pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My friend used to be a manager at a company and he posted on Facebook that one of his underlings sent him this picture with the message, “saw this, and thought of you.” To which I replied, “saw this, and thought of you, boss.” 020
pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Just found this beauty camping out underneath the garbage can. Sorry to disturb your slumber. 331
pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Every truth was written in the sky at the beach last month. I took a picture so you can see every truth he ever told. 121
pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I know food is expensive, but that’s about what I spend on my family of four and I don’t put a ton of thought into saving every penny. 100
pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Follow up question: why are we the same person? 110
pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Note the impact of the blue sector while being honest about it. 000
pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026If you see this post a princess 020
pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026He read while holding this… 000
pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026So good, a niche rapper from the 2000s should write a song about it. 4171
pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I’m weird in that, while I’m with you 100% on food messes, I am totally fine with pretty much everything else. This sheet pile has been like this for three days. 210
pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 10/08/2026For someone who is atrocious as art, I think this is at least a passable placeholder for my game, right? (Trying to bring back FFVII type maps. 111
pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Had the third one in the list and it was damn fine. 020
pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Cannot relate. (He lied to himself) 010
pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I may be the most boring person in existence. 030
pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026This is the best I can do for ya. 110
pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I may be bad at art. And I mean really bad. Embarrassingly bad. But you will never find me using AI art in my various projects. 020
pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Couldn’t find that one on the Cd shelf next to my computer. But I’ve got chronologically surrounded. 000
pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Favorite thing happening in my current “play by post” D and D adventure: The only PC who can understand the language the bad guys are using… he’s mute. 000
pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I’m, uh….. really bad at art. But I would rather put this on my cover than use generative AI. 0130
pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 25/06/2026A student emailed me upset about her final, and Google had some pretty great quick response options. 151
pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Scared of needles? external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%... 050
pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 09/04/2026If he’s a god, he’s definitely this one: external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%... 010
pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I don’t know. This guy played a terrorist in MI: Fallout media.gettyimages.com/id/184807249... 000
pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 02/02/2026The Zamboni was patented in 1953. Yes I am fun at parties. (I also only learned this fact last week.) 010
pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Wow, even Fox Sports has trouble with the truth. 010
pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Much better than my own personal picture from Almost four years ago. 030
pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 05/12/2025This is what I actually put in coffee because I am a fat American Travesty. 110
pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Anyone else drive for Uber Eats and found their experience much much MUCH worse over the last two weeks? I’m inundated with bad requests. My acceptance rate went from 35% to 1%. And I mean BAD requests: 000
pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Same guy: m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5... 010
pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 19/11/2025It might be because you stand for rationality and science and well… 000
pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Of course Trump hates Piggy. Because he’s an idiot. 000
pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 16/11/2025That baby isn’t so cute anymore: imageproxy.ifunny.co/crop:square,... 000
pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 10/11/2025It’s Red, White, and Blue day at my school. Here are some closeups of what me and my kids are wearing. And it turns out, we are FAR from the only ones. Even the superintendent is wearing black. (Probably coincidental, but I’m counting it.) 010
pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 06/11/2025It’s all fun and games until you got this guy in your tail. i.redd.it/03b6gx1l2p87... 081
pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Would 100% watch this show though: upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en... ih1.redbubble.net/image.294486... 000
pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 30/09/2025The thing is, I really don’t know if any other Triangle Man. But I’m assuming it’s not actually this guy: 010
pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 25/09/2025A student just tied the all time high score on my game, “Rock, Paper, Survival.” Sorry @green-tea-snake.bsky.social , you no longer stand alone at the top. 110
pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2025The story continues. Are my morals and ethics worth less money? 010
pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2025This just came in. Guess what I’m not doing. (Not that I’d take that ridiculous order anyway.) 110
pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 16/09/2025I always just assumed it was Blibdoolpoolp. preview.redd.it/blibdoolpool... 010
pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Don’t forget about Stephen Miller… i.pinimg.com/474x/e2/7d/f... 000