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Podcast Jay (parody)

@podcastjay.bsky.social
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Unlicensed clinician-scientist podcasting from Building 1 and beyond (mostly beyond). Views do not represent the NIH staff (they told me so). Parody.

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Podcast Jay (parody) @podcastjay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When I was in medical school at Stanford, Stephen Hawking gave a lecture on campus. I didn't go because I don't like basketball. #EricSchmitt
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Podcast Jay (parody) @podcastjay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't know who most of the people are, but I'm honored to be included with the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch. They tried to silence him, just like they tried to silence me. And the Red Priestess gave him life, just like Bobby and MAHA gave life to my career.
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Podcast Jay (parody) @podcastjay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
People, like the virus Lady in Canada and Everyone else, Are wrong to Suspect that my job is Ending. Don't think that I would Oppose an EO to have NIH award decisions Transferred to Russel Vought. Frankly, he Intends to Rein in Excessive funds for Misguided wokeness Experiments.
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Podcast Jay (parody) @podcastjay.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The $1.9B transfer to the Department of War will improve the health of Americans. As Rep. Byron Donalds will confirm, dead Iranian civilians cannot come to the US illegally and spread measles.
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Podcast Jay (parody) @podcastjay.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Secretary Hegseth said he will be throwing an even bigger party. He asked me to chip in for ribeyes, lobster, and Alaskan king crab. Of course I said "Yes!" to using NIAID funds for this. He said he would invite me, but I didn't get the eVIte. Maybe he misspelled my name. bsky.app/profile/melo...
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Podcast Jay (parody) @podcastjay.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
To whomever did this: I will find you and put you on non-disciplinary administrative leave. inpreparation.substack.com/p/nih-direct...
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NIH Director Jay Bhattacharya's Ties Getting Longer With Each Public Appearance
BETHESDA, MD—Expressing growing concern about a trend that has accelerated markedly since his confirmation in March, aides to NIH Director Jay Bhattacharya confirmed Tuesday that the director’s neckti...
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Podcast Jay (parody) @podcastjay.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The media and my critics have politicized science by countering my statements with facts.
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Podcast Jay (parody) @podcastjay.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I was in my home office because I did not feel safe on campus. The same concern for my safety is why no one is allowed to bring a backpack into the NIH auditorium for my Scientific Freedom lecture series.
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Podcast Jay (parody) @podcastjay.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
In accordance with the President's Executive Order, the NIH cafeterias will not serve Canadian bacon at breakfast. NIH staff will enjoy 51st State Bacon. #EatRealFood
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Podcast Jay (parody) @podcastjay.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Please welcome Dr. John Gaitanis as the new Director of NICHD. John never held an NIH grant, but he was paid to testify against vaccine safety and he supports alternative autism treatments. I will not take any questions (or Tylenol for the pain he will cause). www.science.org/content/arti...
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Neurologist with antivaccine views to lead NIH’s child health institute
Appointment of John Gaitanis increases concern that scientific qualifications are no longer driving leadership picks
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Podcast Jay (parody) @podcastjay.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The #BethesdaDeclaration signers have politicized science. Dr. Overton will bring much needed neutrality to it. bsky.app/profile/stan...
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Podcast Jay (parody) @podcastjay.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I am very transparent in doing whatever Bobby, Brownstone, and AIER tell me to do.
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Podcast Jay (parody) @podcastjay.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
🧵1/7 Today I appeared on Face the Nation, a part of CBS News run by Bari Weiss who killed a 60 Minutes report on CECOT (this is different from how I was silenced). Here are some of my main points. youtu.be/GeWmrRGPHnQ?...
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Face the Nation: Sanders, Bhattacharya, Sganga
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Podcast Jay (parody) @podcastjay.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
One year ago today, after a gunman fired hundreds of shots at CDC buildings, I went on Steve Bannon's podcast to sign the death certificate of mRNA vaccines.
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Podcast Jay (parody) @podcastjay.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Welcome to MAHAland, Erica. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Rest assured, the new CDC director thinks ‘abortion surveillance’ is essential | Arwa Mahdawi
An exchange between Dr Erica Schwartz and Senator Josh Hawley during her confirmation hearing is alarming
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Podcast Jay (parody) @podcastjay.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
This is actually what I look like, because I worked out once with Matt Memoli.
