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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social

@pocketprogrammer.bsky.social
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Hello. I’m a math teacher and amateur video game developer. My “company” (me and my kids) has a YouTube channel. Check it out. youtube.com/@chainmailsupernovae?si…

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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 7h
What’s a Tim Conway?
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 7h
I know Space Hitler and 90s-Rerun-Shit -For-Brains. But I’ve never heard of Palmer before. I’m assuming it’s this guy?
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Palmer Hit by Truck in Final Fantasy 7
ALT: Palmer Hit by Truck in Final Fantasy 7
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 7h
I have never heard of Palmer Luckey, but considering who he’s grouped with, I’m going to guess he’s a fat old white loser who thinks the world should thank him just for being alive.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 7h
I’m assuming you are the comic? Do I have permission to share this with my D and D group?
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 9h
I have a quote (of sorts) on my wall that comes from this song. “Elvis loves horses.”
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 9h
I had to take my wife to the hospital for an outpatient surgery, so I took the day off as well. I was REALLY hoping to have more recovery time at home, a.k.a. Video games. Maybe I’ll get sick some time soon….
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 9h
And you definitely use Twitter still, but you don’t call it that.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 9h
This so stupid. The name goes on the back of the Jersey.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 9h
That’s been every election dating back to 2016. We have unfortunately selected fascism more often than not.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 9h
Worst car I ever had, but I am certain it was u pique to my specific car and not the model as a whole. It was my first automatic vehicle, and it stalled regularly. How does an automatic stall?
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 9h
That’s how I felt in Baldur’s Gate 3. I was romancing Shadowheart before I even knew who Karlach was. Had to make a whole new character before I could explore that path.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 10h
Lucky. I am happy I got 30 minutes of Skyward Sword in at least.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 11h
What are some upcoming games you’re excited about? I’ve got nothing but I don’t have my finger to the pulse of video game hype.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 12h
Says a radical weirdo who likely ain’t no warrior. Can’t speak to him being a wimp. That’s too vague a term.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 13h
I’m guessing AI generated the pledge?
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 13h
Did he actually post this, or is it just a joke? It feels like a joke, but if he actually did… this doesn’t make you look better dude! It doesn’t matter if he was a fan or not. Frankly, none of the shit in your stupid conspiracy theory mattered, but the fact is, you were wrong, and you won’t own it.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 13h
Same. I don’t really follow basketball, but I tune in for March Madness, so I know Clark.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 13h
Yeah, but like, what was that document really going to do. I can sign my name on a napkin, but that doesn’t have any authority.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 15h
The sad reality is, it would be much easier to have a registry of good police officers. I know or know of about two dozen officers in my area. All but four have perjured themselves in court (amongst other things). ONE was let go. The rest, unpunished.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 15h
I will be laughing about this one for longer than that guy will be alive.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 15h
Yeah, that’s what I’m talking about. Her very real kitchen with her very real family. It was either a stage, or her home life is so sterile the puritans would blush.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 15h
Was she the one who had that totally normal family dinner in a sterile laboratory to show how family is important to republicans?
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 15h
You all laugh, but I ask you this: where was Caitlin Clark not five months later on June 21st of that same year? That’s right, Atlanta. I know this is had for you to process so I’ll give you a minute, but that’s checkmate, dirtbags.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 15h
And it was so funny that when people were trying to help him out with his confusion he gets all pissed off and yells, “This is MY time! Are we just having an open session here? What is this? I’M the victim.” And then never asked to reclaim his time.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 18h
Such a great movie. I love the scene at the end with the rocket launcher. I so rarely laugh when I’m alone, but I couldn’t hold it in with that scene.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 18h
I think it’s great now that when someone says “as stupid as Eric” we aren’t sure if they are talking about Trump or Schmitt. I guess it doesn’t matter, but it’s still fun to ponder.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 18h
It is pretty funny that he’s using three examples of provably false statements.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 18h
To them, it is though. Tech bros have invented their god. A non human that says things that they accept as truth because they lack the wherewithal to challenge it.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 19h
I do not say this as a joke, I would love for those two to be president and VP. Chuck D is so smart and well spoken, and Flav has the heart and mind to sit in the assistant’s chair.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 19h
I especially liked the arbitrary nature of the “speak with dead” spell description and how they screwed it up SO many times before getting it right.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 19h
“It wasn’t a mistake” even though there is video of Smith in another god damn state. Having a lively time, it seems.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 19h
That’s what makes this thing so god damn hilarious. Let’s pretend Smith WAS at the hawks game. So what? And extrapolating further, he met with Fanni Willis. More so what? But just for Schmitts and Ogles, let’s dunk on the entire GOP so hard for having their “facts” wrong. Again.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 19h
Their??? (Sorry, I couldn’t resist. I know autocorrect screws up MY grammar all the time, too.)
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 19h
This is not something parents should be allowed to refuse. I am pro choice, but once the baby is born, abortion is off the table.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 19h
My favorite part is when he got angry and everyone laughed at him.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 20h
Yeah I don’t know about that. Being a public disgrace don’t stop Trump/Vance from being a thing.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 20h
Don’t shit talk cockroaches. Those fuckers are survivors.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 20h
And he would have been totally justified in saying, “this is completely irrelevant, please move on.”
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 20h
It is adorable that he still thinks he’s relevant. Less adorable that he’s not in prison for statutory rape.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 20h
Same. But republican senators are all the same. Hateful morons. A dunk on one is a dunk on all.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 20h
Probably why he got so angry when it crumbled before him and just started ranting about other people taking up his time. Note, he did not try to reclaim said time.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 20h
I’m surprised he doesn’t know about his home state St. Louis Battlehawks
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 20h
Don’t bring piss to a Schmitt fight.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 21h
That’s why I felt “Honor Among Thieves” was such a great movie. A party of bumbling idiots fails forward the whole time then somehow succeeds. Every D&D game ever.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 21h
It’s only defamatory if it’s untrue.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 21h
As a fan of your channel, I can say that it shows in your polished presentations. You have the uncanny ability to make interesting things that I might otherwise not care about.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 21h
I am fairly certain I have that baseball card. Time to bust out the boxes in the basement.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 22h
Just saw a car with a “trump2024” sticker above a labor union sticker. How do such people exist? That’s like saying you supported Nazi Germany AND the allied forces during WWII.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 22h
Name: Josh Age: 46 Country: pass When began gaming: At the Age of 3, TI-99-4A. First game I remember was Parsec. Favorite Game(s): Too many to name, but my recent top 5: Horizon- CotM(VR), Astrobot, Sea of Stars, Clair Obsur, Baldur’s Gate 3
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 23h
MAGA chuds will call this proof that they “want illegals to vote,” when really it’s so that non white citizens won’t be intimidated at the polls.
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