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Patrick Lyons @plyons.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
wrote about brian wilson, sly stone, my cat, and death inbox-infinity.ghost.io/pet-sounds/
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Pet Sounds
Sly Stone and Brian Wilson died within 72 hours of each other this week, both aged 82. They weren't young, nor were they acquaintances of mine. It still sucks. Both revolutionized popular music as we ...
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Patrick Lyons @plyons.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
wrote about demon days at 20, as well as a bunch of other sci-fi-inspired music that hinted at a dark undercurrent beneath the rest of the 2000s’ flashy excess inbox-infinity.ghost.io/demon-days-t...
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Demon Days & The Dystopian Undercurrent of the 2000s
Romanticizing the early 2000s is an easy trap to fall into. Now that modern pop culture is essentially a nostalgia factory, every pre-COVID (or even pre-Trump) era is eligible for glorification, but t...
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Patrick Lyons @plyons.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
wrote about demon days at 20, as well as a bunch of other sci-fi-inspired music that hinted at a dark undercurrent beneath the rest of the 2000s’ flashy excess inbox-infinity.ghost.io/demon-days-t...
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Demon Days & The Dystopian Undercurrent of the 2000s
Romanticizing the early 2000s is an easy trap to fall into. Now that modern pop culture is essentially a nostalgia factory, every pre-COVID (or even pre-Trump) era is eligible for glorification, but t...
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Patrick Lyons @plyons.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
excerpt + bomb-ass illustration
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Patrick Lyons @plyons.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
i’m in this awesome zine alongside many talented others. my essay is about making a sandwich while listening to caribou drugmusic.myshopify.com/products/dru...
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Drug Music, Spring 2025
Happy Holidays! Drug Music Volume 2 is here for all of your quandaries into the cosmos. Featuring:  Jeff Weiss on his fateful acid-fueled run-in with the first chef of the Grateful Dead Jimmy Iakovos ...
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Patrick Lyons @plyons.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
reviewed last month's debut album by parannoul side project huremic pitchfork.com/reviews/albu...
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Huremic: Seeking Darkness
Read Patrick Lyons’ review of the album.
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Patrick Lyons @plyons.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
reviewed last month's debut album by parannoul side project huremic pitchfork.com/reviews/albu...
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Huremic: Seeking Darkness
Read Patrick Lyons’ review of the album.
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Patrick Lyons @plyons.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
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Patrick Lyons @plyons.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
✍️✍️✍️
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
if they're comparing an artist in any way to Pat Metheny, I'm listening
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Patrick Lyons @plyons.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
opening melody of this track reminded me so much of “bright size life” meisemones.bandcamp.com/track/wakare...
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Wakare No Kotoba, by Mei Semones
track by Mei Semones
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Patrick Lyons @plyons.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
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Patrick Lyons @plyons.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
📉📉📉📉 inbox-infinity.ghost.io/rec/
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On "Recession Indicator" Music
Yesterday at 12:25 PM, the third pillar fell. Skrillex took all of the goodwill he's gotten from making borderline-tasteful music for the past decade and threw it in the trash. Wait no, sorry, I mean...
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Patrick Lyons @plyons.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
✍️✍️✍️
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Patrick Lyons @plyons.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
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Patrick Lyons @plyons.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
alt title: F*CK U PATRICK YOU THINK UR SUSAN SONTAG BUT UR NOT!! <3
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Patrick Lyons @plyons.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
that’s dedication
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Patrick Lyons @plyons.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
📉📉📉📉 inbox-infinity.ghost.io/rec/
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On "Recession Indicator" Music
Yesterday at 12:25 PM, the third pillar fell. Skrillex took all of the goodwill he's gotten from making borderline-tasteful music for the past decade and threw it in the trash. Wait no, sorry, I mean...
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Patrick Lyons @plyons.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
got temporarily locked out of my account last week so i couldn't post this til now, but i reviewed the new deafheaven and destroyer albums. featuring asides about pop stans doxxing reviewers and farrah abraham's "my teenage dream ended" inbox-infinity.ghost.io/my-two-favor...
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My Two Favorite Bands Released Albums Today
THIS IS MY BARBENHEIMER. On one side, a louche Dan Bejar stumbling underneath chandeliers. On the other, a wraithlike George Clarke shrieking in the eye of a hurricane. Ask me to name my favorite ban...
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Patrick Lyons @plyons.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
reviewed the new j brekkie inbox-infinity.ghost.io/melancholy-a...
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Melancholy and the Infinite Breakfast
A review of the new Japanese Breakfast album, 'For Melancholy Brunettes (& sad women)' Last week, I was listening to the Mazzy Star episode of Bandsplain, an incredibly informative and entertaining p...
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Patrick Lyons @plyons.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
reviewed the new j brekkie inbox-infinity.ghost.io/melancholy-a...
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Melancholy and the Infinite Breakfast
A review of the new Japanese Breakfast album, 'For Melancholy Brunettes (& sad women)' Last week, I was listening to the Mazzy Star episode of Bandsplain, an incredibly informative and entertaining p...
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Patrick Lyons @plyons.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
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Seattle's Most Historically Significant Music Studio Enters A New Era
Though I grew up 90 minutes north, and more recently spent eight years three hours south in Portland, I've never lived in Seattle. I have, however, spent a ton of time there on childhood trips and adu...
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Patrick Lyons @plyons.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
very excited to see the hall of justice recording studio getting some love in the seattle times today. also love that @calculizer.bsky.social continues the anti-gelato shop agenda he expressed to me last fall www.seattletimes.com/entertainmen...