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Podcast Jay (parody) @podcastjay.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The next speaker in my Scientific Freedom lecture series will be Aaron Rodgers, who will describe how the NFL tried to silence him for his views on vaccination. sports.yahoo.com/articles/aar...
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Aaron Rodgers has more to say on Fauci, ESPN, family and football | Exclusive
Aaron Rodgers wants his "get back" as he enters his final NFL season. The four-time NFL MVP spoke with columnist Jarrett Bell in an exclusive interview.
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Podcast Jay (parody) @podcastjay.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Reminder that I have banned bags from the auditorium when Gary speaks, so you don't bring in donuts.
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Podcast Jay (parody) @podcastjay.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
As you well know, Jonathan, I am both NIH Director and Person Performing the Delegable Duties of the CDC Director. I have little time for speaking to scientists who don't want to hear about when I was silenced.
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Podcast Jay (parody) @podcastjay.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I was silenced for wanting people to get infected. These individuals, however, are part of the journal-industrial and conference-industrial complexes that use NIH funds on things other than GOLD STANDARD SCIENCE. Russell Vought and I will stop this with the new OMB rules. bsky.app/profile/stan...
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Podcast Jay (parody) @podcastjay.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
To alleviate the backlog of unfunded grants, I have personally ordered and paid for a 100 pack of Bic pens so that grants staff can sign checks.
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Podcast Jay (parody) @podcastjay.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
You woke, DEI leftists don't appreciate that I have a disability when it comes to responding to questions from the mainstream press.
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Podcast Jay (parody) @podcastjay.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Hantavirus, cruise ships, blah, blah, blah. I had to wait until the end of this interview before I could talk about the most important thing - COVID lockdowns! bsky.app/profile/greg...
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Podcast Jay (parody) @podcastjay.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I have let Bobby know that, in addition to NIH Director and Acting CDC Director, I'm available to serve as Acting FDA Commissioner. I'm also available to serve as Acting DHHS Secretary when the time comes.
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Podcast Jay (parody) @podcastjay.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The hantavirus outbreak originated from dangerous gain of function research at Fauci's secret lab in Argentina.
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Podcast Jay (parody) @podcastjay.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I have reinstated her so that she has less time to tell everyone what I'm actually doing to NIH. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/01/u...
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N.I.H. Reinstates Employee Put on Leave After Criticizing Trump Research Cuts
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Podcast Jay (parody) @podcastjay.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Proud to be invited to this venerable and sacred institution that will award honorary degrees to Charlie and Erika Kirk. I hope they will offer me a faculty position after I leave NIH because all other universities will silence me.
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Podcast Jay (parody) @podcastjay.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Honored to be the Keynote Speaker at the Thomas Wootton HS graduation. I will encourage the students to be scientists, unless they: * want NIH funding * want to develop mRNA vaccines * want to study diseases that disproportionately affect minorities * are minorities mocoshow.com/2026/04/23/m...
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MCPS Graduation Dates, Speakers and Times Announced - The MoCo Show
MCPS high school graduation ceremonies this year are scheduled to take place from May 28 through June 12, with most events being held on the campus of the University of […]
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Podcast Jay (parody) @podcastjay.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
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a close up of a man 's face with the words you can 't handle the truth
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words you can 't handle the truth
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Podcast Jay (parody) @podcastjay.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
You silence me? I will silence you right back.
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Podcast Jay (parody) @podcastjay.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
This is great news. I really don't like Atlanta, and fixing windows keeps me from doing podcasts. But maybe I'll do a podcast on building repair. I'd look manly with a toolbelt and hard hat. www.npr.org/2026/04/16/n...
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Trump nominates former Coast Guard doctor as CDC chief
The nomination comes after months of interim leadership at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.
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Podcast Jay (parody) @podcastjay.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Vinay and I realized that the COVID lockdowns and mRNA vaccines were killing millions of people, daily. So we supported President Trump. The data show a decline in COVID deaths since he mentioned bleach. And MAGA loves me. They invite me to their podcasts, conventions, and give me shiny medals.
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Podcast Jay (parody) @podcastjay.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The President is right, the Pope is weak on crime. I mean, just look at Vatican PD. These guys couldn't guard the holes in Swiss cheese.
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Podcast Jay (parody) @podcastjay.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Honored to be invited to NASEM to address why I cut social and behavioral science research. Spoiler alert: it's DEI.
