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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social

@pocketprogrammer.bsky.social
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Hello. I’m a math teacher and amateur video game developer. My “company” (me and my kids) has a YouTube channel. Check it out. youtube.com/@chainmailsupernovae?si…

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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My friend used to be a manager at a company and he posted on Facebook that one of his underlings sent him this picture with the message, “saw this, and thought of you.” To which I replied, “saw this, and thought of you, boss.”
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just found this beauty camping out underneath the garbage can. Sorry to disturb your slumber.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Every truth was written in the sky at the beach last month. I took a picture so you can see every truth he ever told.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I know food is expensive, but that’s about what I spend on my family of four and I don’t put a ton of thought into saving every penny.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Follow up question: why are we the same person?
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Am I British now?
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Note the impact of the blue sector while being honest about it.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If you see this post a princess
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
He read while holding this…
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
So good, a niche rapper from the 2000s should write a song about it.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I’m weird in that, while I’m with you 100% on food messes, I am totally fine with pretty much everything else. This sheet pile has been like this for three days.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
For someone who is atrocious as art, I think this is at least a passable placeholder for my game, right? (Trying to bring back FFVII type maps.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This is how it’s done.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Had the third one in the list and it was damn fine.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Cannot relate. (He lied to himself)
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I may be the most boring person in existence.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This is the best I can do for ya.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I may be bad at art. And I mean really bad. Embarrassingly bad. But you will never find me using AI art in my various projects.
Demon that kinda looks like a t-Rex
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Couldn’t find that one on the Cd shelf next to my computer. But I’ve got chronologically surrounded.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Favorite thing happening in my current “play by post” D and D adventure: The only PC who can understand the language the bad guys are using… he’s mute.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I’m, uh….. really bad at art. But I would rather put this on my cover than use generative AI.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
A student emailed me upset about her final, and Google had some pretty great quick response options.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Scared of needles? external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%...
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
If he’s a god, he’s definitely this one: external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%...
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I don’t know. This guy played a terrorist in MI: Fallout media.gettyimages.com/id/184807249...
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
See the is above you:
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Fine hams abound!
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
The Zamboni was patented in 1953. Yes I am fun at parties. (I also only learned this fact last week.)
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Wow, even Fox Sports has trouble with the truth.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Much better than my own personal picture from Almost four years ago.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
This is what I actually put in coffee because I am a fat American Travesty.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Anyone else drive for Uber Eats and found their experience much much MUCH worse over the last two weeks? I’m inundated with bad requests. My acceptance rate went from 35% to 1%. And I mean BAD requests:
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Same guy: m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5...
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
It might be because you stand for rationality and science and well…
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Of course Trump hates Piggy. Because he’s an idiot.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
That baby isn’t so cute anymore: imageproxy.ifunny.co/crop:square,...
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
It’s Red, White, and Blue day at my school. Here are some closeups of what me and my kids are wearing. And it turns out, we are FAR from the only ones. Even the superintendent is wearing black. (Probably coincidental, but I’m counting it.)
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
It’s all fun and games until you got this guy in your tail. i.redd.it/03b6gx1l2p87...
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Would 100% watch this show though: upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en... ih1.redbubble.net/image.294486...
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
The thing is, I really don’t know if any other Triangle Man. But I’m assuming it’s not actually this guy:
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
A student just tied the all time high score on my game, “Rock, Paper, Survival.” Sorry @green-tea-snake.bsky.social , you no longer stand alone at the top.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
The story continues. Are my morals and ethics worth less money?
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
This just came in. Guess what I’m not doing. (Not that I’d take that ridiculous order anyway.)
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
So many rocks.
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I always just assumed it was Blibdoolpoolp. preview.redd.it/blibdoolpool...
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pocketprogrammer.bsky.social @pocketprogrammer.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Don’t forget about Stephen Miller… i.pinimg.com/474x/e2/7d/f...
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