Mr. Fascinating @pongothehunted.bsky.social · 09/12/2025I hit a man with my car and no one saw it. I don’t even know if he lived or not but I’m out here living my life a free man. 1272
Mr. Fascinating @pongothehunted.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Looked my bitch-ass boss in his eyes and told him, “on Sunday I drink.. and still no recover.” 030
Mr. Fascinating @pongothehunted.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Outside wearing a wife beater. Smoking a black & mild. 030
Mr. Fascinating @pongothehunted.bsky.social · 30/06/2025Fingers crossed I get struck by lightning omw to get pussy 040
Mr. Fascinating @pongothehunted.bsky.social · 30/06/2025Lightning, thunder, and a bitch w a scary ex boyfriend 020
Mr. Fascinating @pongothehunted.bsky.social · 30/06/2025If u wanna nut hard you gotta nut real - Mahatma Gandhi 020
Mr. Fascinating @pongothehunted.bsky.social · 30/06/2025I’m a filthy bum and a retard, but I will accept the nomination for lord emperor of the world and all existence 030
Mr. Fascinating @pongothehunted.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Setting up a hammock in the work bathroom. The AC works real good in here. Its hot dead air in the room I work in 070
Mr. Fascinating @pongothehunted.bsky.social · 11/06/2025I be talkin to my life like yeah baby don’t stop sucking 060
Mr. Fascinating @pongothehunted.bsky.social · 06/06/2025I tell my kids every night never to sleep on their tummies. Booty bandits are everywhere 020
Mr. Fascinating @pongothehunted.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Last night I hit an Israeli with a baseball bat outside of the museum and he exploded into several thousand cockroaches and vanished into the cracks of the sidewalks 060
Mr. Fascinating @pongothehunted.bsky.social · 06/06/2025My first true love? Lol, that easy. Sellin drugs. 060
Mr. Fascinating @pongothehunted.bsky.social · 19/02/2025The thing about Philly is sometimes the mail man just decides not to deliver your mail. 090
Mr. Fascinating @pongothehunted.bsky.social · 16/02/2025A severed human head is gon run ya bout 5 hunnid on the street 020
Mr. Fascinating @pongothehunted.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Spilled coffee on myself and lashed out at my family for it 1172
Mr. Fascinating @pongothehunted.bsky.social · 16/02/2025If u got vitiligo ima need you to stand in the back 040
Mr. Fascinating @pongothehunted.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Chillin on the couch. Chillin hard. Listening to the neighbors beat their children. 030
Mr. Fascinating @pongothehunted.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Damn they got sexbots on here too, that’s fucked 050
Mr. Fascinating @pongothehunted.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Ouchies, booboos; decapitations.. I’ve seen it all at my work 040
Mr. Fascinating @pongothehunted.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Yeah, you prob saw me on bluesky huh, that’s why I seem familiar 030
Mr. Fascinating @pongothehunted.bsky.social · 13/02/2025[approaches the podium in full military regalia] Ladies and gentlemen, we have destroyed the enemy’s hole. 040
Mr. Fascinating @pongothehunted.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Mama say that giving birth is 90% mental and the pussy got nothing to do with it 040
Reposted by Mr. Fascinatinglittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 12/02/2025I’m going to put you in my trickster spirit spreadsheet 2444
Mr. Fascinating @pongothehunted.bsky.social · 13/02/2025My 6 hour interrogation with homeland security just got uploaded to YouTube finally 040
Mr. Fascinating @pongothehunted.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Boutta “jk” + winky face my way into a physical altercation 040
Mr. Fascinating @pongothehunted.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Doing Shakespeare in the park with real deaths and sex 0251
Mr. Fascinating @pongothehunted.bsky.social · 12/02/2025I’m too efficient and have nothing to do at work. Did everything already. 060
Mr. Fascinating @pongothehunted.bsky.social · 12/02/2025The lie detector determined that was some poser shit 040
Mr. Fascinating @pongothehunted.bsky.social · 12/02/2025You love me? Hmm. This is very distressing. 040
Reposted by Mr. FascinatingMr. Fascinating @pongothehunted.bsky.social · 05/07/2023If she don’t pat you down and check your pockets when you get home she don’t love you 093
Reposted by Mr. FascinatingMr. Fascinating @pongothehunted.bsky.social · 25/01/2024I think all these priests oughta be confessing their sins to me and not the other way around 061
