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ポール星人

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変わっている外国人ハッハッハ！

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2n5 @mikenko2n5.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

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2n5 @mikenko2n5.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

プセウドリトスのミギウルティヌスとクビフォルミスをかけた実生 20ぐらい蒔いて2つし生き残らなかったけどなんとか安定したっぽい

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2n5 @mikenko2n5.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Beano #1060, November 10, 1962

Biffo has an Idea

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2n5 @mikenko2n5.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

二年ぐらい育ててるフォッケアエデュリス成長しないなーと思って調べたら本来は土に埋まってるものらしいので埋めてみた。あと花咲いてた。

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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Biffo has shaved all of the hair from his body using an enormous electric shaver hooked up to a car battery. Piles of his hair trimmings cover the floor, and Biffo shivers as his body heat quickly escapes through his newly-hairless skin. A Funny Joke caption points to him, saying "Biffo the Bare!" alluding to his fleshy hairlessness.
BIFFO: I'm never gonna muck about with a battery shaver again! Brr!

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2n5 @mikenko2n5.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

赤葉のドルステニアフォエチダ（実生）

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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Beano #2280, March 29, 1986

Biffo, nude and steaming, has solved the Cold Water Problem.
BIFFO: I've solved the Cold Water Problem--

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2n5 @mikenko2n5.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Beano #1178, February 13, 1965

Biffo shrieks as his loathsome nephews loudly play the guitar and sing in their taco bed.
BIFFO: Eek!
NEPHEWS: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

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2n5 @mikenko2n5.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

pixivの期間限定雨エフェクトがよかったので

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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Beano #1538, January 8, 1972

Biffo's mysterious machine makes grinding and crunching noises, startling him.
BIFFO: Ooer!

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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Beano #1178, February 13, 1965

Biffo winks knowingly as he holds a book titled "How to Hypnotise People, by I. Stare".
BIFFO: Ho-ho! That did the trick!

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2n5 @mikenko2n5.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

種から育てた百均交配サボテンの花咲いたよ(^o^)

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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Beano #1803, February 5, 1977

Biffo, his nose red and inflamed, imagines a Well-Dressed Gentleman getting his foot stepped on and destroyed by an Oafish Galoot.
WELL-DRESSED GENTLEMAN (imaginary): Argh! My tootsies!

ポール星人 @pollseijin.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Ceropegia・conrathiiが咲いています！

ポール星人 @pollseijin.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

温室！

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2n5 @mikenko2n5.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

The Beano Book 1968

Biffo and his nephews present you with a lovely calendar for the entire year of 1968. They also present you with their detailed feet. Also there is a nonzero chance Biffo may be nude behind the calendar.

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2n5 @mikenko2n5.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

模写練習

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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Beano #1057, October 20, 1962

Biffo has put far too many sausages and hamburger patties in his frying pans too small for that amount of oily meat, causing them to spatter blistering hot grease all over him, but fear not! He has cut eye holes in his chef's hat to both protect his face and conceal his identity. Clever, eh, readers? Ho! Ho!
BIFFO: How's this for all-round protection, chums?

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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

The Beano Book 1976

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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Beano #1955, January 5, 1980

Biffo goes skiing and immediately dies.
PANEL 1
BIFFO: Hi, readers!
PANEL 2
BIFFO (dying): Yaroop!

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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Beano #1692, December 21, 1974

Biffo and Buster throw handfuls of Christmas Pud at a basin full of ducks, one of which appears to be on fire.
BIFFO (shouting in frightening red lettering): Merry Christmas, readers!

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2n5 @mikenko2n5.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Beano #1484, December 26, 1970

Biffo, Dennis, the Bash Street Kids, and the rest of the freaks, perverts and reprobates of the "Beano" wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year as they stand in a bloody patch of snow.

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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Beano Summer Special 1983

Biffo turns his head and shouts "PEAS?"

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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

The Beano Book 1968

Biffo looks downwards with a smirk on his face and says "...Here it comes..."

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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Beano #668, May 7, 1955

Biffo watches intently as Buster contorts himself into a ball and leaps into an open box.
BUSTER: I'll wrap myself in a knot and bounce in.

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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Beano #1047, August 11, 1962

Biffo, harrowed and miserable, recounts the sadness with which he went to bed the previous night, a floating thought balloon offering a glimpse into the scene.
BIFFO: I went to bed a very sad bear...

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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Beano #943, August 13, 1960

Biffo is very pleased with his luck as he squeezes fluid from a sponge into a glass.
BIFFO: Lucky, eh?

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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Beano #1114, November 23, 1963

Biffo wanders over to the zoo, dazed and confused, where a wolf and snake await him.
BIFFO: I must see some friends of mine that live here.

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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Beano #1105, September 21, 1963

Buster seems somewhat disappointed that Biffo has not been hurt as he arrives at Biffo's door with a bouquet of flowers, a bunch of fresh grapes, and a box of fancy chocs.
BIFFO: Hiya, Buster!
BUSTER: Oh--er--oh? So you weren't hurt after all?

