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Poly_0000

@poly0000.bsky.social
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The landfill of intrusive thoughts. Don't take any of my tweets seriously.

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Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bro has a backup strategy. He always keeps a second partner off site.
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Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
none of these are jokes by the way.
games that defined me: wario ware diy, flipnote studio, minecraft, superhot, sonic dreams collection, undertale, fez, vrchat, outer wilds
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Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just had to fire somebody for poor performance. Being your own boss is tough.
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Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
People always ask "what is this bit" But they never ask "haha this bit is so funny I love you Poly"
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Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I love future-me, he takes care of all my problems.
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Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why does liking Autechre make all your hair fall out
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Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Baba is you
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Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How my dog would look at me while I'm eating soup. Like tf you want me to do? Pour it on you??
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Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sentence with every letter used exactly once: "My fav sh8pez R: b, c, d, g, i, j, k, l, n, o, q, t, u, w & x"
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Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Myers-Briggs test is astrology for STEM people
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Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
New ragebait idea: steal your mutuals tweets word for word and tweet it yourself!
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Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when you're picking all the Susie flirt options, you're doing the weirdo route, bro.
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Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I love my BILF!!! (Boy I love firmly)
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Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
oh fuck yess
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Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It'll be lost on y'all why this is funny but Christoph de Babalon used to follow @itemlabel.com on twitter.
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Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The crushing realisation that my mom probably trusts Gemini more than me.
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Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Made this to ask my friends what kind of cable I should get
Epic rap battles of history: the virtual dipshit vs the other virtual dipshit
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Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Low tide makes dry men. Dry men make high tide. High tide makes soggy men. Soggy men make low tide. ⚓🌊 #sailor #sailormen #sigma #truequotes #thesea
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Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This beat is straight up awesomeclaat, my fellas
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Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I mashed the poop button and now it's asking if I wanna turn on stinky keys
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Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
after a comments of mine gets its first like, I gotta like it myself so it doesn't look like I like my own comments.
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Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Second only to Germans, furries are the worst at being funny on purpose.
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Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We matched on bimble
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Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Mario going on byahoo answers to find out how to save 'a da princess
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Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Johannisbert in Anführungszeichen kleines Pferd.
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Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The day insects learn what windows are we're all fucked.
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Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Sometimes I go through my old tweets and delete ones that make me look less authentic.
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Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The shovel market is oversaturated. You gotta jump on creating your own course that explains how to make money selling shovels during the gold rush.
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Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Please DO NOT tag foot porn art as #tobyfox. Please use #toebeanfox tag for this purpose. if you see someone break this rule, you can gently remind them.
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Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The Backwombs
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Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
the haunting stillness of gumball
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Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
asex twin come to non-biological daddy
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Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Dude I was a massive POS I hope I never get famous
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Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Minecraft OST E621 - Wet Hands
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Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
A broker is a broke joker
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Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Can love bloom between a last.fm boy and a rym girl?
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Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Cool new slogan for Jimmy Beasts Beef Product: "Please release the beast, mister!"
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Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
if I ever have kids, Imma play the amen break anytime I do something nice for them so they associate the sound of the amen break with happiness.
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Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Worm is the mind killer
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Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
supper smash burgers mealee
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Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Call me hepa-titus cus I'm illniss
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Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
6 years of listening to so called "intelligent dance music" and I'm still a dumbass. What a fucking scam. #idm
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Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
You and what fail army
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Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
why should I be embarrassed. people already do that for me.
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Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
colorluts are the soundgoodizer of visuals
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Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
isn't it fucking nuts that there is a body part that produces food
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Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Just got done cheating on my wife! 🎉#adultering
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Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
All my recent tweets on here have been about penis I need to delete my account
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Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Google porno Website "tough as males" dot com no ads
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Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
perfectly cut penises compilation #16
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