poodlemonkey.bsky.social @poodlemonkey.bsky.social · 19/01/2025My cat could care less that I’ve eaten too many blueberries - he still wants uppies. Read the room, my little dude. 000
poodlemonkey.bsky.social @poodlemonkey.bsky.social · 18/01/2025My cat is taking up the whole bed, despite weighing a *demure* 9 lbs. That, and when you die it’s just **nothing** 041
poodlemonkey.bsky.social @poodlemonkey.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Yes, very nice 👍 -Borat Sagdiyev, 2006 000
poodlemonkey.bsky.social @poodlemonkey.bsky.social · 17/01/2025True beauty is rare. Thank you universe for this gift. 010
Reposted by @poodlemonkey.bsky.socialJoanna Stern @joannastern.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Gather round kids and let me tell you a story about a real technology ban... 497159611916
Reposted by @poodlemonkey.bsky.socialMark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 14/01/2025He "got stuck" watching Seth Meyers? I guess Musk wouldn't let him have the remote. 2187255272763
poodlemonkey.bsky.social @poodlemonkey.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Going for my autism evaluation today. Wish me luck…? What’s appropriate? The fact that I don’t know is in part why I’m getting evaluated. 000
poodlemonkey.bsky.social @poodlemonkey.bsky.social · 14/01/2025If they can say those words to people can we call them “tiny, shriveled, limp-dicked whittle babies” ? Asking for a friend. 000
poodlemonkey.bsky.social @poodlemonkey.bsky.social · 13/01/2025You know I’m something of a human MYself. Let’s pretend we eat brunch together! 010
Reposted by @poodlemonkey.bsky.socialKylie Robison @kylierobison.com · 12/01/2025so far this has been my 2025 motto 519320
Reposted by @poodlemonkey.bsky.socialMark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Who else is really looking forward to not watching the Inauguration? 👀 👎 67048563112099
poodlemonkey.bsky.social @poodlemonkey.bsky.social · 13/01/2025There was always a disreputable establishment that would sell kids cigarettes when I was growing up. If they told me I would never be able to go to space, I’d still buy that pack. If they told me I’d projectile vomit for days, that would have stopped me. 020
Reposted by @poodlemonkey.bsky.socialFun @funkelly.bsky.social · 10/01/2025ill take gen z seriously when they bring back meg ryan’s 90’s hairstyle 1757171
Reposted by @poodlemonkey.bsky.socialGeorge Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 09/12/2024The rules apply to everyone else, not his own family.  42784021736
Reposted by @poodlemonkey.bsky.socialwolf pupy @wolfpupy.bsky.social · 07/12/2024i think that pokemon card app was supposed to get me addicted to collecting pokemon cards but instead i have just gotten addicted to opening packets of stuff like ketchup, sugar, and silica gel. 439259
Reposted by @poodlemonkey.bsky.socialno brain, only alison @alisonborealis.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Can we talk people out of donating to Salvation Army entirely, please! They force their charity recipients to attend religious conversion sessions as part of receiving assistance. AND they're wildly transphobic and homophobic! Fund better charities! 4526281357
Reposted by @poodlemonkey.bsky.socialJon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 24/11/2024This is a real team effort, fellow patriots. 🇺🇸 2138708059710
Reposted by @poodlemonkey.bsky.socialEsme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally @esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · 24/11/2024I think about this a lot as I'm panicking in my shower. 574381353328
Reposted by @poodlemonkey.bsky.socialGeorge Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 24/11/2024This is a very important point. Please let everyone know. 1088307789143
poodlemonkey.bsky.social @poodlemonkey.bsky.social · 24/11/2024I don’t know what is satire anymore. 000
poodlemonkey.bsky.social @poodlemonkey.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Bucky is the CEO of names, for sure. 010
poodlemonkey.bsky.social @poodlemonkey.bsky.social · 24/11/2024I don’t know how this works. This is Bucky Barnes aka Sausage aka Muffin aka Sausage Muffin. 140
