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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you don't have the power of invisibility? [JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think— [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain why I can't see you right now? [SMITH]: I've cupped my hands in front of my face.
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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wolfenstein 3D, for me. Parappa 2 and Slay the Spire kick all manner of ass, though.
Header image for Wolfenstein 3D
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Meg Rowley @megrowler.fangraphs.com · 27/09/2026
your punishment for liking the Phillies? more Phillies.
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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sometimes the posts just sync up too well.
Sequence of posts with Miss Piggy in a wedding dress, from the Museum of the Moving Image, followed by an Onion article, "NSFW Artist Struggling to Improve on Sexiness of Regular Muppets".
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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Go Birds!
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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Make a band edible: Coheed & Camembert
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gem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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Jacii Daytona @boltthebee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The only founding member of the American League to have never moved or officially changed their team name since 1901 is the Detroit Tigers.
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Once Upon A Time On The Internet @newgroundsdoc.newgrounds.com · 01/09/2026
23 YEARS AGO TODAY, @mrweebl.bsky.social posted BADGERS to @Newgrounds.com
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Science has determined: - the Median Baltimore Orioles player - the Median Tampa Bay Rays player
HUNTER CORNMAN

Apple-cheeked blond oaf

Usually hits .218 but turns into Ted fucking Williams whenver he's facing your team

