Pogney @pogney.bsky.social · 03/10/2026winning masterchef by arguing "Taste is subjective" every time I get a critique 1100
Pogney @pogney.bsky.social · 16/08/2026When I break the florets off the larger chunk of broccoli it feels like I am snapping a small man's neck 070
Reposted by Pogneymossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Even at this size, they still like to eat together 2128052
Pogney @pogney.bsky.social · 07/08/2026It's all fun and games until peeps confection company sues me chen 020
Pogney @pogney.bsky.social · 22/07/2026why IS it called chili? This warms me UP :bowl_with_spoon: :bowl_with_spoon: 051
Pogney @pogney.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I have 151 followers on bluesky? I thought I had like 40 sorry 060
Pogney @pogney.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I swear I knew that. I just glanced at the screenshot by itself and went oh yeah thats totally a hand. foolney. foolney. 011
Pogney @pogney.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Yesterday I put my mango in the fridge because it was Getting too ripe. It doesn't matter what I type, my profile picture makes even the mundane action cool as hell 040
Pogney @pogney.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Imagining walt disney on art fight. draw my OC mickey mouse 070
Pogney @pogney.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Tech support I dropped a grape on my computer and it bounced off Am I gonna be ok 172
Pogney @pogney.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Some nautical nonsense www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhXq...youtube.comHappy EndingYouTube video by Pogney 094
Pogney @pogney.bsky.social · 19/06/2026How to edit a post I dont want that emoji in my white cheddar grocery post anymore I dont like how it looks at me 230
Pogney @pogney.bsky.social · 11/06/2026followup to previous post: Yes I can always take it don't try me 050
Pogney @pogney.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I put my hand under lawnmowers just to see if I can take it 151
Pogney @pogney.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Peep it also www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkZO...youtube.comSupermeal's ThemeYouTube video by Pogney 083
Pogney @pogney.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Peep the tune www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EMw...youtube.comRemember MeYouTube video by Pogney 083
Pogney @pogney.bsky.social · 13/05/2026It's called Oceanspray because you twist their sharp ass lids and it sprays an ocean of your blood everywhere 0102
Pogney @pogney.bsky.social · 02/05/2026I like buying CDs from bands I hate and snapping them over my knee and buying more 171
Pogney @pogney.bsky.social · 27/04/2026I like how I wouldnt even know WHAT this was from if I hadnt been watching you play tomodachi life 020
Pogney @pogney.bsky.social · 14/04/2026just had to use scissors to open a stick of cheese #newlow #rockbottom 082
Pogney @pogney.bsky.social · 30/03/2026why are they called spice girls when they arent even being put into a pumpkin pie 193
Pogney @pogney.bsky.social · 10/03/2026My toaster starts smoking every time I put pencil shavings in it am I even allowed to do ANYTHING 073