Poot the World Ender @poottheworldender.bsky.social · 12/07/2025I just got my birthchart made am I going to fucking die 010
Poot the World Ender @poottheworldender.bsky.social · 09/07/2025No no, Mister giant sir. No need to grind me to make your bread. I'll grind myself for you. 010
Poot the World Ender @poottheworldender.bsky.social · 09/07/2025I don't need breast implants. I can strap rabbits to my chest. 010
Poot the World Ender @poottheworldender.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Please strangers online tell me what to do now now now right fuckin now 000
Poot the World Ender @poottheworldender.bsky.social · 09/07/2025I got rejected when I applied to be the village idiot 010
Poot the World Ender @poottheworldender.bsky.social · 09/07/2025If you make me read my eyes might start bleeding. I can only listen to the Bible narrated by the Christian equivalent of Batman. 000
Poot the World Ender @poottheworldender.bsky.social · 09/07/2025The lamp that has salt crystals in it is curing my son's bi polar disorder 000
Poot the World Ender @poottheworldender.bsky.social · 06/07/2025Labubu up my ass free pucs click here 000
Poot the World Ender @poottheworldender.bsky.social · 06/07/2025Nobody gets me like Heath Ledger gets me 000
Poot the World Ender @poottheworldender.bsky.social · 29/03/2025I'm getting my ass eaten by a jester in the sex dungeon of my mind palace 010
Poot the World Ender @poottheworldender.bsky.social · 14/03/2025I can't stop looking at pictures of jellyfish. My vibrator is about to commit suicide 010
Poot the World Ender @poottheworldender.bsky.social · 13/03/2025They call me the mystery machine the way I mystery 000
Poot the World Ender @poottheworldender.bsky.social · 13/03/2025YOU DO NOT BELIEVE THAT I AM A MILLENNIAL? WHAT IF I GLOMP ON YOU 000
Poot the World Ender @poottheworldender.bsky.social · 07/03/2025I went to school for music and studied the ass trumpet 000
Poot the World Ender @poottheworldender.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Hi this is my dad Dan Stanly. He owns discord and smokes weed. He just told me he'd buy you a car. 020
Poot the World Ender @poottheworldender.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Pardon me senator...I can tell by your distressed gait and pekid complexion that you're either battling your gerbal for dominance or you have hemorrhoids...if 'tis the latter I am compelled to hug you...if the first, I hope the gerbal wins. 010
Poot the World Ender @poottheworldender.bsky.social · 04/03/2025It's hemorrhoids awareness week. Please, ask your friends if they have hemorrhoids, and if they do, give them a big, warm hug. You never know what someone is going through. 010
Poot the World Ender @poottheworldender.bsky.social · 03/03/2025New character to the McDonald's arsenal: Taint Tickler. I will not tell you what he does. 100
Poot the World Ender @poottheworldender.bsky.social · 03/03/2025vibrating friendship butt plugs. Send messages to your friends in morse code. Say things like, "I'M IN YOUR ASS LOL" 000
Poot the World Ender @poottheworldender.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Millennials are ruining this damn country... 010
Poot the World Ender @poottheworldender.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Getting a McDonald's was the best thing that ever happened to this town... now Ronald McDonald is inside of me, and I get to honk his clown nose. QUARTER POUNDER!!!! someone help me 010
Poot the World Ender @poottheworldender.bsky.social · 27/02/2025YASSS CANADAAA BUY CALIFORNIAAAAA that would be so clutchhh I have a bestie in LA we gonna shove mapple leafs up our nunus 000
Poot the World Ender @poottheworldender.bsky.social · 26/02/2025ill tuck u into the foreskin of life. pretend I didn't say that 020
Poot the World Ender @poottheworldender.bsky.social · 25/02/2025And from man's McRib, god created Eve McDonald 010
Poot the World Ender @poottheworldender.bsky.social · 24/02/2025this is what my head looks like after reading The Dictionary 000
Poot the World Ender @poottheworldender.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Sometimes poot will draw a little thing 000
Poot the World Ender @poottheworldender.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Atlas shrugged? More like, atlas got a boner and it made him nervous so he tried to run away and then whole globe fall down 010
Poot the World Ender @poottheworldender.bsky.social · 18/02/2025In honor of presidents day I will find the soggiest boot and lick it 000
Poot the World Ender @poottheworldender.bsky.social · 17/02/2025I'm so smart, I don't even have to think... 000
Poot the World Ender @poottheworldender.bsky.social · 16/02/2025I WANT A CAR, A STACK OF HUNDOS, AND NOTHING TO LOSE. 000
Poot the World Ender @poottheworldender.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Ketamine therapy isn't just going to raves and getting fucked up? L 010
Poot the World Ender @poottheworldender.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Do you want to watch me do parkour over this huge and precarious gap in betweem these buildings. I can nnever die 000
Poot the World Ender @poottheworldender.bsky.social · 12/02/2025No need to readthe article. I will tell you what is happening here: Ronald McDonald is getting a boob job 000
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Poot the World Ender @poottheworldender.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Heavy is the head that wears the dunce hat 010
Poot the World Ender @poottheworldender.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Oh Ronald Mcdonald, put your clown shoe in my mouth 010
Poot the World Ender @poottheworldender.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Hey, put that chode back in your jeans 000
Poot the World Ender @poottheworldender.bsky.social · 10/02/2025God's gone and shoved the extension chord up my ass again... FULL BLAST 000
Poot the World Ender @poottheworldender.bsky.social · 08/02/2025EVERYBODY SHUT THE HELL UP. I'M TRYNA BUSS IT OPEN. 000
Poot the World Ender @poottheworldender.bsky.social · 07/02/2025I just cried for 7 hours resulting in the worst nosebleed I've gotten in my adult life because someone said Shadow the Hedgehog isn't based 010
Poot the World Ender @poottheworldender.bsky.social · 05/02/2025As of Feb 4 2025, if you break the law, i.e. do something ILLEGAL, the swat team will make you 100% hairless 000
Poot the World Ender @poottheworldender.bsky.social · 05/02/2025I don't want to get sick. The only thing I want to get is head from a bitch that has nothing to lose. 010
Poot the World Ender @poottheworldender.bsky.social · 05/02/2025ON FEB 10 WE MUST SHIT ON THE WHITE HOUSE. It will be called OPERATION BROWN HOUSE. 020
Poot the World Ender @poottheworldender.bsky.social · 05/02/2025'Mericans dont hav 'nuff FIBER in 'em diet??? Well whattabout the fiber 'n that there FLAG????? 000
Poot the World Ender @poottheworldender.bsky.social · 05/02/2025I put m&ms in my foreskin for later, and when I forget about them. peeing rainbows 010
Poot the World Ender @poottheworldender.bsky.social · 05/02/2025I got the paddywagon on speed dial 000
Poot the World Ender @poottheworldender.bsky.social · 03/02/2025THIS JUST IN: THE JONALD ADMINISTRATION JUST DECLARED WAR ON BARBIELAND 020