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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

It's Saturday Night, LET ME SEE YOUR BIFFO FACES #biffoface

Biffo the Bear pulling an unhinged smiling face

Me attempting same face

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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Beano #1430, Dec 13, 1969

Biffo's nephews have drawn fan art of their uncle in which he is fat, boldly titled "Uncle Biffo is Fat". They are proud of their art and show it to you, asking what you think of it.
NEPHEW: How's this?

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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Beano #1395, April 12, 1969

Biffo, covered with filth and dead leaves, gasps in horror as Buster offers him a bowl of custard and prunes, with an unusual emphasis on the "prunes".
BUSTER: Your favourite, Biffo-- Custard and PRUNES!
BIFFO: GASP!

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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

Beano #931, May 21, 1960

Biffo attempts to drive his weird little bubble car as it fills with foliage.

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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

Beano #651, Jan 8, 1955

Biffo flees as a boxing kangaroo punches Buster in the face, knocking one of his teeth out.
BUSTER: He's punched my tooth out!
BIFFO: I'd better run. Buster won't thank me for this.

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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

Beano #2118, Feb 19, 1983

Biffo is excited to watch the news so he can learn of all the things happening in the world.
NEWSCASTER: Good evening-- Here is the news!

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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Beano #1978, Jun 14, 1980

Biffo, golfing, winks as he shows off his unusual golf swing, in which he sticks the handle of the club in his mouth and sucks on it while spinning in circles with his hands behind his back. His golfing partner is perplexed, yet seemingly understanding.
BIFFO'S GOLFING PARTNER: Er... Well, I did say a stick of your favourite rock!

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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

Beano #1110, Oct 26, 1963

P.C. Porky, the Fattest Policeman in Town, bursts through Biffo's window and threatens him in front of his own nephews.
P.C. PORKY, THE FATTEST POLICEMAN IN TOWN: Who's making a fool of me?
BIFFO: Crumbs! It's P.C. Porky himself!

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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Beano #1552, Apr 15, 1972

Buster is quite surprised that Biffo has dyed all of the hair on his body as well as his skin a bright shiny gold and worn a big blue bow around his neck in exchange for a daily stipend. Biffo has quit his job, however, due to physical abuse by his employer. A Middle-Aged Baby screams furiously in the background.
BUSTER: Oh, it's you with your fur dyed, Biffo!
BIFFO: Yes! I was going to get ten pence a day, but it's not worth getting banged on the head every five minutes!

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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

Beano #1608, May 12, 1973

Biffo is depressed as his nephews eat cupcakes and ruthlessly mock him over the enormous hole that has been smashed through the corner of his house.
NEPHEW: Well, Uncle Biffo, you can't say it's stuffy in here now!
COOL BREEZE: Cool breeze

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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Beano #2095, Sep 11, 1982

Biffo makes toffee apples for his nephews by pouring toffee coating directly on the tree and bending it down for them to eat, along with all the dirt and debris and insects as an extra treat.
NEPHEW: Even better-- Toffee apples! Mmm!
BIFFO: Heh-heh!

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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Beano #2063, Jan 30, 1982

Biffo twirls his gross noodly little fingers while maintaining direct eye contact and smiling with his mouth hanging open.

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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Beano #1207, Sep 4, 1965

Biffo hangs up his Special Long Phone For Biffo as he grimly resolves to begin an intensive training regimen.
BIFFO: I must go into training right away.

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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Beano #847, Oct 11, 1958

Biffo reads the book "How to Make Friends with People", which the caption helpfully tells us is what all the fuss was about.
CAPTION: This is the book all the fuss was about!

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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Beano #1294, May 6, 1967

Buster HATES Biffo's weird little pompom hat. He DESPISES it. Looking at Biffo's weird little pompom hat fills Buster with LOATHING. He often wishes Biffo's weird little pompom hat were alive so he could KILL it.

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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Beano #848, Oct 18, 1958

Biffo is engaged in combat with a Mighty Wrestler, grabbing each other by the ankles and leaping into the air, unaware that a stray candy bar has landed in the ring. Buster and Buster Except With Hair watch from ringside.
MIGHTY WRESTLER: Hoi! Stop hanging on to my ankles!
BIFFO: Same to you!

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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

Beano #1007, Nov 4, 1961

Biffo chops down his Shrubby Cat and decides to rely on Buster's Rooster to waken him in the morning, but his plan fails disastrously as he sleeps in and is only wakened by the Dinner Hooter.
PANEL 1
BIFFO: I'll chop down the Shrubby Cat and rely on Buster's Rooster to waken me in the morning!
PANEL 2, "NEXT MORNING"
BIFFO: Aargh! I've slept in! There's the Dinner Hooter!
DINNER HOOTER: Hoooo