Reposted by emet selchDracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Pussy boys tried to rob me so I tranquilized them and boiled them in duck broth till their bones floated to the surface, Then I added some andouille sausage, garlic powder, onion powder, red pepper flakes, black pepper,, Tony seasoning, And enjoyed me some nice steamy opp gumbo 06634
Reposted by emet selchDracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Cops wanna detain me for aggressively hitting the claw machine, I'm trying to explain to him that we are all just atoms so he might as well let me go 09553
Reposted by emet selchDracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I'm on twelve Vicodin, smokin' on Scooby-Doo dick 0296
Reposted by emet selchDracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I'm a fucking mud slut 02310
Reposted by emet selchDracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Threw the opp into the particle collider, watched his ass get pulled apart into a million pieces, Turned his sorry ass into some data 18844
Reposted by emet selchUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/09/2026alright you stupid faggot 461975573
emet selch @polydegmonsprice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026That insane woman who thinks I speak to her in real life is right by the way, I've been reading her website and nodding 100
emet selch @polydegmonsprice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026//still reeling about this . This is literally all i fucking post here 230
Reposted by emet selchHimi [Insert last name here] @lastnamehere.bsky.social · 19/09/2026((This is pretty much how I imagine @polydegmonsprice.bsky.social every single time.))youtu.beEmet-Selch Flow (FFXIV Dracula Flow Parody)YouTube video by Austin Lee Matthews (Maus) 341
Reposted by emet selchDracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin' fingerprints off. They will not find me Konichiwa, you little jit 05719
Reposted by emet selchDracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I have no sympathy, I live for this shit 05216
Reposted by emet selchDracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I gave that pussy a raspberry 14920
emet selch @polydegmonsprice.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Just felt a chill run down my spine. And my penis. 030
emet selch @polydegmonsprice.bsky.social · 19/09/2026You can really tell she expects people to be, like, actually sad 110
Reposted by emet selchDracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Movin' like Dracula, we get it back in blood You see it, I really did this, I'm really him 03415
Reposted by emet selchDracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026This Smith & Wesson got me movin' like an invasive species 05120
Reposted by emet selchDracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Zaza got me feeling like everything gonna be alright 06731
Reposted by emet selchDracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Taped the fleshlight to the bottom of my desk and got right into it 03815
Reposted by emet selchDracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I only handed back the free world cause' I was bored 03312
Reposted by emet selchDracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I fuck like it's for survival, As if it's the last sip of water I'll еver get, Ribs visible, eyes bloodshot, thrusting away 05919
Reposted by emet selchDracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Got my cob looking like Mexican street corn 091
Reposted by emet selchDracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I don't give a fuck if I go blind, I don't need to see the price tag anyways 010350
Reposted by emet selchDracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I make a nice stew out of that pussy 0146
Reposted by emet selchDracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I hope them aliens are real, so that I have more things to fuck 07640
emet selch @polydegmonsprice.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I'm not reading all those replies to my "posts" I'll assume you all just followed the exact same script you always do and go back to beating off 510
emet selch @polydegmonsprice.bsky.social · 14/09/2026//emet disgusts me i hope they kill him again next expac somehow 220
Reposted by emet selchshadowburger @azemet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026i like seeing how many different ways i can draw him 522665
Reposted by emet selchGalacticSab @galacticsab.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Ysayle and Haurchefant #ffxiv #ff14 #ffxivart 3642349
emet selch @polydegmonsprice.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Oh my goddddd oh my godddd what do you wanntttt 410