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Lisa Rabey

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"It costs a lot of money to look this cheap." Dolly Parton (RIP) 😍 AKA heroineinabook / pnkrcklibrarian 💻 Nerd Girl Industries 📚 Mercenary librarian 📍 Michigander for life ☕️ Jane Austen 👉🏻 @excessivelydiverting.net lisarabey.com

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Lisa Rabey @pookiebear.net · 2h
(NGI Advert) Admire my artistry creating reels! No, seriously, admire it! This week we're talking abt the reasons bookstores won't acquire your books. Want a deeper dive? Join me Oct 17 on Zoom to learn more on getting your books in bookstores & libraries. Register here 👉 bit.ly/4yZPHji #WriterSky
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Lisa Rabey @pookiebear.net · 5h
Seen buzzing about Tweet's ToS & AI, I investigated and under section 5. Your Content; they have 2 paragraphs dedicated to Tweet's use of AI on your content. I have 2 tweets over there. I'll probably not use Tweet again unless they change their ToS (unlikely). This is why we can't have nice things.
Text highlights in blue says Artificial Intelligence and Automated Systems. Tweet may use artificial intelligence, machine learning, and other automated systems to analyze User Content that you make publicly available through the Service and related information. We may use these systems to operate, protect, and improve the Service; detect spam, fraud, manipulation, and violations of the Policies; assess the apparent authenticity, accuracy, reliability, context, or source of User Content that you make publicly available through the Service; and determine whether content should be labeled, restricted, reduced in visibility, referred for human review, or removed.
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Lisa Rabey @pookiebear.net · 5h
Nothing gets the creative juices flowing like writing Alt Text for nearly a dozen images.
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Lisa Rabey @pookiebear.net · 29/09/2026
Get answers to over 50 questions covering everything you need to know about Libby and Hoopla, ISBNs, how to handle different library branches, and more in my workshop "Circulate! Getting Your Books into Bookstores & Libraries" happening on October 17 on Zoom! Register here 👉 bit.ly/4yZPHji
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Lisa Rabey @pookiebear.net · 29/09/2026
Interesting convo in a community I am in for a podcast speculated the hosts were making zillions based on membership numbers. I scanned the data and even if 1/4 of the numbers were true, it’s…a lot of money. Like life saving money. And it’s kinda gross, actually.
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Lisa Rabey @pookiebear.net · 28/09/2026
Did this carousel whet your appetite ? Good! Learn about pricing structures, book formats, distribution, and more in my workshop "Circulate! Getting Your Books into Bookstores & Libraries" happening on October 17 on Zoom! Save $5 if you register before October 1! Register here 👉 bit.ly/4yZPHji
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Lisa Rabey @pookiebear.net · 28/09/2026
BURN IT ALL TO THE FUCKING GROUND.
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Lisa Rabey @pookiebear.net · 28/09/2026
TIL the other day: The unaroused vagina is 3-4” deep. An aroused vagina is 4-8” deep. Good job everyone on writing eggplant sized dicks. Keep at it. ❤️
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Lisa Rabey @pookiebear.net · 28/09/2026
I will not be intimidated, bullied, condescend to, or pushed to do things I don't want to do. If anyone attempts this with me, I will dig my heels in and fight back until my last breath (even if I'm in the wrong). I will not stand for being treated like a lesser than.
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Lisa Rabey @pookiebear.net · 27/09/2026
I'm Founder #5694 (@heroineinabook) over on tweet.app. This reminds me of the early flex of when you got on Twitter (August 2007) or ICQ (I was in the low 100Ks). Time to party!
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Tweet - The Square Is Back
A public square rebuilt on trust, from Operation Bluebird, Inc. Every member sets their own Trust Dial. Early Access is open at tweet.app. Not affiliated with X Corp.
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Lisa Rabey @pookiebear.net · 27/09/2026
In which Lisa regales us with her concert hopping (Billy Idol! Peter Hook & The Light!), future tattoos, and an obnoxious list of what she's read this year. There are also quite a few playlists and pictures. More at 👉🏻 amostunreliablenarrator.substack.com/p/amun-issue...
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Lisa Rabey @pookiebear.net · 26/09/2026
Following my own advice I give my patrons and deleted social media accounts I no longer used for both personal and NGI related. I have a list of all the accounts (past and current) for each thing so I know whether or not I'm on said platform. I do love cleaning all the things.
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Lisa Rabey @pookiebear.net · 26/09/2026
Conservatives clutching pearls over Tillamook cheese having halal designation takes their stupidity into the stratosphere. It’s (really good) fucking cheese!
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Lisa Rabey @pookiebear.net · 25/09/2026
I know that even though I brought receipts, my post is in the void on the spreading of the misinformation of Meta, AI, and ToS. No one actually gives a shit about truth when scaremongering and misinformation is much sexier.
