Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Bro has a backup strategy. He always keeps a second partner off site. 110
Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Just had to fire somebody for poor performance. Being your own boss is tough. 010
Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026People always ask "what is this bit" But they never ask "haha this bit is so funny I love you Poly" 010
Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 23/09/2026How my dog would look at me while I'm eating soup. Like tf you want me to do? Pour it on you?? 030
Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Sentence with every letter used exactly once: "My fav sh8pez R: b, c, d, g, i, j, k, l, n, o, q, t, u, w & x" 100
Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 20/09/2026New ragebait idea: steal your mutuals tweets word for word and tweet it yourself! 000
Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 20/09/2026when you're picking all the Susie flirt options, you're doing the weirdo route, bro. 011
Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It'll be lost on y'all why this is funny but Christoph de Babalon used to follow @itemlabel.com on twitter. 000
Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The crushing realisation that my mom probably trusts Gemini more than me. 020
Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Made this to ask my friends what kind of cable I should get 210
Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Low tide makes dry men. Dry men make high tide. High tide makes soggy men. Soggy men make low tide. ⚓🌊 #sailor #sailormen #sigma #truequotes #thesea 111
Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I mashed the poop button and now it's asking if I wanna turn on stinky keys 011
Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 01/09/2026after a comments of mine gets its first like, I gotta like it myself so it doesn't look like I like my own comments. 000
Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Second only to Germans, furries are the worst at being funny on purpose. 110
Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Mario going on byahoo answers to find out how to save 'a da princess 010
Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 19/08/2026The day insects learn what windows are we're all fucked. 000
Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Sometimes I go through my old tweets and delete ones that make me look less authentic. 010
Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 07/08/2026The shovel market is oversaturated. You gotta jump on creating your own course that explains how to make money selling shovels during the gold rush. 100
Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Please DO NOT tag foot porn art as #tobyfox. Please use #toebeanfox tag for this purpose. if you see someone break this rule, you can gently remind them. 100
Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Cool new slogan for Jimmy Beasts Beef Product: "Please release the beast, mister!" 010
Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 22/06/2026if I ever have kids, Imma play the amen break anytime I do something nice for them so they associate the sound of the amen break with happiness. 110
Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 26/05/20266 years of listening to so called "intelligent dance music" and I'm still a dumbass. What a fucking scam. #idm 110
Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 30/03/2026why should I be embarrassed. people already do that for me. 000
Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 07/03/2026isn't it fucking nuts that there is a body part that produces food 020
Poly_0000 @poly0000.bsky.social · 24/02/2026All my recent tweets on here have been about penis I need to delete my account 020