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When approached for comment, Mr. Lettuce replied "Oh, come on, this time it wasn't even a challenge."

They should be frustrated that he's their best player. (Best forward, at least. Sanheim's better, IMO, but apples and oranges.) If DB or Chuck were the top quality GM the Flyers should have had, they'd have found more players on or above that level, but that failure's on the FO, not on TK.

My brain always fills that one in with "everyone else takes 3d6 crushing damage", from a shirt I saw once. That response has squatter's rights in my brain now.

The bigger concern is that he’s far too employed.

The Towering Inferno for Tax Purposes

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Do, or DuPont. There is no try.

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"Rick Tocchet is very, very bad at personnel evaluation" is the leader in the clubhouse.

Reasonably certain we could draft a better team off of Flysky.

Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

IKS Rampage, come on down!

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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I don't have the "Both? Both is good" meme handy, but it really applies here. Quality is way down, but he's one of the guys pulling the hardest.

Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I'm just saying, the glasses wouldn't be on the bench if Tocchet wasn't there either...

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Suddenly, LA Knight losing is only the second-worst thing to happen at MITB. Why must we suffer Triple Hair?

The vibe is painful. It's like this pic of Picard with hair.

Greyscale image of Patrick Stewart as Jean-Luc Picard, wearing a toupée, from an early test photo shoot.

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First grade. I can point to things I did before that which people would consider weird, but it didn't impact my psyche until my first grade teacher flipped out at the concept of ambidexterity and forced me to pick a hand. Still can't use my right hand for much after that.

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The charts and graphs are less painful to view.

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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Putting Martone and Michkov on a line together is fantastic. May whatever deity still cares about this benighted world have mercy on the rest of this disaster.

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Ruin a book by adding a word: Tropic of Colorectal Cancer

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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I kinda get not going for a tush push with a guy making his NFL debut at center and a guy who's played two NFL snaps on offense at LG. They still look like ass, though.

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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

There are ALWAYS more shovels.

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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I just hope nobody has fun.

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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Mailata/LG/Kendall/Steen/Bell. LG is one of Willie Lampkin, Fred Johnson, or Micah Morris. If Dickerson comes back and is able to play, he takes LG back. Eagles probably have to elevate a guy or two off the PS to serve as backups, unless they sign someone off the street.

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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

While we're sorting out secession succession, asking for a friend (me) about the logistics of greater Philadelphia seceding from Pennsylvania and integrating into Canada as New Gritswick.

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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

So... foil commons and uncommons are now going to be less common than foil rares? That seems... backwards. Just go back to boosters being 11 commons, 3 uncommons, and 1 rare/mythic, with a foil replacing a card of its own rarity. It worked fine for years, you never needed to tinker with it.

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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It also looked like the first kick came up short.

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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

One could justifiably wonder why it is so deeply important to you that people who have committed sexual assault should have the right to rejoin society in exactly the manner they choose, without consideration of the objections of others.

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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Neil, because Bustin is one of the only redeeming qualities of the Internet (no disrespect to Bo, of course, he’s also great), but let’s get some Bill Wurtz love going, too.

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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I think the poll's probably fine, if we work under the assumption that most of the don't knows are shy Graham voters.

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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Unsurprisingly, eating your cake and having your cake both poll tremendously well.

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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'd heard that Britain was seeking closer ties with Canada, but this is ridiculous.

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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Counting down the days until the 2033 season ends.

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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you don't have the power of invisibility? [JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think— [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain why I can't see you right now? [SMITH]: I've cupped my hands in front of my face.

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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re saying, under oath, you're not conspiring with CNN? [JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think— [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* explain this image of you replying to Jake Tapper! [SMITH]: That is a picture of me playing the 1984 Bally arcade game Root Beer Tapper.

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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

As well it should have been. That should say "unprofessional clown."

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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Wolfenstein 3D, for me. Parappa 2 and Slay the Spire kick all manner of ass, though.

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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Stubbs is on the roster as a long man for game 2.

Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Yes, the Seahawks throwing 90% of their passes to JSN does seem like the right strategy.

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Meg Rowley @megrowler.fangraphs.com · 27/09/2026

your punishment for liking the Phillies? more Phillies.

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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Sometimes the posts just sync up too well.

Sequence of posts with Miss Piggy in a wedding dress, from the Museum of the Moving Image, followed by an Onion article, "NSFW Artist Struggling to Improve on Sexiness of Regular Muppets".

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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Well, now we know what picture to put next to "hiding in plain sight" in the idiom dictionary.

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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

“Hanging in there“, on a good day. “I’m vertical”, on a tolerable one.

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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

tbf, the NFL is a top-3 place where I'd expect to see someone by that name employed.

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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

This is a two step process for me. Mega Man 2 made it clear I'd be a gamer. Final Fantasy made it clear what kind of gamer I'd be.

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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Like hell the Sheetz zone is demilitarized. They'll have to wipe out every last person in the Philadelphia area before the Wawa insurgency ends.