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@poeticfailure.bsky.social
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I'm perfectly aware of where our love stands/but the plain fact is that you owe me eight grand She.

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Pat @poeticfailure.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Don't worry! I don't live there anymore! I'm in Quebec. Which is even LESS of a real country !!!!
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Pat @poeticfailure.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If it helps even other New Zealanders think my accent is weird and I have needed to cut my bangs for six months but haven't got around to it so I look kinda like cousin it from the Adams family
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Pat @poeticfailure.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hi do you fuck with perpetually exhausted NZ tgirls whose legs don't work
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Pat @poeticfailure.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Getting this so I'll finally be immune to the "and yet you use an iPhone" argument
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Pat @poeticfailure.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Side note but you weren't kidding about North Star being a really good publication
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Digital Poppy Poppy Zone @poppyzone.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Learning a language is so humiliating like what do you mean I've forgotten the word for 'on' twice in 2 minutes
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Fiona @fionasmall.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Real French in Quebec
Delusional cosplayers in France
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
You are also too white, black, brown, male, female, or the wrong kind of any of that, etc etc. If you havent done the reading you represent how shallow and driven by hype/fashion/emotion it is and if you have you show how insular and academic and ideological it is. Repeat for a few centuries.
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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
well this became relevant again apparently
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Eric Fell @ericfell.com · 23/07/2026
The post-credits scene of EBENEZER reveals the "what day is it" boy to be Oliver Twist, launching Phase 1 of the Dickensverse.
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innes mck @innes.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
this is what i do at home. when i have excess energy i hoist bricks to the roof of my house and when im having a bad day i chuck them off to feel better
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Pat @poeticfailure.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
It's crazy that you can go to the giant railway museum with The Girl You're Dating and talk nonstop about trains for 3 hours and not get dumped on the spot. She was like "Pat what does 4-6-4 mean" and I knew that shit and DIDN'T GET LAUGHED AT FOR IT. God bless Montreal
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Pat @poeticfailure.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
They took a rural New Zealand woman to look at giant Canadian trains and shit. She liked it.
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Pat @poeticfailure.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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Digital Poppy Poppy Zone @poppyzone.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
BREAKING: Andy Burnham has died following a 'jack off accident'. More info to come as the story develops.
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 20/06/2026
I find the accusations that I am involved in some sort of algorithm frankly insulting
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 21/06/2026
I am of the controversial opinion that nobody should be exploiting tragedies or acts of stochastic violence to incite further violence and that instead the state should be using its ample resources to combat the cynical actors who do so, and to marginalise and toxify the ideologies they represent.
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Pat @poeticfailure.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
What a website
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Pat @poeticfailure.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
[taking the deepest possible breath] the Dutch East India Company was established in 1602,
headline that says “why is trump hosting a cage fight at the White House” with photo of same
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Pat @poeticfailure.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Gonna go out on a limb here and suggest that possibly the study from 1993 may not be perfectly representative of lesbian or bisexual women in 2026
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Pat @poeticfailure.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Patreon stretch goal where the pod is recorded exclusively with telefunken v72s
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Pat @poeticfailure.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
The things circled in yellow both could be mixers and the things circled in red are mic preamps. So long as a tape machine is present you could absolutely record a podcast with this setup. As there's unlikely to be any drop functionality my suggestion would be to put a guy in a booth to do foley
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Pat @poeticfailure.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Nothing more moving than a pilgrimage to the place you come from
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Leica? How about you get a girl to like-a you
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
you can't be talking like that, demented white space admiral
Alzheimer's Begins When You Can't Say This Word
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Pat @poeticfailure.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
What if I don't wanna
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Digital Poppy Poppy Zone @poppyzone.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
why tom scott look like he's an employee at the SCP foundation who's about to try and defend himself from an escaped creature
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
but King John why must so many die? the earth is wet with the blood of your victims and the land lies in terror [I hold up a copy of the Billboard 200 dated 11/17/84 showing the Temptations’ “Truly for You” at #55] not high enough
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Talia al Ghoul 🏳️‍⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Last week, you mentioned that, "we're back".
But today you tell me, "it's over".
What changed?
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Pat @poeticfailure.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I special interested too close to the sun taking photos of this church, fully lying on the ground to get the right angle and this guy came out and asked what I was doing in French and I fully blanked on how to answer and hit him with "uuuuhhhh....... Photographie?" and he went "ah, bon" and left.
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Pat @poeticfailure.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Name it after me
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Pat @poeticfailure.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Love to see a series of posts where the first thought is "dear god what happened this time" and the second is "on second thoughts Do Not Tell Me". Jesus fuck
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Pat @poeticfailure.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
All my websites.... Gone.
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 19/05/2026
what if I like thinking, is there a product for me
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Deaderick M. @mfrederickm.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Juniper Blessing singing Tom Petty’s Wildflowers at the New Mexico School For The Arts in 2024
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
It really can! There's so much beauty to discover, from the smallest insect to the grandest landscape. It's a constant reminder of how amazing our world is.
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
(1/2) Air to Ground Message: OMGGGG YOUR POOOR LITTLE TUMMYYYYY. I HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER SOONNNN. THE ONLY NEW THING THAT IVE TRIED ARE TASTY LITTLE CREPES W/ HAZELNUT INSIDE THAT U HEAT UP FOR ABOUT 10 Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA Type: Embraer 175 (Enhanced Wing) A: #a49ee09a102 F:
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 06/05/2026
dale cooper after the season 2 finale
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
you are canadian
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
like the reason why your prototypical woke coffee shop might have a refugees welcome thing up is because almost every politician, most of the media etc is trying to insist that they aren’t
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
very funny to be reaching for ‘Jewish people don’t get the sympathy in (woke) society other minorities do’ and trip over a different minority Guardian readers hate so much it would be too distracting to mention them
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Pat @poeticfailure.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Every day I flip a coin and decide whether I think this is the best or worst thing I have ever created
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Pat @poeticfailure.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Apropos of nothing I reckon you guys should go check out this 6 minute 20 second objectively stupid 70s country pastiche song called Katy in Vegas by some kiwi tgirl band called Cicada nothinglikeasongbird.bandcamp.com/track/katy-i...
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Katy in Vegas, by Cicada
from the album Small Mercies
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Pat @poeticfailure.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Bitch with dysphoria so weird she's stressing about whether her bluesky passes
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Pat @poeticfailure.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Terrified because I only follow three people on here that actually Post and my name kinda gives 60something bloke more than it does Transsexual Lesbian so out of context I really do look like a chaser reply guy
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Pat @poeticfailure.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Every polycule got the group chat that everyone is in except one of you and if you think your polycule doesn't have that then, sibling, you're the one
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Pat @poeticfailure.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I do this with songs! I have begun many many things with a notes app thing that's like "song about how it's gotta be weird to be Katy Perry now after being on top of the world in a way that nobody actually cared about. Country." and it works surprisingly well
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? @ahhhhhlt.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Someone said these were the inverse of each other and I can’t stop thinking about it
Soviet painting of Bolsheviks entering royal homes Hillary Clinton in an apartment
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