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John @pnw-blue-squatch.bsky.social · 6h
Can you hear us honking from Portland, OR?
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John @pnw-blue-squatch.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
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Ice Cube: Bye Felicia
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John @pnw-blue-squatch.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Cue the “In the arms of the angels…” song. 😂
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Ice Cube: Bye Felicia
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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John @pnw-blue-squatch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hey @tinakotek.bsky.social where are you with any of this?
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John @pnw-blue-squatch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Solidarity is usually the right answer. Just ignore him altogether, but the majors are too afraid of FCC lawsuits or regulation, so they simp off and grovel.
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John @pnw-blue-squatch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
And which beliefs do you think he holds that are blasphemous? If you can’t name them, and show how they go against the teachings of Christ with full scriptural support, then sit tf down.
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John @pnw-blue-squatch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I love my cousins! Way to go, my fellow countrymen! 🇮🇪 strong!
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John @pnw-blue-squatch.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
@tinakotek.bsky.social Are you paying attention? Every microprocessor that comes off an Oregon fab floor should be required to bear a similar label.
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John @pnw-blue-squatch.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Oregon thanks you for your discernment! Love, Your neighbors to the south
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John @pnw-blue-squatch.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I understand it is a very good source of protein. 🤔
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John @pnw-blue-squatch.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I guess Moskowitz’s constituents are going to have to learn that lesson the hard way. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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John @pnw-blue-squatch.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
You have to wonder if the commanders and senior leadership are also eating that slop. If they aren’t, why not? If they are, why haven’t they just turned that ship around and docked it somewhere for help. Feels like it’s time for a large-scale mutiny.
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John @pnw-blue-squatch.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Let’s call this what it is—a live human experiment. I know they are gathering data on the limits of human tolerance.
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John @pnw-blue-squatch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Translation: the corporate PAC checks to her campaign haven’t cleared yet, and she’s signaling that she’s for sale. How you can be undecided after he has blatantly broken the law is ludicrous. Expect disappointment here.
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John @pnw-blue-squatch.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Quicker to douse with an accelerant and light the whole grounds on fire. The former sacred site is now fully defiled. Its glory now only lives in memories and textbooks. Time to raze and rebuild anew.
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John @pnw-blue-squatch.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
What we really need in these moments when generation-impacting decisions are being made is a strongly-worded letter. Am I right @govandybeshear.bsky.social? I’m sure McConnell’s sense of decency and civility will compel him to respond immediately.
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John @pnw-blue-squatch.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Finally! Thank you for calling for this. Not “affordable healthcare.” Not “greater access to healthcare.” Not “a strong public option.” Let us not go broke due to an untimely diagnosis.
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John @pnw-blue-squatch.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I’m sorry. Did I miss the part about Medicare for all or student loan forgiveness or prosecuting and impeaching every member of the Administration for their crimes?
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John @pnw-blue-squatch.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
They. Shook. His. Hand. Trash journalism that lagged @aaronparnas.bsky.social and @meidastouch.com and others. No respectable journalist would exchange pleasantries with a pedophile.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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John @pnw-blue-squatch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The absurd things bored white people muse about…
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John @pnw-blue-squatch.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
They should shut down the entire Blue Angels unit. For precision flyers to put the people who sign their paychecks at risk, the only honorable thing would be to remand them to flying cargo planes full of rubber dog 💩 outta Hong Kong.
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John @pnw-blue-squatch.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
You mean the secret service is learning for the first time that they are merely grist for the oligarch machine? I’m sure it’ll do wonders for morale. What could go wrong?
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Moira Rose: I Can't Say I Didn't See This Coming
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John @pnw-blue-squatch.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
If only there was a way to correct things.
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Bellamy Blake: If Only It Were That Easy! (The100)
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John @pnw-blue-squatch.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Well, what are you going to do about it, SS? One day you’ll realize you’re just meat for the billionaire machine too.
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John @pnw-blue-squatch.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
California native transplanted to Oregon here. Thank you, Governor Newsom! Oregon stands ready to help our California neighbors too. We gotta stick together since we’re practically on our own out here in the West.
