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Dylan Katz

@plz.bsky.social
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He/him Pro computer fighter aka @Plazmaz running in my walled garden while my script runs in yours dylankatz.com Rave reviews: "shame of infosec" "insufferable cyclist"

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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"time is cyclical" is just "history repeats itself" repeating itself
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love how agent tools are literally just vibecoded rpc and python functions are the new bash CGI scripts
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
putting a student driver sticker on your Tesla is redundant, I already know you don't know how to drive
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Openai today:
static.klipy.com
South Park: We're Sorry Tony Hayward
ALT: South Park: We're Sorry Tony Hayward
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you bought a parrot it'd probably outlive you and that's been giving me waves of existential crisis for the last few weeks.
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's really annoying how every tool, product, or vulnerability publication now has a huge ai slop webpage that doesn't tell me anything about what the thing is. The amount of writing that's just absolutely unreadable fluff is crazyyy
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's crazy how effective incompetent people are at being evil. Like imagine if the flock people were also competent... I don't even want to think about how much more damage they could do.
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🎶 dancing the night awayyy AAAWEEAAA🎶
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm choosing to buy a fork from the yeehaw family wedding registry instead of the guns, knowing that financial aid frees up other capital that can be used to purchase weapons, but permits me to avoid providing explicit support. I need to read less news tbh
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My personal conspiracy theory is people asking for recommendations on restaurants or music on dating apps are just data mining for listicles
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
bring back skymall
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Eric Mill @konklone.com · 21/08/2026
We're hiring a new product security lead for Wikipedia! It's a new lead PM role that would steer our security engineering team and how we go about this work here at the Wikimedia Foundation. AND: it's fully remote, and open in a good number of countries. job-boards.greenhouse.io/wikimedia/jo...
We are hiring a Lead Product Manager to bring their experience dealing with modern threats to bear on Wikipedia’s security strategy in the AI era, and to drive a strong security culture throughout the Wikimedia Foundation and movement.

Though this is a senior role, prior experience in a product manager role is not required. This position is intended to bring strong technical and security experience, including some familiarity with AI in a security context, into a role focused on product and platform strategy. 

This position could be a good fit for a candidate with both strong technical skills and strong communication skills, who is interested in transitioning from engineering work to a strategic role.

