Michael_Game_Developer @poeticprogrammer.bsky.social · 11hI'm coding NODES! nodes! I haven't coded nodes since I was but a wee lad, back when lambda was only a noise you made when showing yer father a baby sheep. #gamedev 081
Michael_Game_Developer @poeticprogrammer.bsky.social · 13hThis is how not to end a song. My journey to Anime guitar enlightenment continues. 020
Michael_Game_Developer @poeticprogrammer.bsky.social · 14hHoly shit I just read a conversation about 2 "developers" using AI agents and fuck me I nearly died of key words. Micro benching all the gains to maximise GPU throttle neck benchmark synergy... No fucking way this is what humanity is. Swear mode activated. 030
Michael_Game_Developer @poeticprogrammer.bsky.social · 16hI think refactoring gets a bad reputation. Making code to code things with less code is codey goodness. I find refactoring similar to writing poetry (poems I write, tho a bit shite) pour out some words, and hammer them into pleasing shapes, and make confusing metaphors with the leftovers 110
Michael_Game_Developer @poeticprogrammer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026No! Dammit! I want to be cheerful again! Joke 1: I've been in a lot of pain today, if I reverse that then I will go from "Ah ah ah it hurts" to "hahaha ti struh" which is almost like laughing but with weird nonsense at the end Did it work? Joke 2: If a man tells a joke but runs out of chars, does 020
Reposted by Michael_Game_DeveloperChappu @chappuvt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026And maybe you noticed I said five girls but there's only four in the picture. So here's the wip of the last girl and then the friend group will finally be complete. It only took what? 300 years? That's solo dev for you baby. #gamedev 1396
Michael_Game_Developer @poeticprogrammer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I saw an ad saying antidepressants could make you stop smelling really bad, which I took great offense to. Just because I'm depressed and find it difficult to shower every day doesn't mean.... Wait, it was an antiperspirant ad. Carry on. 030
Michael_Game_Developer @poeticprogrammer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I found an old diary I wrote in 2012 and in it was "I've been depressed for over 10 years and I don't want to be depressed for another 10" You weren't past Michael, it was 14 years. I'll try and not let it be another 14. Stay strong 💪 170
Reposted by Michael_Game_DeveloperChappu @chappuvt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It's almost spooky month so time to share my starter pack of amazing horror #gamedev s who don't use AI. If you want to be added it would be awesome if you told me a bit about the cool #horrorgame you're working on✨ Also if I'm following you but you're not in this pack pls leave a comment as well♥️ 108037
Michael_Game_Developer @poeticprogrammer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I just realised that fighting the Bats it says "BATTLE" Hahahaha, like Bat tle...Bat Bat tle. Get it? (The word Battle has bat in it, you see. Hahahaha) I need to look up what the words "Crazy bastard" means because someone in my head keeps calling me one. 130
Michael_Game_Developer @poeticprogrammer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Do ya reckon the Proclaimers walked 1000 miles one way to see Venessa Carlton who walked 1000 miles the other way and they all ended up missing each other? At least Venessa Carlton had a piano to drive her home...my piano doesn't do that ☹️static.klipy.comMaking My Way DowntownALT: Making My Way Downtown 000
Michael_Game_Developer @poeticprogrammer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026A piece of advice I will give every developer out there is to keep your folders and files well organized! (In the meantime, my folder hieracry looks like: - Art - New Art - New NEw Art - art_piece_i_no_longer_need.png - Code -that_art_piece_im_looking_for.png ) #gamedev 1174
Michael_Game_Developer @poeticprogrammer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026As someone who grew up in council houses in the UK in the 90s, Silent Hill Townfall is hitting hard. The detail is mind blowing. It's also weird when you remember that laundry baskets in the 90s were infinitely stronger than today's ones. And I spent too long staring at the old phone boxes 😂 120
Michael_Game_Developer @poeticprogrammer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Sometimes a break from game dev is necessary to learn the occasional anime theme. It not only recharges the creativity, but also annoys absolutely every one around you which helps...something, probably. 030
Michael_Game_Developer @poeticprogrammer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Welcome to Five Arcade. A World inspired by Gaming History. Shoot to Move. Battles on ground and in Space. Switching gravity, adapting backgrounds, asteroids, tennis, tanks, bugs, weapons, shoot, fly, glide, win. #gamedev #indiedev #solodev #screenshotsaturday 0176
