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I considered giving it a roman shower in isopropyl, but the layer is fucking 2mm thick and would take ten sponges and a whole day of wrist damaging scrubbing to get it off without rotary tools

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 8h

Picking it up feels like holding a sweaty pig. Is some ebay loser gonna think it came from a smoker's home due to the texture? Is it worth settling for breaking even after sourcing it's broken parts from germany? Maybe sell off it's good parts slowly over time? Trade it for magic beans? Idk

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 8h

Some of these I only broke even getting them out to local furries who don't own a vacuum or have air quality problems This one is hard to decide what to do with. I can get $200 for it, even for it's age, but the fucker is covered in polyurethane rubber and it's all sticky like an old thinkpad

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 8h

I'm running out of space in my bedroom, these fuckers need to go. There's tools n shit everywhere, black carbon dust under my nails, and my fingers amd wrists hurt This isnt even half of them Camera resale would've been less space hungry and more profitable but I don't wanna do that again

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 8h

It's finally vacuum selling season and I can dump my wares. Somewhere between halloween and thanksgiving is when all the lovely halfass husbands go hunting for a dealership brand vacuum for the lady without spending $1800

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Perverts when they find a geocache

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Butters🔞 @butterscoch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Something came.up and I urgently need money for medical supplies. Please please consider. Im having a sale. Or please please donate. . I can do fatfurs. Ponies. And much more. I have chronic health issues lately so its been tough ..donation link below. Or dm to com

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The BK kids and Mckids are AI influencers who's LLM's get contaminated with phrenology and they kill the wheelchair kid with a rock like he's Piggy

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 01/09/2023

Rubikang drawings I did at work a couple years ago

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

You gotta buy the de stijl dlc

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Carpal tunnel Wisdom teeth Debt Missing documents Unreg'd car Mail backlog Drawing backlog Potential hemorrhoid My epitaph is going to read "culled by a thousand inconveniences also he was gay and stupid"

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My driver's license fell out of my pocket over the weekend just bake me into the fucking pie already

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I'm not saying I don't know how health insurance works, I'm wondering what the hell I'm gonna do with two sets of hands that hurt with very little applied force at every angle that isn't palms inward

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The carpal tunnel is getting so bad I can't even push thru crashbars on a gas station door without a surge of pain idk what to do about it

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The problem with telling your boss "I need to go home because yesterday's burger king gave me so much diarrhea it dehydrated me overnight and left me hungover" is that it's not only an unsympathetic problem to have, it's also just very funny

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

exceptional for 2018, got a lot better after lining up the calipers and tightening the brake lines so that I don't careen down and thru an intersection at 20mph again

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I measured my head for a helmet jesus christ my crown is like 67cm

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I'm acclimating to da local styles

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

sorry guys I can't go out tonight I'm dumb as a bag of rocks and got menthol up my pooper

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Conflated goldbond with icyhot in one fatal moment and now my taint is emancipating itself from the rest of my body

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The resident moron i went to highschool with was awarded $50k for getting hit by an ambulance and he wasted it all on a truck

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Of course your sewing machine brand would be some sort of onomatopoeia for air escapement

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Rent-a-jakes don't recognize the human right of disappearing on a monday once a year and fingering myself for 4 hours

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Holy shit I'm about to have my first holiday off work in like 7 years

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Paper bags used to punish you for that by just exploding

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The term is "hepaflo", most if not all of the german premium brands have long since stopped making paper bags

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Maybe nobody could legally confirm such a lofty promise as "never loses suction" with the diapers, maybe they were shy about charging so much for them. Now every vacuum brand is a convoluted entanglement of OEM who's-who and dyson sells a fucking $500 toothbrush

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Dyson gave the vacuum industry a fatal eating disorder twice, all the while there was a very simple solution to bags clogging (making them out of diapers instead of paper) and not a single brand ever thought to put fine a point on how big a deal that was

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

There is a shop vac at work with spent bearings and it sounds exactly like frankie macdonald

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

It's a Riccar tandem air, this is a gated community home type vacuum. The dealership labor is baked into the cost which is why I'm not gonna get much for it

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Included the price tag so that you don't accidentally feel sorry for me I'm doing fine, I'm just a little spooked by my sleep and poob quirks

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

The rush of finding a $1800 vacuum at value village only to find out it's worth just $300 despite still being sold at dealerships

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Sorey if u haven't heard from me in a minute, I've been busy flipping appliances and exploring da wonderful world of US healthcare

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outsidewolves 🔜 FC @outsidewolves.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Miscellany, August 2026 ("Bauwauhaus" written by @polarrhoid.bsky.social <3 )

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Hmmmm i think i need a cpap so that i uhj don't die

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a Chauncey ॐ 🦜🪷 @psychepelicansoul.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Old concept idea chart I gave @polarrhoid.bsky.social for my Parrot's current ref sheet. The curly dreadlocks and a jerma dumptruck ass was all him and thank him very for that.

INPUT: idea reference chart i scrambled together in photoshop w/ doddles by me.

OUTPUT: late 2024 Chauncey Parrot commissoned by Skeff/Timbits

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Brass Eye narrator: This is the one 80-year-old we didn't want to die

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

This here's a fresco, t'wernt it

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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 20/08/2026

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

kindly refrain from asking my opinion on anything that isn't a vacuum cleaner for the next decade, I'm not in the mood to rp latter day mccarthyism thru a litmus test I didn't know you were giving me

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Timbits II @polarrhoid.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

years of quipping to cope with being born into mormonism about to blow up in my face like elmer fudd's rifle

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