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Polar Johan @polarjohan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

There's nothing sadder than pathetic spineless cowards trying to spin their lack of principles or conviction as heroic and cool. "I don't believe in anything enough to stand up for it, but actually THAT'S the most badass thing you can do" Fuck off.

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Polar Johan @polarjohan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

When you get into the later seasons of Adventure Time:

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Polar Johan @polarjohan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

AI tech bros raising their kid like:

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Polar Johan @polarjohan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

At this point why not just give your kid to the fucking Borg to be raised.

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Polar Johan @polarjohan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Trump economics is basically "What if we just slowly returned to feudalism and subsistence farming?"

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Polar Johan @polarjohan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Me seeing the NYT leave Norsemen off their top 100 shows of the 21st century list:

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Polar Johan @polarjohan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Rage Against the Machine when asked to comment on liberals being upset that they apparently aren't diehard believers in "Vote Blue No Matter Who':

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Polar Johan @polarjohan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Actually, dating or approaching or interacting with any woman ever is a humiliation ritual. You should avoid women at all costs about it. Safest to never talk to or even look at them.

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Polar Johan @polarjohan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Conservatives: "I have just discovered Rage Against the Machine's lyrics are actually leftist commie bullshit." Liberals: "Haha, LOL, you fucking shit idiots, it took you this long to figure out they don't like you?" Tom Morello: "Uh, we're not exactly big fans of you guys either." Liberals: 😱😱😱😱😱

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Polar Johan @polarjohan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Yeah, so the day that liberals realize that people who oppose genocide aren't going to be placated at all with "It's so frustrating" is a day that the entire world is going to be better off.

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Polar Johan @polarjohan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

How long until Pete Hegseth redesigns the entire U.S. military behind horse calvary charges?

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Polar Johan @polarjohan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Yeah, he burned down their house, and he stole their car, and didn't let them leave the neighborhood and blew up the ambulance and fire truck that was trying to respond to their 911 call, but, like, he CALLED them first, so actually he's the most moral person that ever existed.

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Polar Johan @polarjohan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

All these AI doubters and skeptics are fools. It is abundantly clear that AI is the most economically efficient method in history of generating $100 billion in revenue with $1 trillion in expenditures.

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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Bringing a pot of chili to my interviewer

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Polar Johan @polarjohan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Going back in time 20,000 years or so and punching some Mesopotamian fisherman in the nose because the most divorced man in the history of Earth can't get cool people to to laugh at his jokes or his children to like him.

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Polar Johan @polarjohan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

On my way to smugly tell Native Americans that actually they're not indigenous to North America because they all didn't get together to pick an anthem before European settler colonialists arrived.

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Polar Johan @polarjohan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The guy who blew up weddings & funerals (then blew up the emergency responders trying to help) wants to give us a stern lecture on the importance of "moral stories" while people are getting evicted & going bankrupt from medical debt. This guy simply cannot fuck off into the sun soon enough.

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Polar Johan @polarjohan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Paul Verhoeven: I made my movie "Fascists Suck Shit and They Are Bad" as a cautionary tale about fascists and how fucking stupid they are. Fascists: At long last, "Fascists Suck Shit and They Are Bad" has provided us the defining movie about how smart and how awesome we are.

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Polar Johan @polarjohan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Democrats becoming increasingly desperate in their attempt to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

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Polar Johan @polarjohan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My son whenever he pees in our bathroom:

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Polar Johan @polarjohan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Also, you are always going to lose this battle. Always. Transphobic voters want the real deal full-on transphobes, not the transphobe-light option that merely plays footsie with transphobia. If you wanna be transphobic so bad go be a fucking Republican and stop wasting our goddamn time.

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Polar Johan @polarjohan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Homophobic Chud: "Being gay is a CHOICE! They CHOOSE to be gay!" Even assuming that is true: who the fuck cares? Oh, they CHOSE to be gay? Awesome. I love that for them. Maybe you could choose to not be a fucking prick. I do not think it IS a choice, I just don't fucking care either way.

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Polar Johan @polarjohan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Me trying to cook something my kids will eat and not complain about:

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Polar Johan @polarjohan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Anyway, keep this in mind the next time you read an article about Japan's plummeting birth rate.

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Polar Johan @polarjohan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

You can't be incredulous and outraged by what the Republicans are doing with Mitch McConnell in a way anyone is obligated to take seriously unless you were also incredulous and outraged by Democrats doing Weekend at Bernie's with Dianne Feinstein's only very technically alive corpse for so long.