Michael_Game_Developer @poeticprogrammer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Updated my Steam Page gifs! Look how shiny they are 😁 #gamedev 1145
Michael_Game_Developer @poeticprogrammer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026For the upcoming demo of Five Arcade, you will fight: - Some Bats - Some Bats in Spaceships - A rouge Handheld Game Console - A Tennis Game (not that one) - Some Asteroids (not those ones) - Bugs in Tanks - A Spaceship I hope that will be enough to show what this game has to offer #gamedev 0112
Michael_Game_Developer @poeticprogrammer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026After many years of intensive finger training (I didn't like that sentence) I can finally play the first few seconds of Green Hill Zone. Now I can finally rest my fingers. 050
Reposted by Michael_Game_DeveloperBetty - play 🌌AstraX🌌 please @neutronio.games · 24/09/2026Happy how this prototype is turning out ❤️ #gamedev 183
Michael_Game_Developer @poeticprogrammer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I'm trying to add some Bugs to my game 😁 #gamedev #indiedev #pixelart 1175
Michael_Game_Developer @poeticprogrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I've been shouted at in public 5 times in my life about my disability, everything from "cripple" to "crippled c**t", which isn't great. I felt kinda of alone because of it. Then I read that it's not uncommon for disabled people to be harassed on the street. Then I felt less alone... 480
Michael_Game_Developer @poeticprogrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026IGN is as weird as ever "XBOX is doomed" "Kojima will save Xbox" "Xbox is unredeemable" "The redemption of Xbox is here!" "Your favourite character dies in the season finale of SpongeBob - Slight Spoilers ahead" "I'm far too wet"... That last one got weird on me. 010
Michael_Game_Developer @poeticprogrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I've reached that age where every email company I've ever emailed through is emailing me to tell me my emails are full and my account will self destruct in 28 days. I knew I should have been managing them better but in my defense I don't really care. 😀 000
Michael_Game_Developer @poeticprogrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I'll give £1million to the first person to give me £2million! Limited time offer. 130
Michael_Game_Developer @poeticprogrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It happened again. I was looking at some code and genuinely thought "what idiot wrote this?!" As a solo dev the list of culprits is very small. 1100
Michael_Game_Developer @poeticprogrammer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026In the past year I have lost 12kg. Next year I'll look forward to finding it again. I'm pretty sure I left it in the freezer with all the ice cream 000
Michael_Game_Developer @poeticprogrammer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026So Halo of Duty, probably with ads everywhere is exactly what I wanted for Halo. Yearly Master Chief installments sponsored by Raid Shadow Tanks 000
Michael_Game_Developer @poeticprogrammer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This is how to end a level 😂 Wait for it... #gamedev #indiedev #solodev 0153
Michael_Game_Developer @poeticprogrammer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026After all these years people still confuse Frankenstein with Frankenstein's Monster?! I'm sorry but it's not that difficult. One is a monstrous, cruel, and inhuman nightmare. The other is a zombie. 040
Michael_Game_Developer @poeticprogrammer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My to-do list is getting smaller! - Level Select - Level Transition Sequence - Polish Pause and Main Menu - Update Steam Page - Demo Build Testing Getting real now 😁 160
Reposted by Michael_Game_DeveloperJ.A. Machete @somestinkydude.bsky.social · 25/08/2026#ZMAngband #traditionalroguelikes It's release day in the house, new version VIII.25 is available for grabbing and enjoying! Read the machete_readme.txt for all the things big and small that are in this new patch of yours truly's litte variant. Link in bio! Whoohoo baby, keep the cauldron bubbling! 072
Reposted by Michael_Game_DeveloperChappu @chappuvt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Some more music I made for the game. You might be stuck looking at Ji Eun's face as a visualiser for my soundtracks until Bluesky introduces sound only posts (if ever). #gamedev #vgm #horrorgame #solodev #indiedev 34914
Michael_Game_Developer @poeticprogrammer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026New fancy doors 😀 That took much longer than I care to admit to make 😂 I think this is the fourth iteration of this door. Old one on the right, new one on the left. Five Arcade: The only game ever made with doors in it. #gamedev 1111
