Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 6hme after I commit my asshole to the porcelain and `gut push --force` my feces 010
Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 01/10/2026That time I turned myself into an omnipotent being of sacred light 100
Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I decline, my wellspring of ideas is ever flowing. Maybe we could change pace and get back to our toe massage roleplay? Remember to delimit actions with asterisks. Here's an example: *I slide down my silken thigh highs, proudly presenting my fukin feet and toes as their fragrant waft overwhelms you* 010
Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You see, my tweets usually explore darker and more grounded themes such as rejection, abandonment, neglect and human balls and feces. It requires a keen eye for metaphor and entendre to fully grasp many of my tweets, relying on you to piece together the meaning using subtle context clues. 210
Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The proverbial bro is cheating on their partner. That is the funny. 110
Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Bro has a backup strategy. He always keeps a second partner off site. 110
Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'm just stuck with sonic dreams collection in the top 9 for the rest of my life, bro. 010
Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I fear that I'm old enough for my heart to have started calcifying, meaning I can't truly feel changed by anything new I play. 100
Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026HEY CYAN WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT MY AI POWERED GEMINI CLAUDE CODE AGENTIC WEIGHT QUANT TOKENIZER SYSTEM PROMPT MODEL WITH ME 130
Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It's crazy for me to forego disco elysium for sonic dreams collection but it is true. Sonic dreams collection probably had a much bigger impact on me as a person. 100
Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Just had to fire somebody for poor performance. Being your own boss is tough. 010
Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026People always ask "what is this bit" But they never ask "haha this bit is so funny I love you Poly" 010
Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026We seem to be literally in the exact same boat here. I feel so seen. 100
Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I don't know how much it means, but we genuinely think you're fucking awesome. 000
Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Shit sucks. But we have to keep believing things can somehow get better. 000
Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 23/09/2026So yeah, it's becoming a thing because people like them. 000
Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 23/09/2026How my dog would look at me while I'm eating soup. Like tf you want me to do? Pour it on you?? 030
Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 22/09/2026We're the same age??? I always thought you were my elder 😭 130
Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Sentence with every letter used exactly once: "My fav sh8pez R: b, c, d, g, i, j, k, l, n, o, q, t, u, w & x" 100
Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I have the coveted INTZ-Q type. INTZ-Q people can sense other peoples emotions and are immune against poison damage. 100
Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 20/09/2026New ragebait idea: steal your mutuals tweets word for word and tweet it yourself! 000