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Lisa Rabey @pookiebear.net · 25/09/2026
My librarian skills have found that Meta’s “update to include AI what’s it” is MISINFORMATION. The latest update is their early access program terms (www.meta.com/legal/early-...). Their ToS has not been updated since January 3025 (www.facebook.com/terms/). Stop spreading shit!
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Meta Platforms Technologies Products Early Access Program Terms and Conditions
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Lisa Rabey @pookiebear.net · 25/09/2026
People clutching pearls about iced coffees and interviews know that potential employers most of the time offer you something to drink before you interview? People are idiots.
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Lisa Rabey @pookiebear.net · 25/09/2026
I’m sure this going to be a multi post rant, which is fine. I haven’t gotten riled up about something in a while. I am reading a murder mystery set in late Elizabethan England (1580s). I couldn’t remember the exact year so I hied thee to Goodreads (1585). This is an ARC so I scanned reviews.
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 25/09/2026
Wait you guys are getting job interviews?
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Lisa Rabey @pookiebear.net · 21/09/2026
Jesus. My hippie tampons are $32 for 72. Granted it lasts a few months but I need to see if I can get them cheaper because THIS ECONOMY.
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Lisa Rabey @pookiebear.net · 21/09/2026
It's a high of 59F in N. Michigan right now making it perfect for velour tracksuits and fresh apple cider. I need to pick up more cider and get donuts from our usual place. I'm also trying to see how long we can go before flipping on the heating stove. I'm shooting for October 1. Why? Who knows.
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Lisa Rabey @pookiebear.net · 21/09/2026
One thing I'm learning to like is that if a song on Spotify has a video, it shows up in the right side bar. "White Wedding" by Billy Fucking Idol just came up. I'm watching & as he snarls "Nice day for white wedding," the sneer picks up on "white wedding," the panties are dropped and I am pregnant.
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Lisa Rabey @pookiebear.net · 20/09/2026
I'm watching the video for Rebel Yell. I was 12 when it came out and I think I was having my Duran Duran moment so Idol was not in the picture. Taking now knowledge and with the history of music, I can see now how revolutionary Idol's music was because he was everything and nothing at the same time.
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Lisa Rabey @pookiebear.net · 20/09/2026
Look. I love to read & write smut novels like everyone else BUT it's clear Caroline Eubanks over at @literaryhub.bsky.social has not done such things b/c her "reporting" (what's with all the ""?) on the topic lacks an in-depth look at how sex is portrayed. She should've read instead of interviewed.
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Lisa Rabey @pookiebear.net · 19/09/2026
Trying to get my lazy pug to get me my edibles. This is her response.
Fawn pug laying on the couch.
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Lisa Rabey @pookiebear.net · 19/09/2026
I'm teaching a workshop on creating believable fiction characters w/ mental illness. My deck is over 60 pages long. I created this workshop b/c of the dearth of fictional titles where the MC has a mental illness that didn't read like 2 second search through WebMD & PsychCentral. (Don't use them.)
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Lisa Rabey @pookiebear.net · 19/09/2026
Mr. Lisa and I are watching Physical 100 Italy. A 100 of Italy's best athletes compete in grueling and insane challenges. Yep. I want cake. And pot.
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Lisa Rabey @pookiebear.net · 16/09/2026
Fucking IG is feeding me a shaved head Connor Storrie, Hudson Williams with a great smokey eye, Lee Pace and Theo James doing ASMR, approximately 3568964 images and videos celebrating Alexander Skarsgard’s 50th, and Henry Caville in a sharp suit. MY FUCKING OVARIES HAVE EXPLODED. Ded.
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Jonny Nexus @jonnynexus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The @octocon.bsky.social programme is now up, and I'm on a panel (details below). I find generative AI hugely depressing, so I while I hope I'll rant passionately but coherently, there is a chance of tears. 😀 (CC @spacecurves.bsky.social)
Sunday, 4 October 2026. 14:30. The Importance of Human Created Work in This Age of AI Slop. Pegasus 1, Starts: 14:30. Duration: 60 mins. Jack-John Kirwan. Alex McKenzie. Emma Newman. Jonny Nexus. Edmund Schluessel (moderator). In-person only. Panel, Science & Technology, Writing/Editing/Publishing
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Lisa Rabey @pookiebear.net · 15/09/2026
Mr. Lisa was convinced for a long time that Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire" was sung by Billy "Fucking" Idol.
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Lisa Rabey @pookiebear.net · 15/09/2026
Mr. Lisa and I are listening to a playlist we curated (100 songs from each person; no repeats). This song just came up (my choice) and I had forgotten how much I loved it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC5z...
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Interpol - Obstacle 1
YouTube video by Interpol
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Aubrie is excellent fun (til you get to know her) @theaubster.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Also, I just want to say, it’s not Antisemitism to want to free Palestine.
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The Questionable Authority @questauthority.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The only acceptable answer is Princess Bride.
