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The real stupid pokemon patch notes guy who did not get lockjaw after doing Rusty Nail Therapy Currently a dumping ground. Here in case Twitter goes kablooey

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Rute CANTO X SPOILERS @isokanias.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
To my mutuals who aren't brazilians, can you please share this? They are trying to take trans women's rights to use women's restroom, i would appreciate if you guys shared this around so more people are able to know about this and vote "no".
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Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So, at what point in the relationship do you tell your SO about the gimmick account?
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Cåråbine à Citron 🍋 @carabinacitron.eurosky.social · 05/09/2026
Urgent Appeal🚨 Every day, young Abood’s life is at risk because of severe seizures & epilepsy, without his essential Keppra medication, which his family cannot afford to buy. Abood urgently needs our help to save his life from these life-threatening seizures. chuffed.org/project/1844...
Abood in pain with a text "Support me"Abood with a Text "i'm Abood from Gaza, save my life"
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Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Chewing on Jeff Bezos’ stupid bald head would genuinely provide me with hours of entertainment
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Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My court-mandated circumcision is tomorrow… tenor.com/iq3wyXQyQiN....
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Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Bringing my vintage Big Chungus® inflatable suit to the second date. Wish me luck, guys!
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 13/08/2026
The ICE raids and cruelty we are seeing inflicted on children are unacceptable.

The federal government has stripped legal representation from hundreds of thousands of unaccompanied children. Many will soon face an impossible choice: navigate our immigration system alone or risk detention and deportation.

Our city is stepping up. We've invested $16.9 million in immigration legal services for unaccompanied children, with another $32 million in this year's immigration legal services budget, including rapid-response legal advice and representation for people in detention.

If you need immigration legal support, we're here to help. Our free, confidential Immigration Legal Support Hotline is available in your preferred language, regardless of immigration status.
Call 1-800-354-0365
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Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Archaludon - Archaludon will now have a heart attack and die if it’s ever on the field for more than three turns
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Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Some posts are just too low-brow for twitter
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Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I have threatened to kill myself at least three times in this discord call
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Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Was Moby Dick the name of the monster or the guy that created him?
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Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Currently on my first playthrough of Morrowind. It was a pleasant surprise to learn that the archmage of the mage’s guild not only possessed the Necromancer’s Amulet, but the Stick of Flash-banging as well
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Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
People of Bluski, I have a question: Is it a good idea to put a couple of beer bottles in my car’s passenger seat so that cops won’t figure out I’m driving while high on ketamine? Asking for a friend, of course.
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SWR Data @swr-data.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
We're getting ready to launch our 2026 State of the Creator survey, which raises money for sex worker serving nonprofits. Last year, we raised over $8K, and hope to increase that this year. Compiling this year's beneficiaries now. Who are your favorite SW-serving orgs?
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Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
There's a draft league going on in a server I'm in.
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Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Items - Added a new item called the “Ledian Belt”, which halves the power of the holder’s attacking moves
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Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
General - All contact moves now receive a boost when used by heavy Pokémon. The fatter the Pokémon, the bigger the boost!
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Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Kyurem - Kyurem has been given a new hidden ability in Slush Fund, which draws in all money-based attacks and heals the Pokémon for 25% of its max HP instead of dealing damage. Dev Notes: We did this because Kyurem is a centrist with no guiding principles other than greed
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Indrapramit Das @indrapramitdas.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
You can help Hammam's family survive Israel's genocidal siege by sharing & donating. They're homeless & sick with intestinal & skin diseases from destroyed sanitation & healthcare. His disabled brother Abood has a broken leg & urgently needs surgery, & his mother needs meds for asthma:
chuffed.org
Support for the Nurse and My Brother Abood
Hi! My name is Hammam Al-Shanti.
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Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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Cåråbine à Citron 🍋 @carabinacitron.eurosky.social · 10/06/2026
Hammam is a volunteer nurse in Gaza stripped of basic needs and shelter, yet his deepest pain is watching his brother Abood suffer daily from severe epileptic seizures. Hammam helps everyone, but now he needs us. Please donate & share to help them survive. Give Hope 💔👇 chuffed.org/project/1844...
picture of Hammam caring for a wounded personpicture of hammam and Abood
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Ben Diskin @bendiskin.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Tell lawmakers you deserve the right to control your own voice and likeness 💪 Take two minutes to support the NO FAKES Act. #nofakes Make your voice heard here: actionnetwork.org/petitions/su...
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Support the NO FAKES Act
Have Two Minutes? Help Protect Americans From Deepfakes and AI Exploitation One year ago, the TAKE IT DOWN Act was signed into law. Now, Americans have a way to remove deepfake pornography and non-co...
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Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Archaludon - One of my managers is obsessed with those “Abuse Goblin” comics, so now every trainer has access to their very own Abuse Archaludon. - Don’t worry about hurting it too badly. That’s what Stamina is for
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Samir Sirk Morató @spicycloaca.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Ríhanna doesn't have an official legal defense fund because multiple crowdfunding websites have shut down her campaigns. please donate to her directly and send her well-wishes on Facebook. Venmo: venmo.com/u/Rihanna_Ke... www.facebook.com/share/p/18uT...
This is a facebook post from Ríhanna Novalee ChasingStars, ie Ríhanna Kelver. It reads:

Hello! Welcome those who have found my Facebook! My name is Rihanna Kelver and yes, I am currently facing two felony charges after defending myself from a violent hate crime.

