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Dylan Katz

@plz.bsky.social
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He/him Pro computer fighter aka @Plazmaz running in my walled garden while my script runs in yours dylankatz.com Rave reviews: "shame of infosec" "insufferable cyclist"

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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lol if agents end up resulting in really nice isolation, permissions, and access control on desktop oses that would kinda be sick ngl
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Also "I promise babe I'm real I just need some money to come visit you". You could probably deepfake a whole ass relationship
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm really worried about the retirement accounts of everyone over the age of 65.
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gotta prove you're human by doing something no AI model would agree to.
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's so weird that you used to have to pay for domain privacy and trusted ssl certs. I remember it but it feels like they've both always been free...
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
if ai is so good then how come it can't find my missing sock
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Damn NOBODY else made the same connections guesses as me. I guess messing up green twice then getting yellow then messing up green again usually means failure, not getting the purple 🤷‍♂️ 🟩🟦🟩🟩 🟩🟦🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟩🟪🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's crazy that he was only like 30 years off. Had he died of old age he probably would've been able to watch it himself.
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
By selling arms to coyotes they destabilize and distract both parties from the true enemy: a monopolistic mega corporation that rules over the desert. It's basically mad max
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"time is cyclical" is just "history repeats itself" repeating itself
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love how agent tools are literally just vibecoded rpc and python functions are the new bash CGI scripts
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
putting a student driver sticker on your Tesla is redundant, I already know you don't know how to drive
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Everyone thinks they're not going to clown college, but it'll get ya eventually. youtu.be/3oTR5o9nUzI?...
youtu.be
The Simpsons - Clown college advertisement
YouTube video by letsbepandas
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Like legit a lot of bad actors are considerate enough to not attack healthcare systems... The fact they're so confident they'll face no accountability that they apologized publicly instead of lawyering up and denying accountability is almost insulting.
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Openai today:
static.klipy.com
South Park: We're Sorry Tony Hayward
ALT: South Park: We're Sorry Tony Hayward
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One must imagine Wile E Coyote happy
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you staying in touch with squee and PJ these days?
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Damn you worked at the Whitehouse? Sick
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tortoises too obviously if you get one of the 100+yr ones but they're not parrot smart and you can take them for walks at least
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Maybe we shouldn't be having them as pets. I feel like they're also known for being mean but I'd be mean too if I had to spend 80 YEARS in bird jail from birth
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you bought a parrot it'd probably outlive you and that's been giving me waves of existential crisis for the last few weeks.
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
just make ur agents write it 🤪🫪
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The amount of resources that go into making sure impressions are humans is why I KNOW we could prevent social media bots if we wanted to...
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I just had a horrific thought. What if you had a training step for these things that was like the human driven "don't say racist things" step but instead was based on text ad click through rate. Adversarial marketing ml
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's really annoying how every tool, product, or vulnerability publication now has a huge ai slop webpage that doesn't tell me anything about what the thing is. The amount of writing that's just absolutely unreadable fluff is crazyyy
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's crazy how effective incompetent people are at being evil. Like imagine if the flock people were also competent... I don't even want to think about how much more damage they could do.
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🎶 dancing the night awayyy AAAWEEAAA🎶
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm choosing to buy a fork from the yeehaw family wedding registry instead of the guns, knowing that financial aid frees up other capital that can be used to purchase weapons, but permits me to avoid providing explicit support. I need to read less news tbh
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My personal conspiracy theory is people asking for recommendations on restaurants or music on dating apps are just data mining for listicles
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
bring back skymall
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Eric Mill @konklone.com · 21/08/2026
We're hiring a new product security lead for Wikipedia! It's a new lead PM role that would steer our security engineering team and how we go about this work here at the Wikimedia Foundation. AND: it's fully remote, and open in a good number of countries. job-boards.greenhouse.io/wikimedia/jo...
We are hiring a Lead Product Manager to bring their experience dealing with modern threats to bear on Wikipedia’s security strategy in the AI era, and to drive a strong security culture throughout the Wikimedia Foundation and movement.

Though this is a senior role, prior experience in a product manager role is not required. This position is intended to bring strong technical and security experience, including some familiarity with AI in a security context, into a role focused on product and platform strategy. 

This position could be a good fit for a candidate with both strong technical skills and strong communication skills, who is interested in transitioning from engineering work to a strategic role.

This role is an opportunity to be at the center of a pivotal time for Wikipedia, as AI is not only changing security, but also how people access knowledge online. Responding to these changes requires us to plan ambitiously and act decisively, while working closely with the communities whom the project serves.
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nature may have a preferred tempo www.scientificamerican.com/article/natu... 🧪🌎
scientificamerican.com
Nature may have a preferred tempo
From flashing fireflies to human music, many biological rhythms appear to converge on the same rhythmic range
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
MCP stands for Minecraft Coder Pack.
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I wonder what JFK would think if he knew the entire concept of knolls is so closely associated with him, it's almost never mentioned in any other context.
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Really all I can ask for in a partner
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I love that band
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Oh fuck oh no my Domino's Pizza rewards account would be entering middle school rn if it was a child.
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Cool where's the button that does that 🫠 (I really really really don't wanna replace hardware because of some bullshit like this. Might just ditch voice commands entirely)
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Oh cool my nice deterministic voice commands are gonna be replaced with a dystopian garbage machine. I love that ty Google
An email from Google saying assistant will be discontinued and I'll need to use Gemini
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Main series outpost far from home, communal living, popping around the universe with little ships, politicking with aliens, impending doom from aliens from a distant galaxy, etc.
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I can't help but notice Stargate Atlantis has a lot of similarities to ds9. That's how I know I'm still a big nerd, despite my current sports phase.
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
It's kinda insane how portable toilets are such a pivotal part of most large gatherings. From festivals to marathons to political rallies, they're like the bedrock of the events industry. Gross.
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
When my dog gets scared she'll come into whatever room I'm in and start shaking/panting, but she'll sit right between me and the door, standing guard. She's so scared but so brave. Those fireworks don't stand a chance.
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
It's really weird how chat bots overuse specific slang terms. IDK why they chose the ones they did. Off the top of my head I'm completely sick of hearing - vibe - smoking gun - xyz-coded there are definitely others I'm forgetting.
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The AMBER alert program is incredibly important but every time my phone makes the EAS noise I believe I am in immediate danger/missiles incoming/tsunami approaching and have a panic attack for a sec. I really wish I could change the sound. I know it's important and I want to keep seeing them but omg
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Anything but safer course design. Thank God jonas had handlebars above the minimum width.
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I have docs sitting in my notepad history with just random garbage in them. I'm too scared to delete them because I've forgotten why I put them there. So I guess they'll be around until I either remember or my session gets corrupted 🤷‍♂️
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Prompt injection is actually just two things. Either: 1. Make the llm forget it's not allowed to do something Or 2. Make the llm think it's doing something it's allowed to. There's no injection and it's not really a security flaw. It's how these algorithms are designed to work...
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Idk they look more like cumulus to me
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
That's roughly 15 years. I wonder if I'll ever forget it
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