This role is an opportunity to be at the center of a pivotal time for Wikipedia, as AI is not only changing security, but also how people access knowledge online. Responding to these changes requires us to plan ambitiously and act decisively, while working closely with the communities whom the project serves.
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nature may have a preferred tempo www.scientificamerican.com/article/natu... 🧪🌎
scientificamerican.com
Nature may have a preferred tempo
From flashing fireflies to human music, many biological rhythms appear to converge on the same rhythmic range
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
MCP stands for Minecraft Coder Pack.
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I wonder what JFK would think if he knew the entire concept of knolls is so closely associated with him, it's almost never mentioned in any other context.
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Oh fuck oh no my Domino's Pizza rewards account would be entering middle school rn if it was a child.
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Oh cool my nice deterministic voice commands are gonna be replaced with a dystopian garbage machine. I love that ty Google
An email from Google saying assistant will be discontinued and I'll need to use Gemini
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I can't help but notice Stargate Atlantis has a lot of similarities to ds9. That's how I know I'm still a big nerd, despite my current sports phase.
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
It's kinda insane how portable toilets are such a pivotal part of most large gatherings. From festivals to marathons to political rallies, they're like the bedrock of the events industry. Gross.
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
When my dog gets scared she'll come into whatever room I'm in and start shaking/panting, but she'll sit right between me and the door, standing guard. She's so scared but so brave. Those fireworks don't stand a chance.
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
It's really weird how chat bots overuse specific slang terms. IDK why they chose the ones they did. Off the top of my head I'm completely sick of hearing - vibe - smoking gun - xyz-coded there are definitely others I'm forgetting.
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The AMBER alert program is incredibly important but every time my phone makes the EAS noise I believe I am in immediate danger/missiles incoming/tsunami approaching and have a panic attack for a sec. I really wish I could change the sound. I know it's important and I want to keep seeing them but omg
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I have docs sitting in my notepad history with just random garbage in them. I'm too scared to delete them because I've forgotten why I put them there. So I guess they'll be around until I either remember or my session gets corrupted 🤷‍♂️
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Prompt injection is actually just two things. Either: 1. Make the llm forget it's not allowed to do something Or 2. Make the llm think it's doing something it's allowed to. There's no injection and it's not really a security flaw. It's how these algorithms are designed to work...
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I still have my childhood static IP address memorized... Thanks Minecraft 🤷‍♂️
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Me when conservatives start shit talking us
A sign saying "don't dump on Seattle. $1500 fine"
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Watching AI slop bros go up against maintainers who are sticklers about style is watching an unstoppable force against an immovable object. Wild and slightly terrifying.
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
static.klipy.com
Ladies And Gentleman, We Got Him Press Conference
ALT: Ladies And Gentleman, We Got Him Press Conference
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Oh totally understandable, but I think you misheard, it's actually "haunt-a-virus", which is a virus that only impacts ghosts
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
*taps sign*
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Man I'm bored
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Why is Kermit the frog voice so much harder than miss piggy voice? I can do a spot on miss piggy but my Kermit is crap. I don't know why I care nobody else will ever hear it but I do damnit!
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Tiny towns without cell service remind me of uncontacted tribes. We get to see how people lived in the past
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Gosh I hope nobody reads this page
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Using ant traps that poison the whole colony feels like a war crime
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
This is such an interesting read. Makes me think: A lot of our search for alien intelligence relies on looking for structure, but there are SO many assumptions. Like what if most of the universe communicates with pheromones or dancing? Would it be possible to communicate without structure?
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
It IS truly wild and almost unbelievable how easy it is to get things from thousands of miles away or go thousands of miles.
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
In this talk I'll explain why kernel developers aren't allowed to cache things anymore...
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I want unbreakable zippers the size of my thumb on everything. I'm sick of messing with lesser zippers. Give me BIG BOYS
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
This is sad, a little funny, and very interesting www.cam.ac.uk/stories/monk...
cam.ac.uk
Monkeys learn to self-medicate with soil to help them digest junk food
Gibraltar’s famous macaques have started eating soil, a behaviour linked to their access to tourist snacks, according to a new study.
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Is church just giant book club? Is book club just tiny church? Everyone reads the same book then gets together to drink wine and occasionally chat/argue about the book but it's mostly about the wine and community
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Okay but like wouldn't ANY static analysis tool find this bug? Like you should be able to do this without paying for Claude, it's textbook command injection. If OSS security tools wouldn't immediately identify this vulnerability I would argue that's a huge failure for SAST and not a huge win for AI.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 15/04/2026
Countdown Standard xkcd.com/3232/
Comic. One... two... THREE! [text in red] X Deprecated [line break] One... two... three... GO! [text in red] Deprecated [red curly bracket around top two lines] Too easy to mix up [line break] Three... two... one... GO! [text in green] [check mark] ISO Standard [caption] If I were in charge of ISO, the first thing I’d do would be to standardize the way people count out loud before doing something in sync.
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Just saw a robin snag a nice worm at 9:45am. Not that early.
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Where's that enthusiasm when *I* wring out a washcloth? I want a round of applause!!
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
wait now WE'RE blocking the strait? I thought we wanted the strait open? Did we just do that because it worked when they did it?
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Dance in the forests, burn down the ballrooms.
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I never knew how bad the cameras on our navy helicopters are. That explains a LOTT
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Jokes on you I'm in like 200 chats with a billion people so all my signal notifications are muted and I never open the app www.404media.co/fbi-extracts...
404media.co
FBI Extracts Suspect’s Deleted Signal Messages Saved in iPhone Notification Database
The case was the first time authorities charged people for alleged “Antifa” activities after President Trump designated the umbrella term a terrorist organization.
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Dylan Katz @plz.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I know there are a lot of crow enthusiasts here but I saw two crows pecking a little mouse and I chased them off #mammalsolidarity. Sorry crows: birds suck, mammals rule. Go cry about it to your eggs and seeds losers
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