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emet selch

@polydegmonsprice.bsky.social
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"behold, a sorcerer of eld" || ffxiv rp account || mdni 🔞 || mun : sarah she/her || haggot

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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pussy boys tried to rob me so I tranquilized them and boiled them in duck broth till their bones floated to the surface, Then I added some andouille sausage, garlic powder, onion powder, red pepper flakes, black pepper,, Tony seasoning, And enjoyed me some nice steamy opp gumbo
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cops wanna detain me for aggressively hitting the claw machine, I'm trying to explain to him that we are all just atoms so he might as well let me go
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm on twelve Vicodin, smokin' on Scooby-Doo dick
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emet selch @polydegmonsprice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@iepidoptera.bsky.social
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm a fucking mud slut
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Threw the opp into the particle collider, watched his ass get pulled apart into a million pieces, Turned his sorry ass into some data
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emet selch @polydegmonsprice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I h a te my beasty hag of an ex wife
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
alright you stupid faggot
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emet selch @polydegmonsprice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That insane woman who thinks I speak to her in real life is right by the way, I've been reading her website and nodding
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emet selch @polydegmonsprice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No, by the way
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emet selch @polydegmonsprice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Am I depressed
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emet selch @polydegmonsprice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Choking the monkey friday
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emet selch @polydegmonsprice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Penis thursday
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emet selch @polydegmonsprice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fingering your mother wednesday
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emet selch @polydegmonsprice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Old man pussy tuesday
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emet selch @polydegmonsprice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[Throwing a beer bottle at him]
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emet selch @polydegmonsprice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
//still reeling about this . This is literally all i fucking post here
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emet selch @polydegmonsprice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cover them up slut
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emet selch @polydegmonsprice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What do you want you dumb whore
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Himi [Insert last name here] @lastnamehere.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
((This is pretty much how I imagine @polydegmonsprice.bsky.social every single time.))
youtu.be
Emet-Selch Flow (FFXIV Dracula Flow Parody)
YouTube video by Austin Lee Matthews (Maus)
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin' fingerprints off. They will not find me Konichiwa, you little jit
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We smokin' dung beetle
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I have no sympathy, I live for this shit
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I gave that pussy a raspberry
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emet selch @polydegmonsprice.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just felt a chill run down my spine. And my penis.
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emet selch @polydegmonsprice.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm like a bishounen cotton hill
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emet selch @polydegmonsprice.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You can really tell she expects people to be, like, actually sad
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emet selch @polydegmonsprice.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
//halfway in to a moscow mule time to post
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emet selch @polydegmonsprice.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm really him
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Movin' like Dracula, we get it back in blood You see it, I really did this, I'm really him
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emet selch @polydegmonsprice.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What a beta cuck
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emet selch @polydegmonsprice.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Okay and
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emet selch @polydegmonsprice.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
And me
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This Smith & Wesson got me movin' like an invasive species
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Zaza got me feeling like everything gonna be alright
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Taped the fleshlight to the bottom of my desk and got right into it
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I only handed back the free world cause' I was bored
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I fuck like it's for survival, As if it's the last sip of water I'll еver get, Ribs visible, eyes bloodshot, thrusting away
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Got my cob looking like Mexican street corn
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I don't give a fuck if I go blind, I don't need to see the price tag anyways
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I make a nice stew out of that pussy
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I hope them aliens are real, so that I have more things to fuck
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emet selch @polydegmonsprice.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm not reading all those replies to my "posts" I'll assume you all just followed the exact same script you always do and go back to beating off
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emet selch @polydegmonsprice.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
//emet disgusts me i hope they kill him again next expac somehow
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shadowburger @azemet.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
cw gore bleh [ #emetwol ]
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shadowburger @azemet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i like seeing how many different ways i can draw him
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shadowburger @azemet.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
[ #emetwol ]
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GalacticSab @galacticsab.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ysayle and Haurchefant #ffxiv #ff14 #ffxivart
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shadowburger @azemet.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
the stalkerrr
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emet selch @polydegmonsprice.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Oh my goddddd oh my godddd what do you wanntttt
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