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mostly yapping about pro cycling

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tjash @ttjash.bsky.social · 4h
🥹
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 5h
Unique recruitment tactics?
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 7h
Dang, nice that a sponsor ups their contribution when a team is struggling, it’s almost always the opposite
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 7h
Okay I forgive him 🥹
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Šimis Cyclist @simiscyclist.bsky.social · 8h
Giulio used a red heart when thanking Rogla that means he loves him 🥹🥹🥹🥰🥰🥰
Giulio Pellizzari’s IG post depicting him hugging Primož with the caption: it was an honor to race for you, thank you for everything primoz♥️
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the Inner Ring blog @inrng.com · 10h
Ciccone congratulated for his third place
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 10h
Race for 30th update: MBH: 50 Bardiani: 25 Picnic: 0 💀 Euskaltel absolutely cooked in Algeria, it’s gonna be close
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 11h
Damn would’ve guessed AG2R won a monument before with how long they’ve been around
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 11h
Well it’s obviously not down to Decathlon’s choice lol
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 11h
Mas like: come to the front or I’ll fuckin drop you (-Emil Herzog)
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 11h
I BELIEVE
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 11h
Ooh gap closing?? 👀
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 11h
We did?
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 11h
🤣
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 11h
Sexy ass lisan al gaib fr
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 11h
Inb4 Vuelta stage 6 moment with Mas surprise catching the front
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 11h
I still held my breath the whole time expecting the pacing shtick lol
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 11h
Hold on was I cooking
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 12h
Mas winning Lombardia confirmed
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 11h
😔😔😔
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 11h
And he’s back, win confirmed again
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 11h
bsky.app/profile/poke...
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 11h
Morg would’ve won without that attack, or if the evil Pellizzari hadn’t pulled them back
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 11h
Unacceptable 😤
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 11h
Rory Townsend has a great voice for commentary
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 12h
But he pulled back Morg :(
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 12h
*aim to attract Remco ;)
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 12h
Just gotta stay healthy
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paradigm-of-life.bsky.social @paradigm-of-life.bsky.social · 12h
a launch so thermonuclear the stream blew up
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 12h
Mas winning Lombardia confirmed
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
No idea, just my speculation with the signings + new points rules
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
All former Quick-Step riders!
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ophthalmologist, that’s just the lighting imo
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wonder if they hope for getting track UCI points? Since they also signed Bleddyn, they’ve got most or all of the Australian endurance/pursuit team
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Now watch Ciccone win Lombardia lol
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yikes at how short the press release is 😅
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah I complained about him once and he responded 😂
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Br*an Sm*th (who name-searches here lol) is of that ilk, but specifically always pessimistic, and always finding something to be grumpy and complain about
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Magnus Bratli Sheffield
“Bratli” in the style of Charli XCX album brat cover, black lowercase text on lime green background
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That reminds me I was scrolling Ryan Gibbons’ instagram the other day and saw a podcast clip he did talking about how he was partying with McNulty very shitfaced drunk at like 4am, the same day that McNulty then flew to Cro Race which he won
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Then on top of my American view, I define my own cultural identity by religion/ethnicity to an extent, and so view myself ‘equal’ in kinship to every Jew in every country. And now I could go on a long rant about z*onism. But I know many first-gen/second-gen ppl feel the same abt national identity
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So it is a cultural difference for us haha. To me, Sheffield is every bit as Norwegian as the people who grew up there, because of how immersed he was/is in the culture anyway.
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I get what you’re saying about the nationalism of it all, and personally I do think it’s an issue to have so many French/Spanish/Italian teams where ‘worse’ riders of those nationalities get more opportunities than better ones from other countries.
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I guess to me I don’t consider the literal geographic element so much (perhaps informed by my American experience and how we see diasporic identity?), what difference is it between supporting Norwegians vs. supporting people who live(d) in Norway?
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Funny that it’s all Americans I’m thinking of, but it was rumored they considered Will Barta last year, who married a Norwegian, lives in Norway, and is fluent in the language - that would be stretching the limits imo. But UCI flag and birthplace don’t always strictly define culture
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Eh it’s not just genetic though, he’s legally a Norwegian citizen too, and spoke Norwegian growing up. Like if e.g. Matteo joined Uno-X because of his Danish grandparent, yeah that’s ridiculous, but Sheffield is about as Norwegian as you can get while not registered under a Norwegian flag w/ the UCI
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NooraCycling @nooracycling.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Primož Roglič winning the European ITT Championships 🌟 in Slovenia 🇸🇮❤️ What a day, dream scenario 🤩 #roglic
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Pamina Rainbowtufts Lover (x2) 🌈🌈🌈 @pamina85.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the ITT European championship is now the most prestigious race of the cycling calendar, sorry I don't make the rules
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Euskaltel lowkey sneaking up into the top 30
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Poke @pokesnail.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ROGLAAAAAAA!!!!!!! 😭😭😭🥹🥹🥹❤️❤️❤️
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