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polsandlols.bsky.social

@polsandlols.bsky.social
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Australian journalist, humanitarian, purveyor of snark

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polsandlols.bsky.social @polsandlols.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Actually this makes total sense because "SI" is exactly what I do when the Internet tells me Trump had said another thing
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polsandlols.bsky.social @polsandlols.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Would I read a history of the Qing empire? No. would I read a thread saying things like "the taiping rebellion killed 70 million you fucking illiterate smooth brain" absolutely
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polsandlols.bsky.social @polsandlols.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Honestly warms my heart to see social media moguls and hard right folks this panicked about a policy
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polsandlols.bsky.social @polsandlols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
OK Albo, If algorithms are so bad how do you explain this??
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polsandlols.bsky.social @polsandlols.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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polsandlols.bsky.social @polsandlols.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The frogurt is also cursed!
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polsandlols.bsky.social @polsandlols.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Sorry lads, looks like the Troops did actually fight for trans rights
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polsandlols.bsky.social @polsandlols.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
@rincewind.run I remember Daniel Craig saying when he became James Bond he had to start drinking in gay bars to avoid that phenomenon
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polsandlols.bsky.social @polsandlols.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Move over Clauswitz! So proud of my great nations contribution to military theory
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polsandlols.bsky.social @polsandlols.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
@birmo.bsky.social very occasionally, I wish your blog had a less silly name so more of my friends would read when I share (only occasionally though)
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Emily Rowe @emilyrowe.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
30 years ago
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polsandlols.bsky.social @polsandlols.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Elon musk trying to be liked by literally anyone
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polsandlols.bsky.social @polsandlols.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Is it at all possible that they were just standing behind something tall and narrow this entire time?
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polsandlols.bsky.social @polsandlols.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
How did you know I'm scared of mean fish? @patricklenton.bsky.social
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polsandlols.bsky.social @polsandlols.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The great Australian dream of buying your 5th investment property in your 60s is dead 😭
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polsandlols.bsky.social @polsandlols.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Whoops, someone just remembered they have an inner Melbourne seat...
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polsandlols.bsky.social @polsandlols.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Mine is "understands when you're laughing about how big my white person nose is to your friend in Indonesian and will sass you back"
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polsandlols.bsky.social @polsandlols.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Heavy transport Ships now just straight up trying to naruto run the Hormuz strait
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polsandlols.bsky.social @polsandlols.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
When you finally corner an antelope and he pulls out a glock
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polsandlols.bsky.social @polsandlols.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
At what point do we say the Whitehouse is zigzagging the market on purpose purely for polymarket bets and oil trades?
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polsandlols.bsky.social @polsandlols.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Ben Roberts Smith supporters when an indigenous child breathes too loudly
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a man in a military uniform is standing in front of a group of people and says `` right to jail '' .
ALT: a man in a military uniform is standing in front of a group of people and says `` right to jail '' .
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polsandlols.bsky.social @polsandlols.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Remember the olden days when we had to check pentagon adjacent pizza stores to see if we were at war?
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polsandlols.bsky.social @polsandlols.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
RIP iron age North Bersted man, you would have loved the cinema and sitting front row in the tennis 🫡 🫡
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polsandlols.bsky.social @polsandlols.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Government STEALS plucky non government MP/senators genius policy idea of lowering the cost of fuel when the cost of fuel is high #auspol #fuelprices
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polsandlols.bsky.social @polsandlols.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
... So has anyone organised a lettuce for one nation party unity in South Australia yet?
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polsandlols.bsky.social @polsandlols.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Gold
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polsandlols.bsky.social @polsandlols.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Sooo glad to know we're keeping our options open then?
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polsandlols.bsky.social @polsandlols.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Why does Prince Andrew look a like a teenage girl being driven to meet Prince Andrew
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polsandlols.bsky.social @polsandlols.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
What, did the props department not have machiavelli??
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polsandlols.bsky.social @polsandlols.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Not a very smooth criminal...
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polsandlols.bsky.social @polsandlols.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
With trump and the American right in full grift mode this Pratchett quote keeps drifting back into my mind
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polsandlols.bsky.social @polsandlols.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Personally, I think it's nice we don't have to pretend the hard right have core beliefs beyond hate and greed anymore 💁
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polsandlols.bsky.social @polsandlols.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I'm sorry racists, but Ahmad Al Ahmads heroics smash whatever shitty anti immigration screed you were planning into dust so fine a virus could snort it like skynews cocaïne
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polsandlols.bsky.social @polsandlols.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Trump and Hegseth this week when they realised that pardoning yourself for murdering probably innocent Venezuelan fishermen doesnt work for ICC
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a woman is standing in front of a microphone making a funny face .
ALT: a woman is standing in front of a microphone making a funny face .
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polsandlols.bsky.social @polsandlols.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
All I want for Christmas is... a kangaroo with premium bazoongas??
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polsandlols.bsky.social @polsandlols.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Ah yes, my autistic fymblal is definitely playing up this week
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polsandlols.bsky.social @polsandlols.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
We could have had this in orange, but US justice system is weak ass unless you're POC
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polsandlols.bsky.social @polsandlols.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
It's called the "don't cheat on lily Allen" rule, and "no it's not in reference to anything and please stop asking"
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polsandlols.bsky.social @polsandlols.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Sand dollars are such beautiful creatures ❤️
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polsandlols.bsky.social @polsandlols.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
@faineg.bsky.social modern scientific naming conventions are crazy, did you know most stingrays don't even like 80s rock?
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polsandlols.bsky.social @polsandlols.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Whoah look out, the guy who put a makeup room in the pentagon is gonna make army tough 💅
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polsandlols.bsky.social @polsandlols.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
I doubt Ley has the chutzpah, but if she did, it would be hilarious if she also threatened to quit. Still plenty of poison left in that chalice m8, or would taking the leadership now be too... Hastie😏😏 #auspol
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polsandlols.bsky.social @polsandlols.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Fun fact: Swastika can be turned into windows logos if you have a permanent texta #auspol
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polsandlols.bsky.social @polsandlols.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
If Trump is so bad for the environment, how come the face eating leopard population is doing so well?
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polsandlols.bsky.social @polsandlols.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Australia's universities are proper Gordon Ramsay cooked #auspol
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polsandlols.bsky.social @polsandlols.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Remember that (covid)time we stopped literally all immigration and house prices went up anway, and conservatives howled for the borders to be thrown open because there was no one to make their latte or wash dishes?
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polsandlols.bsky.social @polsandlols.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
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polsandlols.bsky.social @polsandlols.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Absolutely savage take by the ABC #auspol
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polsandlols.bsky.social @polsandlols.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Probably still not worth the trouble tbh...
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polsandlols.bsky.social @polsandlols.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Fixed it #auspol
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