If you are a member of the press, please feel free to message me through here or at rihanna_kelver@outlook.com.

If you are someone looking to support me and my legal fund. You can find my Venmo at @Rihanna_Kelver or https://venmo.com/u/Rihanna_Kelver

The reason I have to use my Venmo is because we’ve been kicked off three crowd funding sites now due to ToS violations. Apparently surviving a hate crime and being charged for surviving it constitutes “fundraising for the defense of a violent crime.” 

Anyways, thank you all so much for your support and keep up the good fight 💖🏳️‍⚧️
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Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
This is just my opinion, but I really don’t see the benefit of pretending a new ghostbusters movie came out
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Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride month from all of us on the Stupid Pokémon Patch Notes team. To celebrate, I have taken the (presumably) straight guy I hit with my car yesterday to the office, where he’ll be ritually consumed by the others and I over the course of June
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Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Going 53 in a 20, eatin pizza, postin on da internet, and cussin at the kids, all at the same time. They don’t call me the Czar of Distracted Driving for nothin, folks
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Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Steel - Steel type Pokémon will now automatically redirect opposing Electric type attacks towards them. - The Steel type is now weak to Electric type moves
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 21/05/2026
NEW: You've asked for the text of my $8.647 million dollar claim to Todd Blanche pursuant to the $1.7B slush fund so you can write your own. Here it is: www.muellershewrote.com/p/new-ive-fi...
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NEW: I've Filed a Claim with Todd Blanche's $1.776B Slush Fund. I'm Seeking $8.647 Million in Damages
I posted my claim on social media and have received tons of requests for the template.
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Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I ship it
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Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Grass - The Grass type has been removed from the game, as we realized that the idea of interacting with one may be upsetting for a large portion of our fanbase
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Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
“Woah momma, they hit the god-darned Pentagon!” - Elvis Presley if he was in 9/11
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Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
This rock sucks dick. You take it
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diedar @diedraxd.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Sunflora OP replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen9livepatc...
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[Gen 9] Live Patch Battles Ver 1.0.0: pwapled vs. TRaSHiNSeCT - Replays - Pokémon Showdown!
Watch a replay of a Pokémon battle between pwapled and TRaSHiNSeCT! Format: [Gen 9] Live Patch Battles Ver 1.0.0; Date: Apr 2, 2026
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Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
General - You can now have your Pokémon circumcised
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Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Zamazenta - We just realized that someone gave Zamazenta Body Press by mistake, so we’ve decided to correct this blunder by removing it from Zamazenta’s movepool
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Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Clodsire - Connecting your Nintendo system to a TV or other such device while a Clodsire is in your party will now allow it to escape its digital prison. - Don’t let it out, Trainers! Its motives are unknown at this time…
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Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
“Goth” should be pronounced like “joth”
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Progressive News Service @prognews.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Members of Apache tribe take sacred land case to Supreme Court. "For the Apaches, Oak Flat holds a direct connection to their creator, making it a foundational part of their religious beliefs. Oak Flat is also the [location] of a large copper deposit." www.tucsonsentinel.com/local/report...
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Apache women make last-gasp attempt to save sacred land at SCOTUS
A group of Apache women filed an emergency request at the Supreme Court to prevent a sacred religious site from being swallowed by a massive copper mine.
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Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
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TweetLD @tweetld.art · 15/03/2026
Shocking. 😒 FCC Chair Brendan Carr said news broadcasters coverage of Iran war could impact their license renewal. www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
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FCC chair threatens broadcasters over Iran war coverage
FCC Chair Brendan Carr said news broadcasters coverage of Iran war could impact their license renewal.
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@KeepItBlueDems.bsky.social @keepitbluedems.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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Zorro Ranch rally draws a large, passionate crowd
Step-brother of victim Virginia Giuffre and wife come to New Mexico for the demonstration.
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Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Ace being the place with the helpful hardware folks is a CROCK OF SHIT. The only ace hardware store where the employees didn’t look like they wanted to flay me alive was my hometown’s, and it’s probably because the place got bought out five years ago
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David Combest @decombest.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Support for Abolishing ICE Hits Record High in New Poll | Truthout truthout.org/articles/sup...
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Support for Abolishing ICE Hits Record High in New Poll
Fifty-six percent of Americans have “little” to no confidence in ICE, a new Economist/YouGov poll found.
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Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Big Tech just cancelled me for my conservative views
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Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I get it. Listen Dianne, I am not calling your furry, 659 calorie snack "Edward"
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Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Finished a playthrough of White 2 recently. Was Emboar always complete ass?
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Jes the human @jesthehuman.itch.io · 09/02/2026
The No ICE in Minnesota Charity Bundle has officially LAUNCHED! There are 1,439 games to discover for a $10+ donation to Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota! Purchase the bundle here: itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...
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