Apocynum @pocynum.bsky.social · 55mThe “Everyone driving slower than me is a moron and everyone driving faster than me is a maniac” of aging. 030
Apocynum @pocynum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026My father opened the dryer and revealed that what was being dried was two cotton ballcaps. 000
Apocynum @pocynum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I wish to report that my parents’ dryer is doing cumbia. 110
Apocynum @pocynum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Already happened earlier this week. Absolutely gutless. 130
Apocynum @pocynum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Nebraska’s most cis bulk-purchase superfan stumbling onto TG and making some self-discoveries. 090
Apocynum @pocynum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I guess I can’t fault them for raising lung disease awareness. 010
Apocynum @pocynum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026An illustrious career in bus-bench PI law does not a politician make. 100
Apocynum @pocynum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Y’know, a manpack radio isn’t a terrible idea, broadly speaking. The whole thing is designed around the weight of old-style batteries and radio equipment. Get the headphone and PTT working through an RPI or dedicated ham board, and all that weight can be devoted to God’s Own Supply of Batteries. 010
Apocynum @pocynum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The bit about naming the new terminal after Trump, well, it’s not like the old one was named after a better guy… 010
Apocynum @pocynum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Institutions (of government, of academia, of media) that regularly act within this framework on a given issue can be categorized as conservative on that issue, regardless of how they may present themselves. 010
Apocynum @pocynum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Wilhoit’s Law (“Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.”) applies to social expectations for behavior as well. Out-groups are expected to just take it. 120
Apocynum @pocynum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026∼ No Deviant Perversions, Substitutions, Alterations or Fatuous Variations on Kaffeespezialitäten! ∼ 000
Apocynum @pocynum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026static.klipy.comSame Old Shit Different Day Same Thing Different DayAlt: Man saying “Same Old Shit Different Day.” 000
Apocynum @pocynum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Have you heard of the Shrieking Eels, Princess? They always get louder before they… 030
Apocynum @pocynum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Ahhh, got it. Yeah, I can see how they might not be a great fit for people assembling at home. 010
Apocynum @pocynum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Stay tuned for more Rawdawg Babies, right after these messages! 010
Apocynum @pocynum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026After years of working on aircraft, I can say that Pozidriv are flat-out better and nobody should have to use traditional Phillips anyhow. They have an opportunity to make a better experience for people with the hardware while maintaining backwards compatibility, and I’m glad they do. 110
Apocynum @pocynum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Now there’s also Meta, with their habit of, in the weeks before an election, accidentally whoopsie-banning anyone left of Diego Hitlerio de la Junta. Bans which take weeks to get removed. 280
Apocynum @pocynum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026If I had to guess, until they finally convince the electorate to sell the agency to private equity. 010
Apocynum @pocynum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The why is because if there’s no society, there’s no unity, and it’s easier to take advantage of us. I don’t know how we do it, but we need to convince everyone that our society is worth defending. Simple shit like knowing your neighbors, looking out for them, being kind instead of cruel is a start 060
Apocynum @pocynum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It’s a sunset of the broader problem that we’ve got a significant number of citizens who don’t want to live in a society. Well, they do, because they need a society to live, but they’ve been convinced that they don’t, and billions of dollars annually goes into reinforcing that. 2190
Apocynum @pocynum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Seriously, as someone raised in the ‘80s and ‘90s, I cannot believe how quickly I’ve come around to embracing temperance shit. The very MOMENT the controls were relaxed, all the bad old exploitative systems snapped back into place, and within not even a decade ruined fucking everything. 020
Apocynum @pocynum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Yeah, as a group they don’t really seem all that interested in learning anything, even if it’s pablum that agrees with their assumptions. The appearance of erudition is socially worthless in this iconoclastic moment. 000
Apocynum @pocynum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Been rewatching Steven Universe. It’s been a few years, and I finally hit the wedding sequence and am, as expected, a complete wreck. 020
Apocynum @pocynum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Living in Seattle, I still miss things about Oregon sometimes, and Bi-Mart is one of them. 010
Apocynum @pocynum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Yeah. I guess we can dream, though. It’ll have to hold us for now. 010
Apocynum @pocynum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Nostalgia makes the constant drum of terror and helpless rage fade into the background, and what sticks around are hazy memories of being young and strong and having so many possibilities. Publishing a couple books, starting a podcast, just the feeling of being in Cal Anderson the day It Happened. 000
Apocynum @pocynum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026A city that welcomes the oppressed (even if imperfectly) will always reap the rewards. Someday a generation of tgirls will look back and claim Seattle in 2026 was the halcyon era of trans culture. And their kids will go “OK Grandma. Time for your pills” in that annoying-as-shit singsong voice. 120
Apocynum @pocynum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026…which in turn requires an unambiguously-known author (or set of authors), which we don’t have for either testament, no matter how much the adherents claim they know for sure. If, a couple thousand years from now, memory of Tolkien is dead but LotR lives on, we’ll really be in a pickle. 000
Apocynum @pocynum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026God and his angels, and Israel (the people, not the modern state) are the main ones. And, not a particularly good fic either. Major unexplained personality changes from existing characters, new Mary-Sue inserts. That’s leaving off the fandom and what they think about fans of the original. 100
Apocynum @pocynum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Honestly if they could just cut-and-cover straight-shot through Belltown, put a cheap station there and skip SLU entirely, I’d like it better. 051
Apocynum @pocynum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I had the Walkman in the upper right, and my dad has (to this day) an older version of the sports boombox. 010
Apocynum @pocynum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Oh shit this is a good point. You can just drive out of town and scream at the sky now. 000
Apocynum @pocynum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It’s a sunny take on what happened in “I Have No Mouth but I Must Scream”. 030
Reposted by ApocynumFlaming_Spork @philo.gay · 30/09/2026they have doomed the world i thought i could make my way in, and they expect me to congratulate them for it 1562
Apocynum @pocynum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Before I remembered the name, I was mentally picturing an extremely drunk Iggy Pop saying this. 031