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Polka Ccowboy

@polkacowboy.horse
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I play video games like a weiner and make videos out of it. www.youtube.com/@polkaCowboy Red Dead, Zomboid, Kingdom Come, et al.

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Polka Ccowboy @polkacowboy.horse · 22/09/2026
Searching for the important answers in life.
AOL Search: Was the fuck scene in Enemy at the Gates historically accurate?
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Polka Ccowboy @polkacowboy.horse · 19/09/2026
Why does every single random scam friend request on Discord that I receive have an anime girl profile pic?
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Polka Ccowboy @polkacowboy.horse · 25/07/2026
Graphics settings optimization guides that don't list the settings in the same order as displayed in the game is pure psychopath behavior.
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Polka Ccowboy @polkacowboy.horse · 01/07/2026
How many six hour long live stream VODs with AI gen thumbnails do I have to click "Not Interested" on before YouTube will stop suggesting them to me?
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Polka Ccowboy @polkacowboy.horse · 26/06/2026
Eating Mutt should have been an achievement in KCD2.
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Polka Ccowboy @polkacowboy.horse · 24/06/2026
Oh yeah. I posted a video like a week ago getting my Henry into a bunch of Cabbage shenanigans. #kcd2 #kingdomcomedeliverance youtu.be/GaoQJQ1skqI
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The Way of The Cabbage Warrior
YouTube video by Polka Cowboy
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Polka Ccowboy @polkacowboy.horse · 05/06/2026
I finally finished KCD2 and OMG I have so many videos about it in my watch later playlist to watch that I've been saving so I didn't get any spoilers.
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Polka Ccowboy @polkacowboy.horse · 08/05/2026
Every now and then I come across a picture of the size of cities in Sim City 2013 and feel shocked all over again at how tiny they were.
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Polka Ccowboy @polkacowboy.horse · 04/05/2026
I really need to try some video ideas that don't require 50+ hours of gameplay sometime
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Polka Ccowboy @polkacowboy.horse · 25/04/2026
Had a dream I was stuck in an Silent Hill extraction game.
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Polka Ccowboy @polkacowboy.horse · 21/04/2026
Pleased to announce that today, for the first time in my life, I got Wordle on the first guess.
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Polka Ccowboy @polkacowboy.horse · 19/04/2026
Friendly reminder. Timestamp what your are referencing when leaving a comment on a video. I have no damn clue what people are talking about half the time and I'm not rewatching 90 minutes of a year old video to remember.
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Polka Ccowboy @polkacowboy.horse · 17/04/2026
When Hornet offered to spar in downtown Troskowitz I assumed we would go to a field or somewhere out of the way first. Shame on me I guess. #kcd2
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Polka Ccowboy @polkacowboy.horse · 14/04/2026
I made a new blog website... In 2026. lol. www.polkacowboy.horse Just a little something to document my creator journey.
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Polka Ccowboy @polkacowboy.horse · 12/04/2026
My favorite windows feature is when I search for an app in the start menu and windows can't find it and instead just gives me web results.
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Polka Ccowboy @polkacowboy.horse · 10/04/2026
Add one letter to a cat breed to make it better. RAGEDOLL
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Polka Ccowboy @polkacowboy.horse · 06/04/2026
I want to visit the alternate universe where this survived and Facebook failed.
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Polka Ccowboy @polkacowboy.horse · 03/04/2026
I had a wild side by side video pull on my home page tonight. @lelling.bsky.social
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Polka Ccowboy @polkacowboy.horse · 02/04/2026
Once again I'm experiencing that dilemma where I want to take a shower, but I also have a signature required delivery en route.
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Polka Ccowboy @polkacowboy.horse · 01/04/2026
Why yes, I love recording 10 minutes of dialog only to find out the recording is blank for some reason. Yes. Maybe I'll do 20 next time
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Polka Ccowboy @polkacowboy.horse · 31/03/2026
Reaffirming my belief that newtubers is the most unintentionally funny subreddit.
It went viral. 1.4K views
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Polka Ccowboy @polkacowboy.horse · 26/03/2026
I can't hear Lorde's Royals without hearing the head of Richard Nixon interjecting with "Arooooo"
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
it's funny
It’s funny, Connor. I used to be
demanding of our corporate
artists. Change this, do this,
don’t do that. But as soon as
“AI” came out,
I’d let any old
dogshit go to
print. It turned
out that all I
wanted the
whole time was
to be in charge.
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Polka Ccowboy @polkacowboy.horse · 18/03/2026
Is there a genre of horse based rap called clip-clop hip-hop yet?