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Podcast Jay (parody) @podcastjay.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
My book drops on July 14. Charles Koch will buy 100K copies to put me on the NYT Bestseller list. I'll be on a book tour in between my NIH and CDC jobs and podcasts. Come hear about lockdowns, how I was silenced, and why you shouldn't have any mRNA in your body.
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Podcast Jay (parody) @podcastjay.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
There is debate among scientists over whether vaccines have any benefit. None was ever subjected to a randomized controlled trial. Rather than rush to publish something the public shouldn't trust, I'll ask Aaron Rogers and Jenny McCarthy to form an expert panel look at the data.
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Podcast Jay (parody) @podcastjay.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Welcome @rfk-junior.bsky.social and @rfkjrbrainworm.com rainworm.com and @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social to the podcast team. Let's MAHA 'til we ha ha. (Please Bobby, have me as your first guest) www.thedailybeast.com/rfk-jr-despe...
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RFK Jr. Desperately Tries to Rebrand After Sordid Revelations
Wednesday was a convenient day for Robert F. Kennedy Jr. to announce a new podcast.
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Podcast Jay (parody) @podcastjay.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I wrote it in my notebook, and carved it on a tree. Jay ❤️ Donnie, Reproducibly
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Podcast Jay (parody) @podcastjay.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Maryland and DC are home to NIH, USAMRIID, Walter Reed, Johns Hopkins, Georgetown, GW, and the University of Maryland, proving that Cicada COVID is a lab leak. I will cut all NIH and CDC funding to those institutions and prevent future outbreaks.
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Podcast Jay (parody) @podcastjay.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Today is my one year anniversary as NIH director. People ask me, "Jay, what have you been doing at NIH?" I tell them that I have accomplished more than any other NIH director in his first year ("his," because Bernadine Healy and Monica Bertagnolli were DEI directors, not real ones). 🧵
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Podcast Jay (parody) @podcastjay.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
As Acting CDC Director, I support this artistic reminder of our 2nd Amendment rights.
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Podcast Jay (parody) @podcastjay.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Pete Hegseth told me, in a Signal chat, that Iran was manufacturing mRNA vaccines. I urged him to kill their research program like I did at NIH, but I meant it figuratively.
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Podcast Jay (parody) @podcastjay.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I did say that. I said it to Steve Bannon, to Charlie Kirk, to Glenn Beck, to Laura Ingraham, on Fox and Friends, on Newsmax, at TP USA, when I received a shiny medallion from the Brownstone Institute, and to so many more.
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Podcast Jay (parody) @podcastjay.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Today I hosted Lord Matt Ridley at the inaugural Scientific Freedom Seminar Series. He proved, without any bothersome molecular or epidemiological evidence, that COVID-19 originated in a lab. Who cares what @angelarasmussen.bsky.social and the Zoonati say?
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Podcast Jay (parody) @podcastjay.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Those of you who track these things will see that there are more books on my shelves than in my earlier appearances on NewsMax and Fox News. Thanks, Matt, for sending me books in this series.
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Podcast Jay (parody) @podcastjay.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
The other prominent scientists scheduled to speak in my Scientific Freedom lecture series are: Elizabeth Holmes, Andrew Wakefield, and Mike "My Pillow" Lindell.
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Podcast Jay (parody) @podcastjay.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Unlike last year's episode wherein a sole-source contract was awarded to an obscure vendor that employed the wife of the NIH COO, we will soon have an ethics officer to approve grifty conflicts of interest.
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Podcast Jay (parody) @podcastjay.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
A union for fellows that includes women is DEI. So I cured NIH of it. www.notus.org/health-scien...
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NIH Says It Will No Longer Recognize the Research Fellows’ Union
NIH leadership said the union “should never have been certified,” in an email to the union’s leadership.
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Podcast Jay (parody) @podcastjay.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
To the IC directors who signed on to the unified funding strategy: Thank you for coming to my Kool-Aid party. grants.nih.gov/news-events/...
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NIH Institute and Center Director Perspectives on Implementing the NIH Unified Funding Strategy | Grants & Funding
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Podcast Jay (parody) @podcastjay.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
You asked, we delivered. Coming to you now with TWICE the podcast appearances. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/18/u...
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N.I.H. Director Will Temporarily Run C.D.C. in Leadership Shake-Up
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