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Polar Johan @polarjohan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Well yeah. They have no respect for the living, of course they don't have respect for the dead.

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Polar Johan @polarjohan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

This wasn't necessary. If he really wanted to be racist and kill innocent people with impunity, ICE wasn't his only option - he could've joined the IDF.

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Polar Johan @polarjohan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

We can hold Democrats to the same standard we do Republicans, but I really don't think you'll like how that turns out for you.

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Polar Johan @polarjohan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Also, people thought they could appeal to the better nature of Democrats. That's why leftists often yell at Democrats more. They see some tiny spark of decency in Democrats and try to appeal to it. Leftists know there's no point to that with Republicans, because they're unrepentant ghouls.

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Polar Johan @polarjohan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Back when Biden was president, establishment Dems led to the charge to terrorize and beat and arrest and expel pro-Palestine student protestors, and make every effort to ruin their lives, while people like Amy laughed and clapped and cheered, now she wants to know where they all went.

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Polar Johan @polarjohan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

"My identify is so intertwined with a colonialist apartheid ethnostate that I see any expression of sympathy for the victims of a genocide they're committing as a literal wish to see me murdered." There's no point trying to reason with these people, they've completely melted their brains.

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Polar Johan @polarjohan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

What do you think the difference is between Ukrainians and Palestinians that makes Ed break his "no politics ever" rule for one but insist on that rule for the other? Any thoughts? Any ideas? I just can't figure it out.

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Polar Johan @polarjohan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Surely one of the great mysteries of our time is why Ed Sheeran was willing to pull out all the stops for Ukraine & do a benefit concert for them & publicly state he loves and supports them but when it comes to Palestine he "doesn't do politics" and "doesn't take sides" and has to be "diplomatic."

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Polar Johan @polarjohan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I'll take this one. The colonialist apartheid government that's actively committing violent imperialism, ethnic cleansing and genocide against them. Glad I could clear that up for you.

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Polar Johan @polarjohan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Immensely more humiliating for the neocons that still have to play the game of pretending he's a brilliant genius to cling to whatever power they have left. He's destroying everything they believe in & they have to pretend to worship him. They are fucking miserable & they deserve every second of it.

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Polar Johan @polarjohan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Check in on your neocon and neolib friends, they probably aren't doing ok. They know the damage done to American military might and its imperialist ambitions, in the span of two years, is so drastic it would take generations they don't have to repair.

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Polar Johan @polarjohan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Pro-hawk neocon and neolib ghouls watching Trump utterly fucking destroy the soft power America spent decades carefully crafting and making the U.S. military a worldwide laughing stock through sheer narcissism, incompetence and greed:

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Polar Johan @polarjohan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

People should be allowed to not serve the gays but my pediatrician should be forced to provide services to my unvaccinated children and expose the rest of their infant patients to disease. I am very smart and my brain is NOT completely melted.

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

"One more thing Miss Barlow... you were about 14 in 2001, and you grew up in the UK, so why did they dismiss your school at noon on 9/11, when the attacks would have happened around 2 pm your time? I just don't understand how the school knew the attacks would be happening later"

Columbo (Peter Falk) asking one more question

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Polar Johan @polarjohan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Pink shrieking about Macklemore because he "might make Jewish kids feel bad" has identical energy to MAGAs shrieking about public schools teaching about slavery because it might make W kids feel bad. If you identify with slavers/colonialists rather than abolitionists/resistance, it's a YOU problem.

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Polar Johan @polarjohan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

If you're wondering what to do on 9-11, consider watching the best film ever made about 9-11 and its aftermath, which came out four years before it happened.

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Polar Johan @polarjohan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Every region of Minnesota is special in its own way with its own unique offerings! Southeast MN is an economic & cultural powerhouse! Northeast MN has pristine lakes and gorgeous forests! Southwest Minnesota. Northwest MN has remote rugged wilderness and the unique tallgrass aspen ecoregion!

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Polar Johan @polarjohan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

When you're over 35 and your grocery store very slightly changes their layout:

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Polar Johan @polarjohan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Part of me is convinced the U.N. did this to try and get Trump to shut the fuck up about Greenland and wanting Greenland because his brain thinks "BIG LAND WANT BIG LAND" when he sees a traditional Mercator projection. Because that is absolutely 100% the reason he's obsessed with it.

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