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John @pnw-blue-squatch.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Jeff, with all due respect, stop passing on the news to us. We don’t need you outrage farming, we need you to be doing something to change things. Go check on Mitch, lobby to remove Schumer, join impeachment calls, SOMETHING. Strongly worded posts isn’t cutting it.
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John @pnw-blue-squatch.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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John @pnw-blue-squatch.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Wait. Don’t tell me. Despite being able to have 17-minute phone conversations with nobodies like Scott Jennings, Mitch couldn’t be reached for comment on Ladybug Graham?
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John @pnw-blue-squatch.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Don’t worry. I hear the lake of fire is a dry heat, Ladybug Lindsey.
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John @pnw-blue-squatch.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Disappointed in Merkley’s condolences message on Bluesky.
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John @pnw-blue-squatch.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Maybe you can take that same energy and get on over to GW hospital to check on your “good friend from the other side of the aisle” from the great state of Kentucky and tell us what you find. These vile people deserve no respect for the atrocities they’ve visited upon us.
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John @pnw-blue-squatch.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
We could have done so much better at 250 years. Guess our rich, land-owning overlords got what they wanted.
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John @pnw-blue-squatch.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Pretty sure Democrats don’t want to win if it means giving the public what it demands.
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John @pnw-blue-squatch.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
That’s one hell of an advanced directive. As the Executors of the estate, I think we would like to pursue other options, however. Perhaps a giant, signed, thank you card?
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John @pnw-blue-squatch.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Even in their image Supreme was $5.29, so offsetting the profit loss of regular with the high-performance engine driving public. Nice.
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John @pnw-blue-squatch.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
@jeff-merkley.bsky.social @merkley.senate.gov The gerontocracy is killing us. I’m gonna need you to draft legislation (call it the McConnell act) to ensure no other Americans are betrayed by an MIA Senator. Add all the legalese it needs, but get it done. He’s making a mockery of the Senate.
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John @pnw-blue-squatch.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Keep platforming this disgusting liar @cnn.com and you’ll soon be going the way of CBS News. Americans are sick of being lied to by smug, condescending, disingenuous rich people. You’re only helping to preserve the status quo and we see you for your part now.
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John @pnw-blue-squatch.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Genuinely curious to know if everyone who said they’d spoken with him would say the same thing in a sworn deposition. 🤔
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John @pnw-blue-squatch.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
After what Major Jason Watson did this week, these “forced resignings” where these career officers get to keep their pensions and benefits is starting to look a lot less noble. Now he gets to quietly disappear into the fabric of society where he has zero influence and took zero risks.
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John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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John @pnw-blue-squatch.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Now is probably a good time to remember that TLP was started by disgruntled Republicans—they hate Trump, but are still conservative. It only makes sense that they find common ground with a Southern, conservative, Democrat like Carville.
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John @pnw-blue-squatch.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Gee, didn’t see that coming. 🤦🏼‍♂️
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John @pnw-blue-squatch.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Why do they persistently correct for him? Just let the old loaded diaper wander where he pleases.
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John @pnw-blue-squatch.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Please tell me you’re not still falling for any reports of “an agreement.” How many times have we seen this rug pull? It ends when Israel says it ends because their compromised, demented puppet sits in the Oval Office. Please move to impeach. Honestly, we need to see some efforts.
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John @pnw-blue-squatch.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Mark, did your account get hacked? Endorsing a billionaire, no matter how ethical they claim to be, in the year of our Lord, 2026, is wild work. I’m not a California resident, but am a Bay Area native and I’m pretty sure we are moving to a post-billionaire world.
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John @pnw-blue-squatch.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
As if anyone is going to even carry a stupid $250 bill. Good luck even trying pass that at a retail establishment. But, I can’t think of a better invitation to deface U.S. currency.
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John @pnw-blue-squatch.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Every flight he takes could be the last and are always accompanied by a massive medical protocol. He’s not going to risk a widow-maker on Jr’s 3rd or 4th wedding.
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John @pnw-blue-squatch.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
So, this is the standby to buy the dip order for institutional investors. It will be followed by a similar word salad where the subtext will be the opposite.
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