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Foxy Voxel ↔ Going Medieval @foxyvoxel.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Going Medieval 1.0 is officially out! ⚔️🏰 Build and manage your own castle settlement in a land reclaimed by wilderness. With detailed management, survival strategy, and a moddable sandbox world, Going Medieval challenges you to build the mightiest colony this side of the apocalypse. Play the game👇
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Polka Ccowboy @polkacowboy.horse · 16/03/2026
Big man punching Arthur is back. #rdr2 youtu.be/t01pHdWlK1Q
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Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a Bray. Fish a man to teach, and... Bray... women fear him.
YouTube video by Polka Cowboy
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Polka Ccowboy @polkacowboy.horse · 16/03/2026
As is tradition I've had to go back to fix something in a video that I noticed moments before publishing it.
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Polka Ccowboy @polkacowboy.horse · 14/03/2026
Still true.
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Polka Ccowboy @polkacowboy.horse · 12/03/2026
How much better would the current timeline be if the Bad Dudes had failed against the Ninjas?
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Polka Ccowboy @polkacowboy.horse · 12/03/2026
Rewatching The Stand for the first time since ~2003.
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Polka Ccowboy @polkacowboy.horse · 11/03/2026
Might be time to revisit Going Medieval and do a short video idea I've had kicking around in my head for about a year.
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Polka Ccowboy @polkacowboy.horse · 09/03/2026
Every single day on reddit there is a "Which YouTuber did you used to enjoy that you now can't stand?" thread. Every single day I open it and read the comments until I find the comment that says "I don't know who any of these people are" and the comment that says "Joshua Weissman"
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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Polka Ccowboy @polkacowboy.horse · 06/03/2026
Still dreaming of my ultimate day job career goal: To earn enough from a side hustle that I don't need the day job, but then just keep going to the day job until I can quit on the spot over something really petty.
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Polka Ccowboy @polkacowboy.horse · 05/03/2026
Like 10 months ago someone left a comment wonder what kind of hell the fishing with Jack mission would be within the confines of the Braythrough that stuck with me. Now I know. H E L L
Arthur Morgan trying to get Jack Marston on his horse before an Angry Bray Aberdenn can catch up and punch him.
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Polka Ccowboy @polkacowboy.horse · 03/03/2026
Hey. I made a new video that took like 60 hours of play time to accomplish. 1/ youtu.be/MO1aBuKRVrM
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The Division 2, But I Can't Use Bullets. (Wetsuit Optional)
YouTube video by Polka Cowboy
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Polka Ccowboy @polkacowboy.horse · 03/03/2026
Lorem ipsum dollar store meat.
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Polka Ccowboy @polkacowboy.horse · 25/02/2026
One of my most favorite genre of comments to receive.
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Polka Ccowboy @polkacowboy.horse · 24/02/2026
Niche photography things I've found in The Division 2
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Polka Ccowboy @polkacowboy.horse · 24/02/2026
Just opened steam and this review what was on my screen.
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Polka Ccowboy @polkacowboy.horse · 22/02/2026
Someone is missing a great opportunity by not making a Street Fighter branded fiber supplement targeted at aging 90s kids called "Fiber Uppercut"
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Polka Ccowboy @polkacowboy.horse · 15/02/2026
Another day, another letter from a company apologizing for leaking my data in a data breach.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
the concept of The Customer enables anyone with a few dollars to become an unimpeachable King whose honor and status must be respected. leaving aside everything else this is why capital must be destroyed
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Polka Ccowboy @polkacowboy.horse · 15/02/2026
Me: Sets up a bunch of rules and limitations to make me take several hours to achieve a normally easy goal and have a unique experience doing so in a game. Someone in the comments: "You could have just done X and achieved your goal immediately" That's 👏 not 👏 the 👏 point 👏
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Polka Ccowboy @polkacowboy.horse · 12/02/2026
My ears perk up a little every time I see there are new held comments on YouTube Studio for me to unwrap like a sick Christmas present.
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Polka Ccowboy @polkacowboy.horse · 11/02/2026
Ever not realize what was missing from your life because you never knew it existed until you saw it at a thrift store?
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Polka Ccowboy @polkacowboy.horse · 09/02/2026
Dreaming of a world where I don't have to take self- assessment surveys...
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Polka Ccowboy @polkacowboy.horse · 09/02/2026
A reoccurring cycle: · Receive sponsorship offer · Go "Cool. I've made it!" · Close the e-mail and don't do the sponsorship
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Polka Ccowboy @polkacowboy.horse · 03/02/2026
50k subscribers day! Still wild to me that this number just keeps going up. #youtube
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Polka Ccowboy @polkacowboy.horse · 22/01/2026
What is it that drives a man to backseat game in the comments on a video uploaded over a year ago?
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