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Lisa Rabey @pookiebear.net · 15/09/2026
While I flex Mr Lisa and I watch a lot of trash TV, I also read voraciously every night for 2-3 hours after he goes to bed. I’m a fast reader in genre fiction and most non-fiction so I can kill a book over several days. I am at 137/150 books for my goal this year.
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Lisa Rabey @pookiebear.net · 12/09/2026
If the last month is any indication, I have a lust for 70 year old men in leather who also throw their worn t-shirts into the crowd. (Which I would have never washed and sniffed until I died.)
Billy Idol standing on the stage wearing leather jacket and pantsStage for Billy Idol with a giant text of “Billy Idol” in the background.
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Lisa Rabey @pookiebear.net · 12/09/2026
I am OBSESSED. I am divorcing Mr Lisa (again) and shacking up with Billy Fucking Idol. That man is sexy as fuck.
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Lisa Rabey @pookiebear.net · 11/09/2026
It's that time of year again where I shill to raise money for the American Foundation of Suicide Prevention in memory of my most cherished friend, Brendan McAdams. Brendan killed himself on 1/10/2025. The selfish bastard. To donate: FB: bit.ly/4cHOncd Direct: bit.ly/4hmRBoc
A tall chubby male with long red hair and red beard. In his right hand he is holding a drink. His left hand is a thumbs up. He is standing in front of a long table with white table cloth. The background is of a brick wall.Pasty white forearm of a female with several tattoos. The top tattoo has an intricate compass with the words "Never Be Lost" below it. Below the compass tattoo is a tattoo of the caffeine molecule. Below that is a semicolon to represent the semicolon project. All the tattoos are black ink.
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Lisa Rabey @pookiebear.net · 11/09/2026
Ethan Hawke gets better and better as he ages. (I love him so much.) Huzzah! A second season of The Lowdown begins in a few weeks.
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Lisa Rabey @pookiebear.net · 10/09/2026
When I was in Rome back in 2005, I picked up Calendario Romano which is a 12 month calendar of hot priests. I KNEW that most of it was more of fun gift than reality but you know, it kept the dream of being debauched by a hot priest alive. Here is AP's article about 2027: apnews.com/article/ital...
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Lisa Rabey @pookiebear.net · 10/09/2026
Fuck Weight Watchers or whatever thee fuck they are calling themselves these days. I haven't used their program since before fat girl surgery so 2021. I canceled, deleted, & unsubbed from everything. They are terrible. YET, the are now bombarding me with emails to come back. They ignore unsubscribe.
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Lisa Rabey @pookiebear.net · 10/09/2026
I’ve always been assertive, outspoken, and opinionated (read: obnoxious). But it has been more pronounced in the last 6 months as current state of affairs, the heavy othering of non-white men, and reading more history as it continues to be cyclical. (We have learned nothing.)
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Kathy L Wheeler @kathylwheeler.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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Kira Leigh 🏳️‍⚧️ @kiraleigh.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
a meme with a picture from (I think) The Sound of Music with a short-haired blonde white woman twirling around on a field with a backdrop of a mountain. text reads "If you don't embrace AI you will be left behind!" and "Me being left behind:"
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Electronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 09/09/2026
Download Privacy Badger to block spying ads and invisible trackers. www.eff.org/privacybadger
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Privacy Badger
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 09/09/2026
Not to brag, but our product has been foldable since 1828.
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Lisa Rabey @pookiebear.net · 10/09/2026
Keep killing those bunnies to write your books and steal people’s art! It’s fine, it’s fine.
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Lisa Rabey @pookiebear.net · 10/09/2026
This sounds like a “nice guy” who is convinced that women who turn him down are the problem and not him. He’s also the guy who’ll say, when turned down, “I’d never fuck you anyway” and then gets pissed at her response he was never on her dance card to begin with. THE BEAR WIND AGAIN!
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Lisa Rabey @pookiebear.net · 10/09/2026
I am a long time Apple fan and one of the reasons is their hardware lasts forever. My iPad, iPhone, and Watch are too old for Apple Intelligence. I am in talks with Mr Lisa if any of my Apple profucts die (above plus Air Pods & Mac Air), I am buying refurb b/c eff the below.
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Edmund עמוס זוהר S @spacecurves.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Is it Torchwood?
Promo photo of the cast of Torchwood, season 2
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Lisa Rabey @pookiebear.net · 10/09/2026
The people who can afford a $2K Dual iPhone are part of the problem. Mr Lisa and I save for nice things but it takes longer to get those things BECAUSE OF THE FECKING ECONOMY. The idea of spending $2K on a phone BLOWS MY MIND. Fucking late stage capitalism.
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Lisa Rabey @pookiebear.net · 09/09/2026
Had a near car crash today when a middle aged white man in a Mercedes drove through a stop while I was taken a left. It was my right of way. He saw me start the left before he moved forward. And the best part? He didn't stop even when it got to the point where I could not get into my turn lane.
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