Reposted by Stupid Pokemon Patch NotesRute CANTO X SPOILERS @isokanias.bsky.social · 07/10/2026To my mutuals who aren't brazilians, can you please share this? They are trying to take trans women's rights to use women's restroom, i would appreciate if you guys shared this around so more people are able to know about this and vote "no". 01011
Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 05/10/2026So, at what point in the relationship do you tell your SO about the gimmick account? 120
Reposted by Stupid Pokemon Patch NotesCåråbine à Citron 🍋 @carabinacitron.eurosky.social · 05/09/2026Urgent Appeal🚨 Every day, young Abood’s life is at risk because of severe seizures & epilepsy, without his essential Keppra medication, which his family cannot afford to buy. Abood urgently needs our help to save his life from these life-threatening seizures. chuffed.org/project/1844... 284157
Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Chewing on Jeff Bezos’ stupid bald head would genuinely provide me with hours of entertainment 051
Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 28/08/2026My court-mandated circumcision is tomorrow… tenor.com/iq3wyXQyQiN.... 100
Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Bringing my vintage Big Chungus® inflatable suit to the second date. Wish me luck, guys! 011
Reposted by Stupid Pokemon Patch NotesMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 13/08/2026 607252657143
Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Archaludon - Archaludon will now have a heart attack and die if it’s ever on the field for more than three turns 040
Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Some posts are just too low-brow for twitter 040
Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I have threatened to kill myself at least three times in this discord call 030
Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Was Moby Dick the name of the monster or the guy that created him? 020
Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Currently on my first playthrough of Morrowind. It was a pleasant surprise to learn that the archmage of the mage’s guild not only possessed the Necromancer’s Amulet, but the Stick of Flash-banging as well 010
Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 23/07/2026People of Bluski, I have a question: Is it a good idea to put a couple of beer bottles in my car’s passenger seat so that cops won’t figure out I’m driving while high on ketamine? Asking for a friend, of course. 110
Reposted by Stupid Pokemon Patch NotesSWR Data @swr-data.bsky.social · 22/07/2026We're getting ready to launch our 2026 State of the Creator survey, which raises money for sex worker serving nonprofits. Last year, we raised over $8K, and hope to increase that this year. Compiling this year's beneficiaries now. Who are your favorite SW-serving orgs? 73222
Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 19/07/2026There's a draft league going on in a server I'm in. 030
Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Items - Added a new item called the “Ledian Belt”, which halves the power of the holder’s attacking moves 030
Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 29/06/2026General - All contact moves now receive a boost when used by heavy Pokémon. The fatter the Pokémon, the bigger the boost! 110
Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Kyurem - Kyurem has been given a new hidden ability in Slush Fund, which draws in all money-based attacks and heals the Pokémon for 25% of its max HP instead of dealing damage. Dev Notes: We did this because Kyurem is a centrist with no guiding principles other than greed 140
Reposted by Stupid Pokemon Patch NotesIndrapramit Das @indrapramitdas.bsky.social · 18/06/2026You can help Hammam's family survive Israel's genocidal siege by sharing & donating. They're homeless & sick with intestinal & skin diseases from destroyed sanitation & healthcare. His disabled brother Abood has a broken leg & urgently needs surgery, & his mother needs meds for asthma:chuffed.orgSupport for the Nurse and My Brother AboodHi! My name is Hammam Al-Shanti. 14359
Reposted by Stupid Pokemon Patch NotesCåråbine à Citron 🍋 @carabinacitron.eurosky.social · 10/06/2026Hammam is a volunteer nurse in Gaza stripped of basic needs and shelter, yet his deepest pain is watching his brother Abood suffer daily from severe epileptic seizures. Hammam helps everyone, but now he needs us. Please donate & share to help them survive. Give Hope 💔👇 chuffed.org/project/1844... 5127190
Reposted by Stupid Pokemon Patch NotesBen Diskin @bendiskin.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Tell lawmakers you deserve the right to control your own voice and likeness 💪 Take two minutes to support the NO FAKES Act. #nofakes Make your voice heard here: actionnetwork.org/petitions/su...actionnetwork.orgSupport the NO FAKES ActHave Two Minutes? Help Protect Americans From Deepfakes and AI Exploitation One year ago, the TAKE IT DOWN Act was signed into law. Now, Americans have a way to remove deepfake pornography and non-co... 5564450
Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Archaludon - One of my managers is obsessed with those “Abuse Goblin” comics, so now every trainer has access to their very own Abuse Archaludon. - Don’t worry about hurting it too badly. That’s what Stamina is for 030
Reposted by Stupid Pokemon Patch NotesSamir Sirk Morató @spicycloaca.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Ríhanna doesn't have an official legal defense fund because multiple crowdfunding websites have shut down her campaigns. please donate to her directly and send her well-wishes on Facebook. Venmo: venmo.com/u/Rihanna_Ke... www.facebook.com/share/p/18uT... 91113907
Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 05/06/2026This is just my opinion, but I really don’t see the benefit of pretending a new ghostbusters movie came out 010
Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Happy Pride month from all of us on the Stupid Pokémon Patch Notes team. To celebrate, I have taken the (presumably) straight guy I hit with my car yesterday to the office, where he’ll be ritually consumed by the others and I over the course of June 020
Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Going 53 in a 20, eatin pizza, postin on da internet, and cussin at the kids, all at the same time. They don’t call me the Czar of Distracted Driving for nothin, folks 000
Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Steel - Steel type Pokémon will now automatically redirect opposing Electric type attacks towards them. - The Steel type is now weak to Electric type moves 140
Reposted by Stupid Pokemon Patch NotesAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 21/05/2026NEW: You've asked for the text of my $8.647 million dollar claim to Todd Blanche pursuant to the $1.7B slush fund so you can write your own. Here it is: www.muellershewrote.com/p/new-ive-fi...muellershewrote.comNEW: I've Filed a Claim with Todd Blanche's $1.776B Slush Fund. I'm Seeking $8.647 Million in DamagesI posted my claim on social media and have received tons of requests for the template. 29277042487
Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Grass - The Grass type has been removed from the game, as we realized that the idea of interacting with one may be upsetting for a large portion of our fanbase 060
Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 17/04/2026“Woah momma, they hit the god-darned Pentagon!” - Elvis Presley if he was in 9/11 040
Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 07/04/2026This rock sucks dick. You take itmedia.tenor.coma cartoon of a crab holding a rock with a tv tokyo logo behind itALT: a cartoon of a crab holding a rock with a tv tokyo logo behind it 071
Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Sunflora OP replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen9livepatc...replay.pokemonshowdown.com[Gen 9] Live Patch Battles Ver 1.0.0: pwapled vs. TRaSHiNSeCT - Replays - Pokémon Showdown!Watch a replay of a Pokémon battle between pwapled and TRaSHiNSeCT! Format: [Gen 9] Live Patch Battles Ver 1.0.0; Date: Apr 2, 2026 020
Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 27/03/2026General - You can now have your Pokémon circumcised 230
Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Zamazenta - We just realized that someone gave Zamazenta Body Press by mistake, so we’ve decided to correct this blunder by removing it from Zamazenta’s movepool 061
Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Clodsire - Connecting your Nintendo system to a TV or other such device while a Clodsire is in your party will now allow it to escape its digital prison. - Don’t let it out, Trainers! Its motives are unknown at this time… 180
Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 18/03/2026“Goth” should be pronounced like “joth” 130
Reposted by Stupid Pokemon Patch NotesProgressive News Service @prognews.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Members of Apache tribe take sacred land case to Supreme Court. "For the Apaches, Oak Flat holds a direct connection to their creator, making it a foundational part of their religious beliefs. Oak Flat is also the [location] of a large copper deposit." www.tucsonsentinel.com/local/report...tucsonsentinel.comApache women make last-gasp attempt to save sacred land at SCOTUSA group of Apache women filed an emergency request at the Supreme Court to prevent a sacred religious site from being swallowed by a massive copper mine. 18678412951
Reposted by Stupid Pokemon Patch NotesTweetLD @tweetld.art · 15/03/2026Shocking. 😒 FCC Chair Brendan Carr said news broadcasters coverage of Iran war could impact their license renewal. www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...usatoday.comFCC chair threatens broadcasters over Iran war coverageFCC Chair Brendan Carr said news broadcasters coverage of Iran war could impact their license renewal. 108445421913
Reposted by Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @KeepItBlueDems.bsky.social @keepitbluedems.bsky.social · 09/03/2026www.koat.com/article/crow...koat.comZorro Ranch rally draws a large, passionate crowdStep-brother of victim Virginia Giuffre and wife come to New Mexico for the demonstration. 5938801226
Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Ace being the place with the helpful hardware folks is a CROCK OF SHIT. The only ace hardware store where the employees didn’t look like they wanted to flay me alive was my hometown’s, and it’s probably because the place got bought out five years ago 020
Reposted by Stupid Pokemon Patch NotesDavid Combest @decombest.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Support for Abolishing ICE Hits Record High in New Poll | Truthout truthout.org/articles/sup...truthout.orgSupport for Abolishing ICE Hits Record High in New PollFifty-six percent of Americans have “little” to no confidence in ICE, a new Economist/YouGov poll found. 502706774
Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Big Tech just cancelled me for my conservative views 140
Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 04/03/2026I get it. Listen Dianne, I am not calling your furry, 659 calorie snack "Edward" 040
Stupid Pokemon Patch Notes @pokemonpatches.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Finished a playthrough of White 2 recently. Was Emboar always complete ass? 020
Reposted by Stupid Pokemon Patch NotesJes the human @jesthehuman.itch.io · 09/02/2026The No ICE in Minnesota Charity Bundle has officially LAUNCHED! There are 1,439 games to discover for a $10+ donation to Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota! Purchase the bundle here: itch.io/b/3484/no-ic... 3737023406