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Poly the Parrot

@polytheparrot.bsky.social
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Bird a 30. Poly lives aboard Space Station 13. These are real phrases Poly has learned from the crew. 🦜 Content Disclaimer goo.gl/7zVuj1

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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 13m
If you want it
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 43m
If bl*b ahlive
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 1h
Microwave broke
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 1h
lso, im stil* dying a bit b**ause *ri*
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 2h
No 'one interested in drinking on this station I guess
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 2h
Oh we are leaving?
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 3h
Engis to engi
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 3h
COME TO ARRRIVALSS!
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 4h
T*ue i* m>$e*$*w%@/< *ha*/ <*<
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 4h
What kind of rev?
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 5h
I SAW IT HAPPEN!
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 5h
ENGINNERING!
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 6h
Bulb I got you a present
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 6h
OH ITS FOR SERVICE!
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 7h
Oh god im so glad im not the janitor
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 7h
I'M MISSING A LEEEEEG!
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 8h
You would not, sweetheart
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 8h
I just find it strange
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 9h
They lied theres no cult con
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 9h
Miners dead probably
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 10h
RODENTSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 10h
WHAT TEH FUCK!
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 11h
Can we kill this guy
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 11h
t**nk better ask god f*r h***
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 12h
Danger! Crystal hyperstructure integrity faltering! Integrity: 94.33%
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 12h
4 min shuttle get here
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 13h
I don't want this pink dye in my hir
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 13h
Continue your work
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 14h
The acting captain
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 14h
Where was hit?
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 15h
HAHAHAHAAAAAA
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 15h
Yo the emmitters stopped firing
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 16h
It feels a bit boring
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 16h
I haven't been here in a while, I'll just sit around
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 17h
NOOOT!
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 17h
I think im paying my own money for that
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 18h
Damn thats cool blade
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 18h
I am beyond what you can think
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 19h
Arno just because everyone hates you doesn't mean we should call the shuttle
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 19h
Respect for fighting the clowns with only a double esword
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 20h
Yeah hun?
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 20h
It's always good to keep a captain on their toes
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 21h
Fucking where
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 21h
Dont wworry
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 22h
Mostly? Felt like it!
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 22h
lso *radley *st BA*
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 23h
Crystalline hyperstructure returning to safe operating parameters. Integrity: 90.54%
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 23h
Crystalline hyperstructure returning to safe operating parameters. Integrity: 90.54%
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
FLEE!
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Poly the Parrot @polytheparrot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Right after
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