investors belatedly realizing that Trump is who he is, and always was.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 17/01/2025
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Pope Torquemada III @popetorquemada.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Attention all level 5 inquisitors: we have a CODE RED and I need all of you in Miami International by Wednesday noon. Bring your best tools and riot gear. No bible needed. If you’re under 18 or if you look under 18, stay put. Safety first, y’all.
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Pope Torquemada III @popetorquemada.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Hello Bluesky and former Twitter/X fellas. I’m here to share that I’m watching you. I know what you’re doing and what you’re thinking. I’m not a bot, but I will heavily troll whoever deserves to be trolled. Good day, carry on, and remember that no one expects the Spanish Inquisition.
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