Pat @poeticfailure.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Don't worry! I don't live there anymore! I'm in Quebec. Which is even LESS of a real country !!!! 000
Pat @poeticfailure.bsky.social · 07/10/2026If it helps even other New Zealanders think my accent is weird and I have needed to cut my bangs for six months but haven't got around to it so I look kinda like cousin it from the Adams family 100
Pat @poeticfailure.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Hi do you fuck with perpetually exhausted NZ tgirls whose legs don't work 100
Pat @poeticfailure.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Getting this so I'll finally be immune to the "and yet you use an iPhone" argument 010
Pat @poeticfailure.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Side note but you weren't kidding about North Star being a really good publication 110
Reposted by PatDigital Poppy Poppy Zone @poppyzone.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Learning a language is so humiliating like what do you mean I've forgotten the word for 'on' twice in 2 minutes 1203
Reposted by PatDown Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 23/08/2026You are also too white, black, brown, male, female, or the wrong kind of any of that, etc etc. If you havent done the reading you represent how shallow and driven by hype/fashion/emotion it is and if you have you show how insular and academic and ideological it is. Repeat for a few centuries. 5832190
Reposted by Patdonoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 23/08/2026well this became relevant again apparently 529230
Reposted by PatEric Fell @ericfell.com · 23/07/2026The post-credits scene of EBENEZER reveals the "what day is it" boy to be Oliver Twist, launching Phase 1 of the Dickensverse. 322549596
Reposted by Patinnes mck @innes.bsky.social · 07/07/2026this is what i do at home. when i have excess energy i hoist bricks to the roof of my house and when im having a bad day i chuck them off to feel better 141398217
Pat @poeticfailure.bsky.social · 26/06/2026It's crazy that you can go to the giant railway museum with The Girl You're Dating and talk nonstop about trains for 3 hours and not get dumped on the spot. She was like "Pat what does 4-6-4 mean" and I knew that shit and DIDN'T GET LAUGHED AT FOR IT. God bless Montreal 000
Pat @poeticfailure.bsky.social · 26/06/2026They took a rural New Zealand woman to look at giant Canadian trains and shit. She liked it. 100
Reposted by PatDigital Poppy Poppy Zone @poppyzone.bsky.social · 22/06/2026BREAKING: Andy Burnham has died following a 'jack off accident'. More info to come as the story develops. 0302
Reposted by Patsweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 20/06/2026I find the accusations that I am involved in some sort of algorithm frankly insulting 191
Reposted by PatGregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 21/06/2026I am of the controversial opinion that nobody should be exploiting tragedies or acts of stochastic violence to incite further violence and that instead the state should be using its ample resources to combat the cynical actors who do so, and to marginalise and toxify the ideologies they represent. 115318
Reposted by PatHelena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 13/06/2026[taking the deepest possible breath] the Dutch East India Company was established in 1602, 6180471719
Pat @poeticfailure.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Gonna go out on a limb here and suggest that possibly the study from 1993 may not be perfectly representative of lesbian or bisexual women in 2026 010
Pat @poeticfailure.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Patreon stretch goal where the pod is recorded exclusively with telefunken v72s 020
Pat @poeticfailure.bsky.social · 08/06/2026The things circled in yellow both could be mixers and the things circled in red are mic preamps. So long as a tape machine is present you could absolutely record a podcast with this setup. As there's unlikely to be any drop functionality my suggestion would be to put a guy in a booth to do foley 130
Pat @poeticfailure.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Nothing more moving than a pilgrimage to the place you come from 000
Reposted by PatDown Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Leica? How about you get a girl to like-a you 922919
Reposted by Patmichael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 21/04/2026you can't be talking like that, demented white space admiral 354773
Reposted by PatDigital Poppy Poppy Zone @poppyzone.bsky.social · 28/05/2026why tom scott look like he's an employee at the SCP foundation who's about to try and defend himself from an escaped creature 36912
Reposted by Patthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 26/05/2026but King John why must so many die? the earth is wet with the blood of your victims and the land lies in terror [I hold up a copy of the Billboard 200 dated 11/17/84 showing the Temptations’ “Truly for You” at #55] not high enough 11576
Pat @poeticfailure.bsky.social · 22/05/2026I special interested too close to the sun taking photos of this church, fully lying on the ground to get the right angle and this guy came out and asked what I was doing in French and I fully blanked on how to answer and hit him with "uuuuhhhh....... Photographie?" and he went "ah, bon" and left. 000
Pat @poeticfailure.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Love to see a series of posts where the first thought is "dear god what happened this time" and the second is "on second thoughts Do Not Tell Me". Jesus fuck 050
Reposted by PatSam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 19/05/2026what if I like thinking, is there a product for me 959069
Reposted by PatDeaderick M. @mfrederickm.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Juniper Blessing singing Tom Petty’s Wildflowers at the New Mexico School For The Arts in 2024 171601556
Reposted by PatUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 14/05/2026It really can! There's so much beauty to discover, from the smallest insect to the grandest landscape. It's a constant reminder of how amazing our world is. 1932884
Reposted by PatACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 13/05/2026(1/2) Air to Ground Message: OMGGGG YOUR POOOR LITTLE TUMMYYYYY. I HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER SOONNNN. THE ONLY NEW THING THAT IVE TRIED ARE TASTY LITTLE CREPES W/ HAZELNUT INSIDE THAT U HEAT UP FOR ABOUT 10 Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA Type: Embraer 175 (Enhanced Wing) A: #a49ee09a102 F: 110739
Reposted by Patsweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 06/05/2026dale cooper after the season 2 finale 0131
Reposted by PatUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 03/05/2026you are canadian 412581912
Reposted by PatNovember Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 04/05/2026like the reason why your prototypical woke coffee shop might have a refugees welcome thing up is because almost every politician, most of the media etc is trying to insist that they aren’t 12749
Reposted by PatNovember Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 04/05/2026very funny to be reaching for ‘Jewish people don’t get the sympathy in (woke) society other minorities do’ and trip over a different minority Guardian readers hate so much it would be too distracting to mention them 133612
Pat @poeticfailure.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Every day I flip a coin and decide whether I think this is the best or worst thing I have ever created 000
Pat @poeticfailure.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Apropos of nothing I reckon you guys should go check out this 6 minute 20 second objectively stupid 70s country pastiche song called Katy in Vegas by some kiwi tgirl band called Cicada nothinglikeasongbird.bandcamp.com/track/katy-i...nothinglikeasongbird.bandcamp.comKaty in Vegas, by Cicadafrom the album Small Mercies 100
Pat @poeticfailure.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Bitch with dysphoria so weird she's stressing about whether her bluesky passes 000
Pat @poeticfailure.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Terrified because I only follow three people on here that actually Post and my name kinda gives 60something bloke more than it does Transsexual Lesbian so out of context I really do look like a chaser reply guy 100
Pat @poeticfailure.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Every polycule got the group chat that everyone is in except one of you and if you think your polycule doesn't have that then, sibling, you're the one 010
Pat @poeticfailure.bsky.social · 03/05/2026I do this with songs! I have begun many many things with a notes app thing that's like "song about how it's gotta be weird to be Katy Perry now after being on top of the world in a way that nobody actually cared about. Country." and it works surprisingly well 110
Reposted by Pat? @ahhhhhlt.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Someone said these were the inverse of each other and I can’t stop thinking about it 1236411003