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Patrick Lyons @plyons.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
i know this pink siifu album is over a month old but i operate on my own timeline so here’s a review that’s actually more of an op-ed on long rap albums and eclecticism inbox-infinity.ghost.io/the-future-i...
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The Future is Pink Siifu
Shout out to long, time-commitment art. Not all of it, obviously—devoting multiple hours of your life to hollow bloat sucks—but there's nothing quite like luxuriating in the sprawl of a rich, excessiv...
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Patrick Lyons @plyons.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
i know this pink siifu album is over a month old but i operate on my own timeline so here’s a review that’s actually more of an op-ed on long rap albums and eclecticism inbox-infinity.ghost.io/the-future-i...
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The Future is Pink Siifu
Shout out to long, time-commitment art. Not all of it, obviously—devoting multiple hours of your life to hollow bloat sucks—but there's nothing quite like luxuriating in the sprawl of a rich, excessiv...
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Patrick Lyons @plyons.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
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Patrick Lyons @plyons.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0sv...
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Led Zeppelin: Ten Years Gone 8/4/1979 HD
YouTube video by Dario Romero’s Remastered Concerts
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Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
took less than half a day for this new AI op-ed generator to both-sides the KKK
screencap:

"DIFFERENT VIEWS ON THE TOPIC:
"local historical accounts occasionnaly frame the 1920s Klan as a product of 'white Protestant culture" responding to societal changes rather than a hate-driven movement, minimizing its ideological threat"
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Patrick Lyons @plyons.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
fav movies of 2024, ranked
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Patrick Lyons @plyons.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
one of the best pure pop songs 2010-present www.youtube.com/watch?v=5c1i...
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Along the PCH on Oscar Night
YouTube video by Nicholas Krgovich - Topic
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Patrick Lyons @plyons.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
posting this on main feels desperate but i legit don't know if any outlets still have the budget for this kind of thing so...
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Patrick Lyons @plyons.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
🔮i have a very cool idea of how to cover this if any editor or publication wants to pay for my plane ticket🔮
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Patrick Lyons @plyons.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
the best parts of this album take the worst parts of art angels and move the dial from "bad taste" to "good taste"
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Patrick Lyons @plyons.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
favorite drum programming i've heard in a while www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tgw9...
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Oklou - blade bird
YouTube video by Oklou
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Patrick Lyons @plyons.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
(and the horses too)
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Patrick Lyons @plyons.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
i suspect that the amount of ketamine consumed by the crowd at this molchat doma show could kill an entire mongolian horde
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Patrick Lyons @plyons.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
wrote about an unholy monstrosity that i love dearly inbox-infinity.ghost.io/the-all-time...
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The All-Timers #9 - Fall Out Boy's "Thnks fr th Mmrs"
"Playing with house money" means gambling with chips you've already won. I had to Google that, though I use the expression all the time. I've only been to a casino once—in high school, some friends an...
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Patrick Lyons @plyons.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
seeing bloc party play silent alarm without matt tong feels so wrong to me idk
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Patrick Lyons @plyons.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
for a newsletter later this week: what’s your favorite example of an artist/band “playing with house money”? that is, cashing in on the goodwill/profit from a commercial smash to go wildly off the rails on a follow-up
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Defector @defector.com · 11/02/2025
"The unified message I took away from the ads was that the time of new ideas is receding, and society along with it. The theme was the soft acceptance of a comfortable death." defector.com/for-sale-the...
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For Sale: The End, And The Means To Wait For It | Defector
In one Super Bowl commercial, an octogenarian actor waxes lacrimal about freedom, a privilege bought for you with the blood of troops 80 years ago, a privilege whose outer bound and cleanest expressio...
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Craig Jenkins @craigsj.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
i wrote about kendrick's super bowl halftime show and the gestures it did make and was never going to make, and what we use the super bowl halftime show for even www.vulture.com/article/kend...
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Kendrick Lamar Is Not Your Savior
His halftime set did little more than underline his beef with Drake.
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Patrick Lyons @plyons.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
like if this is how dude digests sports news i shudder to think how skewed his perspective is on politics
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Patrick Lyons @plyons.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
50-60 y.o. guy who lives in my building just told me that he just heard/read about a new steph curry "soundbite" in which he says he will not play with draymond and butler and calls them "crybabies" media illiteracy is an epidemic
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Jacqueline Codiga (DJ horse jeans) @horsejeans.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Bigmouth Strikes Again: I decided to write something more explicitly “About” Twin Peaks. Before i knew it, the Perverts essay had a sister. Buckle up cause it’s another long one: “We’re In A Dark Woods Now”, or “What we talk about when we talk about Vibes” 🌲 horse-jeans.ghost.io/were-in-a-da...
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We’re In A Dark Woods Now
OR… What we talk about when we talk about “vibes” Remember when I said I would keep the long personal essays to a minimum? I lied – just for fun. Because the last thing I wrote was never intended...
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Patrick Lyons @plyons.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
i’ve always said the surest sign of a great artist is a complete lack of consensus in album rankings
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Patrick Lyons @plyons.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
joni mitchell nina simone bjork sade erykah badu
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Patrick Lyons @plyons.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
personally: slanted zowee BTC crooked terror (but terror's at worst an 8/10, so it's split hairs all the way down)
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Patrick Lyons @plyons.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
it’s a crowded field, but this is the worst pun-based restaurant/food cart name in portland
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Patrick Lyons @plyons.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
outside of my profile pic, no
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Patrick Lyons @plyons.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
taking credit for this bc i blasted lil b’s “fuck kd” just before tipoff
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