Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 30/09/2026[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you don't have the power of invisibility? [JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think— [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain why I can't see you right now? [SMITH]: I've cupped my hands in front of my face. 001
Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Wolfenstein 3D, for me. Parappa 2 and Slay the Spire kick all manner of ass, though. 000
Reposted by PonderMeg Rowley @megrowler.fangraphs.com · 27/09/2026your punishment for liking the Phillies? more Phillies. 020233
Reposted by Pondergem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce 4863791686
Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The only founding member of the American League to have never moved or officially changed their team name since 1901 is the Detroit Tigers. 050
Reposted by PonderOnce Upon A Time On The Internet @newgroundsdoc.newgrounds.com · 01/09/202623 YEARS AGO TODAY, @mrweebl.bsky.social posted BADGERS to @Newgrounds.com 8450252703
Reposted by Ponderℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Science has determined: - the Median Baltimore Orioles player - the Median Tampa Bay Rays player 402040412
Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: A bunch of guys have a long chat. 000
Reposted by PonderAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 20/08/2026In the meantime, you can access the censored Amnesty reports on gender critical groups here. Make sure they cannot erase these documents from the internet. Like a snowball. dn711306.ca.archive.org/0/items/amne... A growing threat. archive.org/download/rep...dn711306.ca.archive.org 3935321443
Reposted by PonderBex @bexg93.bsky.social · 16/08/2026🚨 The archived version of the suppressed Amnesty report into the anti-trans network operating to dismantle human rights in the UK has been "excluded" from the Wayback Machine. JKR is working very hard to scrub its existence from the eyes of the public. Thankfully, I kept screenshots. 6461003470
Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 07/08/2026You play as a customer at a Philly-area Quizno's: the game is hoag-like. 000
Reposted by PonderNew-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b 7778512571
Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 02/08/2026So the Dodgers have Skubal. The Tigers have Hope. The rest of the league has no Skubal, and no hope. The rest of this season's not going to be fun to watch. 010
Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Fantasy is when the sword glows. Science fiction is when the glow is the sword. 010
Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Downplay a book or movie: Exactly As Many Visitors As I Wanted Over This Next 100 Years 000
Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 12/07/2026"Verify your age" The first Christmas present I clearly remember was an NES. 061
Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 15/06/2026America Presents: Weird Al Yankovic - Son of the Unfortunate Return of the Ridiculously Self-Indulgent, Ill-Advised Vanity Tour, aired live on C-SPAN and posted to the official White House YouTube account so anyone can watch it for free. (Special request: This Land is Your Land as the encore song.) 072
Reposted by PonderDavid Noll @david.noll.org · 08/06/2026Very important public service announcement 14433139
Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I just went 82-0, think you can go 82-0? Finally did it. www.82-0.com/share?id=Bk6...82-0.com82-0Build the ultimate NBA all-time team and see if you can go 82-0 000
Reposted by Pondere.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 08/05/2025catholics: oh hey u guys are back early me: pope's woke catholics: what? me: *grabs rosary, heads toward the confessional* pope's woke 193425412
Reposted by Ponderjon christian @jonchristian.net · 16/04/2026bluesky: we are pivoting to AI [site catches on fire] bluesky: this was not the fault of AI 161277291
Reposted by PonderWhitby Gothic @whitbygothic.bsky.social · 30/03/2026+++ Wishing a most wonderful 96th birthday, to John Astin, who was born on this day, the 30th of March 1930, & best known to us the much loved Gomez Addams, & now sadly the only surviving member of the original cast! +++ #JohnAstin #GomezAddams #theaddamsfamily #OTD #AmericanGothic #addamsfamily 08232
Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 06/03/2026I've seen this going around, might as well post my 9 as well. my9games.com 220
Reposted by PonderProloe 🌙🧚♀️ Very Fairy Vtuber @proloe.gay · 28/02/2026I do not like this gen AI I do not like what it implies I do not want it in my art I do not think it makes you smart I do not want it in my games I do not like its goals and aims I do not want it in my books I do not like the way it looks I do not like it, I don't care I do not want it anywhere 63103964781
Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Describe your favorite games poorly: - fashionable delinquents perform invasive, nonconsensual therapy - sorry, kid, your uncle died and now you're a noble, if you can find his desk (series) - ****ing crystals, how do they work? - ballistic therapy causes stubborn mailman to resolve desert war 020
Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Ruin a movie by adding a Supreme Court Justice, Fields Medal winner, Lady Byng Trophy awardee, or actor/actress who has appeared as a guest star on THE LOVE BOAT: Ratelletouille Quackenbushwhacked Lucky Number Slavin 001
Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 11/02/2026I haven't seen him yet, so "encounter" is stretching it, but I've been reliably informed that Sam Reich has been here the whole time. 020
Reposted by Ponderdevil may cam @greeneggzandcam.bsky.social · 08/01/2026My roommate is a teacher and has reported that ICE has been hanging around Septa stops and depots in the interest of abducting kids on their way home because they aren’t allowed to enter schools. They claimed to be part of a “Septa Strike Force” which does not exist. Boost if you can. 812621043
Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Ruin two bands by combining them: ...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead Kennedys 010
Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 23/12/2025You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you? The Philadelphia Flyers and Vancouver Canucks. It doesn't matter who's coming, it's not going to go well. 010
Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Now, far be it from me to get too deeply involved in whether or not another city's sports teams move within their broader sphere of influence, but under no circumstances whatsoever should any franchise consider moving to Gary, Indiana. Let me say it once again... 100
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Reposted by PonderTom Robson, An Extraordinarily Brilliant Person @thomasmrobson.bsky.social · 04/12/2025This is a total stab in the dark for my #phillies fan friends out there. Ages ago (15+ years) the Phils sold this Phanatic ornament. My brother and his family had one they loved, but lost along with everything else in the CA fires last year. I can't find one anywhere online. Anyone have any leads? 55486
Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Insert a movie into another movie: Seven Brides, And Then There Were None, For Seven Brothers 010
Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 26/11/2025"You’ll be visited by three spirits" The three spirits: 010
Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 18/11/2025I feel like Ryan Lizza now has the world's most disturbing "two nickels" story. 020
Ponder @ponder719.bsky.social · 09/11/2025"If you see this, quote with a title screen that’s iconic to you." 020