Attended Robert E. Lee-Strom Thurmond Secondary in South BiscuitvilleDAX DONK

Perpetually damp-looking ambidextrous sidearm knuckleballer with 0.95 ERA

Acquired by the Rays for $500 out of the Boat Repair Technical College of Alaska

The moment he’s owed real money he will be traded to the Yankees for a stack of scratch-off tickets
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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: A bunch of guys have a long chat.
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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Make a band bigger: Fleetwood Max
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 20/08/2026
In the meantime, you can access the censored Amnesty reports on gender critical groups here. Make sure they cannot erase these documents from the internet. Like a snowball. dn711306.ca.archive.org/0/items/amne... A growing threat. archive.org/download/rep...
dn711306.ca.archive.org
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Bex @bexg93.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
🚨 The archived version of the suppressed Amnesty report into the anti-trans network operating to dismantle human rights in the UK has been "excluded" from the Wayback Machine. JKR is working very hard to scrub its existence from the eyes of the public. Thankfully, I kept screenshots.
A screenshot of the Wayback Machine page when trying to access the suppressed Amnesty report into anti-trans organisation and networks in the UK saying "This URL has been excluded from the Wayback Machine".
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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
You play as a customer at a Philly-area Quizno's: the game is hoag-like.
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New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b
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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
So the Dodgers have Skubal. The Tigers have Hope. The rest of the league has no Skubal, and no hope. The rest of this season's not going to be fun to watch.
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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Fantasy is when the sword glows. Science fiction is when the glow is the sword.
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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Downplay a book or movie: Exactly As Many Visitors As I Wanted Over This Next 100 Years
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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Downplay a book or movie: Howl's Stationary Residence
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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Musical icon’s miniaturized buckets: Nine Inch Pails
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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
"Verify your age" The first Christmas present I clearly remember was an NES.
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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
You've panicked at your last disco.
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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
America Presents: Weird Al Yankovic - Son of the Unfortunate Return of the Ridiculously Self-Indulgent, Ill-Advised Vanity Tour, aired live on C-SPAN and posted to the official White House YouTube account so anyone can watch it for free. (Special request: This Land is Your Land as the encore song.)
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David Noll @david.noll.org · 08/06/2026
Very important public service announcement
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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I just went 82-0, think you can go 82-0? Finally did it. www.82-0.com/share?id=Bk6...
82-0.com
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Build the ultimate NBA all-time team and see if you can go 82-0
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 20/04/2026
Europa Missions xkcd.com/3234/
3-panel comic. (1) (A person with a picture of a spacecraft behind head.] PERSON 1: There are now three spacecraft headed to Europe: NASA’s *Europa Clipper*, which will investigate Europa’s subsurface ocean, (2) [Person is gesturing at a picture of a different spacecraft while talking to a person with a ponytail and a person with short hair.] PERSON 1: ESA’s *Jupiter Icy Moons Explorer*, which will study the topography and chemistry of Europa and the other moons, (3) [Person with a picture behind head of a Zamboni with a rocket launcher underneath] and the NHL’s *Zamboni Voyager*, which plans to resurface Europa. PERSON FROM OFF-PANEL: Oh no. PERSON 1: We tried to stop them, but the league is set on an expansion.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 08/05/2025
catholics: oh hey u guys are back early me: pope's woke catholics: what? me: *grabs rosary, heads toward the confessional* pope's woke
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 16/04/2026
bluesky: we are pivoting to AI [site catches on fire] bluesky: this was not the fault of AI
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Whitby Gothic @whitbygothic.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
+++ Wishing a most wonderful 96th birthday, to John Astin, who was born on this day, the 30th of March 1930, & best known to us the much loved Gomez Addams, & now sadly the only surviving member of the original cast! +++ #JohnAstin #GomezAddams #theaddamsfamily #OTD #AmericanGothic #addamsfamily
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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I've seen this going around, might as well post my 9 as well. my9games.com
My 9 Games: Final Fantasy VI, Chrono Trigger, Persona 5 Royal, Blue Prince, Stardew Valley, Metaphor Re:Fantazio, Fallout: New Vegas, Final Fantasy VII, and The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
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Proloe 🌙🧚‍♀️ Very Fairy Vtuber @proloe.gay · 28/02/2026
I do not like this gen AI I do not like what it implies I do not want it in my art I do not think it makes you smart I do not want it in my games I do not like its goals and aims I do not want it in my books I do not like the way it looks I do not like it, I don't care I do not want it anywhere
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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Describe your favorite games poorly: - fashionable delinquents perform invasive, nonconsensual therapy - sorry, kid, your uncle died and now you're a noble, if you can find his desk (series) - ****ing crystals, how do they work? - ballistic therapy causes stubborn mailman to resolve desert war
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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Ruin a movie by adding a Supreme Court Justice, Fields Medal winner, Lady Byng Trophy awardee, or actor/actress who has appeared as a guest star on THE LOVE BOAT: Ratelletouille Quackenbushwhacked Lucky Number Slavin
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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I haven't seen him yet, so "encounter" is stretching it, but I've been reliably informed that Sam Reich has been here the whole time.
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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Slightly diminish a band: Godspeed You! Black Viscount
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devil may cam @greeneggzandcam.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
My roommate is a teacher and has reported that ICE has been hanging around Septa stops and depots in the interest of abducting kids on their way home because they aren’t allowed to enter schools. They claimed to be part of a “Septa Strike Force” which does not exist. Boost if you can.
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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Ruin two bands by combining them: ...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead Kennedys
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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you? The Philadelphia Flyers and Vancouver Canucks. It doesn't matter who's coming, it's not going to go well.
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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Me, when Philadelphia sports happen:
A black cat named Claudia wailing plaintively, from https://www.reddit.com/r/blackcats/comments/1pq077t/she_lost_her_mouse_under_the_door/
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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Now, far be it from me to get too deeply involved in whether or not another city's sports teams move within their broader sphere of influence, but under no circumstances whatsoever should any franchise consider moving to Gary, Indiana. Let me say it once again...
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PleasantKenobi @pleasantkenobi.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Looking to get organised this holiday season? Well the folks at @gamegenic.com are helping me to help! Giving away: 1 x Dungeon Pro 1 x Playmat 2 x Bastion 100+ Xl 2 x Gamegenic Sleeves Just share this post, follow me and Gamegenic - and we will draw a winner after Christmas! #sponsored
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Tom Robson, An Extraordinarily Brilliant Person @thomasmrobson.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
This is a total stab in the dark for my #phillies fan friends out there. Ages ago (15+ years) the Phils sold this Phanatic ornament. My brother and his family had one they loved, but lost along with everything else in the CA fires last year. I can't find one anywhere online. Anyone have any leads?
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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Insert a movie into another movie: Seven Brides, And Then There Were None, For Seven Brothers
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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
"You’ll be visited by three spirits" The three spirits:
The Hanson brothers, from Slapshot
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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I feel like Ryan Lizza now has the world's most disturbing "two nickels" story.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 10/11/2025
No Kings includes Angus
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Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
"If you see this, quote with a title screen that’s iconic to you."
The end of the intro roll for the SNES US release of Final Fantasy III (6 JP), with the wordmark rendered in flames with thunderclouds behind it.
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