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Mikey P

@polyploid.party
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MS Plant breeding & genetics. Batologist.

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Mikey P @polyploid.party · 25/09/2026
You can really feel the difference between the express and regular lines.
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Mikey P @polyploid.party · 23/09/2026
Today's winners. #pomology #fruitbreeder #plantscience
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HappyPagan @annfinnemore.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Anyone who doubts the existence of infinity has never tried to clean all the ink out of a dried up fountain pen nib
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Mikey P @polyploid.party · 11/09/2026
There are many advantages of breeding fruits. (Beautiful scenery and walking away with a big ol' bag of Zestar!/Minnewashta and Chestnut Crab apples.) #pomology #fruitbreeding
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Mikey P @polyploid.party · 10/09/2026
Of note. #pomology #fruitbreeding
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 02/09/2026
Assignment with =
It isn't wrong, but we just don't do it.
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Mikey P @polyploid.party · 27/08/2026
Tip rooting of Rubus occidentalis. #plantscience #batology
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Mikey P @polyploid.party · 22/08/2026
We refer to them as "shitty little birds" but have also given in and begun to appreciate their tenacity/ingenuity. (And they eat Japanese beetles)
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Mikey P @polyploid.party · 21/08/2026
pH of the beast
Digital pH meter reading 6.66
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Dr. Davey F. Wright ⛏️🦕🧬 @daveyfwright.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Ever since I was a child, from the very first time I experienced the joy and wonder of dinosaur fossils at a natural history museum, I always knew I wanted to grow up and submit expense reports in Concur for institutionally sponsored travel
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 18/08/2026
"You were riding in the morning, or at night, or on a quiet road, or a main road. The only time and place to ride a bike is a time beyond time and a place beyond place, where the space-time continuum is bent so strangely that you are both everywhere and nowhere." buff.ly/bSa1Wm5
mcsweeneys.net
You’re a Cyclist Who Was Just Struck by a Car Driver. Here’s Why It Was Your Fault
You were riding during rush hour Why were you riding then? There are way too many cars on the road. If you were commuting, you should have contacted your bos...
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Mikey P @polyploid.party · 19/08/2026
Bonus photo: Trying to figure out what rust strain was plaguing me. Turns out it was squash pollen. #plantpathology #plantscience
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Mikey P @polyploid.party · 19/08/2026
Today's little guys
Cecropia moth caterpillar on blackberry leaf.Tree frog on black raspberry leaf.
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Mikey P @polyploid.party · 17/08/2026
Last day of the Carver County Fair. #demolitionderby
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Mikey P @polyploid.party · 16/08/2026
A good day on the Carver County clay. Only one broken drive shaft this year!
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Mikey P @polyploid.party · 14/08/2026
When someone has a science problem and you suggest a science solution, talking straight out of your ass... but then it turns out you're actually correct because you do know a science or two.
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Mikey P @polyploid.party · 11/08/2026
Give me a bag of lettuce and tell me where "Dobby's grave" is.
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Mikey P @polyploid.party · 05/08/2026
Cecropia moth caterpillar, perhaps?
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Mikey P @polyploid.party · 05/08/2026
A little guy.
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Mikey P @polyploid.party · 03/08/2026
We can make this happen. Perhaps this week!
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Mikey P @polyploid.party · 02/08/2026
They have these at a couple of the local Indian pizza places.
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Mikey P @polyploid.party · 02/08/2026
I guess where I live the cops would usually just pepper spray or billy club people until they let go. Minneapolis cops definitely aren't above tear gassing a whole crowd.
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Mikey P @polyploid.party · 31/07/2026
I really like what I've heard of their new album as well.
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Mikey P @polyploid.party · 29/07/2026
Cedar-quince rust (maybe?) on crabapple. #plantpathology
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Mikey P @polyploid.party · 25/07/2026
Hello, fren
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Mikey P @polyploid.party · 21/07/2026
My warped, thrift store record collection will play every pop and crackle with ultimate fidelity!
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Mikey P @polyploid.party · 21/07/2026
I could only get these bubble levels in a 5-pack. What else do I need to level?
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The Sword of Domi-cles @doomulux.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I thought that the occasional robotic female voice saying "charge me" was a recurring motif in this Boards of Canada album right up until my bluetooth headphones suddenly stopped playing
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Mikey P @polyploid.party · 17/07/2026
Rubus ID workshop. Screaming, crying, throwing up. #botany #plantscience
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
academia is making plots and figures you care about but no one else does, industry is making ones that you don't care about but other people do
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Mikey P @polyploid.party · 16/07/2026
Gotta respect Chef Mike.
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Mikey P @polyploid.party · 11/07/2026
Nobody in this coffee shop knows that I'm aligning genomic data for a specialty crop and listening to the Brokedown Palace (1999) soundtrack.
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ByteVagabond @bytevagabond.com · 03/03/2025
programming is just the art of adding bugs to an empty file
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Mikey P @polyploid.party · 07/07/2026
Because the #datascience and #plantscience deities smiled on me after complaining online last time: There's also got to be an API for a data source with cumulative precipitation, right?
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Mikey P @polyploid.party · 05/07/2026
#FreedomFromPantsRide got a lot of rain this year, but just turned into a dance party in the old sculpture garden conservatory.
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Mikey P @polyploid.party · 01/07/2026
usanpn.org/data/code offers an API for this, if you even care.
usanpn.org
Home Page | USA National Phenology Network
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Mikey P @polyploid.party · 01/07/2026
There's got to be a Department of Ag (Fed or State) API for growing degree days, right? #plantscience #climate
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Mikey P @polyploid.party · 30/06/2026
I called it!
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Mikey P @polyploid.party · 28/06/2026
The people making sets for Space: 1999 were really just having fun.
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Mikey P @polyploid.party · 28/06/2026
I knew you'd enjoy Q. Cummies!
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Mikey P @polyploid.party · 27/06/2026
Fun wigs?
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Mikey P @polyploid.party · 26/06/2026
Whenever I have an idea for an improvement/shortcut to someone's research and they act like they're a fool for not thinking of it: Shh. I only thought of it because I was the fool last time.
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Mikey P @polyploid.party · 25/06/2026
We're just north of their range, but with global warming and breeding for cold tolerance, fingers crossed! As for deliciousness, I'll let you know in ~4 years.
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Mikey P @polyploid.party · 25/06/2026
Pawpaw don't preach.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
PhD year 1: do the 18-level Gauschman-Vorlaug test to check robustness of results Postdoc: see if thing that should not have stars has stars
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Mikey P @polyploid.party · 24/06/2026
Ghost in the (hazelnut) shell.
Cluster of dedicated hazelnut husks in front of green foliage.
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Mikey P @polyploid.party · 24/06/2026
The first year of everything fruiting from my germplasm collection. Now the fun behind... #pomology #rubus #plantscience
Cluster of Rubus occidental 
Is fruit with the center berry fully ripened.
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Mikey P @polyploid.party · 11/06/2026
Can we take a moment to appreciate the rendering of transposable elements as mischievous little scamps in this Medeiros et al paper? acsess.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/... #PlantScience
Illustration of double helix DNA strand with a transposable element depicted as a single twist of double helix with arms and legs running along the strand.
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Wedge LIVE!™ @wedge.live · 25/05/2026
Two people riding one lime scooter inside the skinny buffer lines on Lyndale Ave because there's no bike lane. My reaction: Good. It builds character. In my day we rode in traffic, we got run over on the way there and on the way back, and we appreciated what we had.
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