Michael_Game_Developer @poeticprogrammer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It's a good sign when you smile wide when listening to the music for your game 😃 I'm quite proud of the music for this. I hope you like it. Demo Dropping Soon! #gamedev 1134
Michael_Game_Developer @poeticprogrammer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I've been playing Fire Emblem and making notes. While making the notes I discovered I couldn't ink water very well, so I couldn't glyph note the Seas or rivers in the game. So I had to do an art tutorial on inking and doodling so I could play the game again... Am I having fun correctly? 030
Michael_Game_Developer @poeticprogrammer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026What was the subscription service that made you stop caring about subscription services? Mine was a metronome app. If I subscribed to a metronome app...I'm. Afraid. I'd. Fall. Out. Of. Time. 000
Michael_Game_Developer @poeticprogrammer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Why do I only seem to get critical hits when the enemy has about 2 hp left?! 😂 030
Michael_Game_Developer @poeticprogrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Painting characters that make me smile. Sasha Braus from Attack on Titan 😁 May your potatoes always be warm 🙂 #art #watercolour 090
Michael_Game_Developer @poeticprogrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Devil Trigger. If I learn this and the song from Doom, I shall become powerful enough to fight demonic forces from the comfort of my wheelchair 😁 040
Michael_Game_Developer @poeticprogrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026My daughters teacher (who is absolutely fantastic) just sent a weekly report about what the kids are learning. And she said "learned to count to 1" and I spent a scary amount of time wondering what the difference is between saying the word "one" and counting to 1 🤔😂 000
Michael_Game_Developer @poeticprogrammer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Making music for games is very fun. Sorry for so many videos, trying to build confidence so I can maybe make some helpful solo game dev stuff once Five Arcade is out 😁 171
Michael_Game_Developer @poeticprogrammer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Finding that perfect sound is one of the joys of game dev 😁 Unfortunately this sound is perfect, but not for my game 😭 150
Reposted by Michael_Game_DeveloperBetty - play 🌌AstraX🌌 please @neutronio.games · 17/09/2026Playing around with some custom terrain 🤔 hitting a roadblock here with what I wanna do vs what's possible... But at least it looks nice (watch to the end for yeet😂) #gamedev 2173
Michael_Game_Developer @poeticprogrammer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Vivi would make a good penguin 🐧 I was quite sad and so decided to try and feel better by drawing something cute 🥰 (It worked) 161
Michael_Game_Developer @poeticprogrammer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I'm trying so hard to be proud of who I am. Owning my physical disability and mental health conditions sounds amazing. I just can't seem to do it I fell over again today then had a panic attack when I couldn't get up. How can I own that No idea what I'm doing anymore. Need to play guitar 160
Michael_Game_Developer @poeticprogrammer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I know they kinda botched the most recent Halloween trilogy but that single tone when Alison sees Michael for the first time is worth all the Corey's in the world. BWAAAOOOOOOOOOO 000
Michael_Game_Developer @poeticprogrammer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Fairy Fountain song after a day of sickness inspired delirium. I'm sure you'll agree that it's perfect and I can now go to sleep? Also, what song should I learn if this fails, I'm thinking of a change in tactics and going for something from Doom 😁 430
Michael_Game_Developer @poeticprogrammer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Phase one of my mission to learn Fairy Fountain song from Zelda is complete! Now I must turn this abomination into something that is listenable too. I've been very nervous about making videos so I made one when I'm at my absolute worst so it can only get better from here... probably. 250
Michael_Game_Developer @poeticprogrammer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If Edward McShears stops music-ing all over the place, how will we know what women he wants to sleep with using all 4 chords?! 010
Michael_Game_Developer @poeticprogrammer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Guy who profits from mass theft of people's work says "trust me, bro, I have morals and stuff, so you're totally safe. In my completely original words: come with me if you want to live" 000