Christian Parroco @pluroco.bsky.social · 11/07/2025Am I allowed to take the day off bc Im hungover from work related activities? (I had to throw up before pressing send on this bad boy)(I’m on the floor) 000
Christian Parroco @pluroco.bsky.social · 11/07/2025Just heard a dude on a date ask shawty what her name was again so he is for sure not getting laid tonight 000
Christian Parroco @pluroco.bsky.social · 11/07/2025I really drank a bottle of Tito’s to myself and polished off someone else’s tequila bottle before I hit .08 smh 000
Christian Parroco @pluroco.bsky.social · 11/07/2025Not me drunk ordering the whole farm at Dave’s hot chicken 000
Christian Parroco @pluroco.bsky.social · 11/07/2025Drinking at work for science and I appear to be the only one having trouble getting drunk 100
Christian Parroco @pluroco.bsky.social · 27/06/2025Nobody wants to say it so I’ll be the bad guy here: if you are under the age of 70 and still falling for phishing scams in 2025, you deserve it and I don’t feel bad for you. You’ve had a quarter of a century+ to learn all the signs of phishing so it’s just modern day Darwinism at this point. 000
Christian Parroco @pluroco.bsky.social · 26/06/2025The best part of Rematch is I don’t have to worry about being offsides every 5 seconds and all tackles are legal lmao 000
Christian Parroco @pluroco.bsky.social · 25/06/2025This is a forpoon, not a spork. I will not be taking any follow up questions. 000
Christian Parroco @pluroco.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Not me falling asleep with my phone unlocked and accidentally Instagram dm’ing a coworker a voice memo of me snoring at 4 in the morning 000
Christian Parroco @pluroco.bsky.social · 21/06/2025My uber is going 55 in a 60 in the left lane smh 010
Christian Parroco @pluroco.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Throat and nose are a little spicy and I definitely fucked my ankle and my body is going to hurt all over tomorrow but covering tonight’s protest was worth it. That being said, I might be getting too old for this (and too out of shape) 010
Christian Parroco @pluroco.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Kshama Sawant’s campaign stump speech interrupted by chants of “illegals can’t vote” 010
Reposted by Christian ParrocoThe New York Times @nytimes.com · 11/06/2025Two announcers from South Korea’s SPOTV, Myung-jung Kim and Se-woon Park, are known for big reactions. They have become social media stars in the U.S. for their reactions during the NBA finals.trib.alWant More Excitement From the N.B.A.? Try the Korean Broadcast.A pair of over-the-top announcers have become social media stars in the United States for their reactions during the N.B.A. finals. 1494
Christian Parroco @pluroco.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Idk if this is considered an anime hot take or not but Vigilantes is much better than MHA 020
Christian Parroco @pluroco.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Smoking weed and playing video games here! twitch.tv/plurocotwitch.tvpluroco - TwitchNew Room New Game Same Redeemable Smoke-a-Bowls 000
Reposted by Christian ParrocoThe Stranger @thestranger.com · 25/05/2025Five years after the murder of George Floyd, @pluroco.bsky.social is still carrying the trauma from documenting Seattle’s protests — and still asking: what’s really changed? These photos aren’t nostalgia. They’re a reminder the fight’s still here, and it still needs you.thestranger.comGeorge Floyd Was Murdered Five Years Ago TodayFive years ago today, Derek Chauvin arrested George Floyd Jr. in Minneapolis for using a counterfeit $20 bill. Chauvin pinned Floyd to the ground, knelt on his neck for nine minutes and 29 seconds, an... 25622
Christian Parroco @pluroco.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Are my plans for the day to get high and ride the train to Lynnwood for some Olive Garden? Yes, yes they are. 020
Reposted by Christian ParrocoThe Stranger @thestranger.com · 17/05/2025Capitol Hill says it’s in crisis—just don’t put a crisis center there. Molly Moon and local business owners packed a meeting to oppose King County’s plan for a 24/7 mental health facility in the old Polyclinic. The problem’s real—they just want it somewhere else.thestranger.comDoes a Neighborhood in Crisis Need a Crisis Center? These Capitol Hill Businesses Don’t Think SoBack in 2023, voters approved a $1.25 billion property-tax levy to create, fund, and run five 24/7 fully-staffed crisis centers, or places anyone, including the uninsured, could go for their mental he... 2129791
Christian Parroco @pluroco.bsky.social · 17/05/2025I firmly believe once you go bidet you can’t go back, and I miss my old bidet so much 000
Christian Parroco @pluroco.bsky.social · 15/05/2025I’ve been checking my email every five minutes to see if livenation got back to me about shooting the Kendrick show. Keep your fingers crossed for me fam 000
Christian Parroco @pluroco.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Idk if this is an unpopular opinion or not but Pokémon Crystal was my favorite Pokémon game 100
Christian Parroco @pluroco.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Adam Silver continues to make the NBA a joke www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3545031...barstoolsports.comAdam Silver Saves The Dallas Mavericks As They Shock The World And Win The Lottery, Landing Their Next Franchise Star In Cooper FlaggPatrick Smith. Getty Images.HOLY SHIT ADAM SILVER REALLY DID IT!!!!!What do I always say about the NBA and their obsession with leaning into the WWE bit? One of the most famous NBA conspiracy theorie.... 000
Christian Parroco @pluroco.bsky.social · 13/05/2025I’m watching Curb from the beginning and thought Ted Danson was Gary Busey and that’s apparently the most racist thing I’ve ever said lmao 000
Christian Parroco @pluroco.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Animal parents who wish themselves happy Mother’s Day are cringe 000
Christian Parroco @pluroco.bsky.social · 04/05/2025I remember growing up my Lola was like “you’ll never go hungry if you learn to make spam and eggs” and now a can of spam and a carton of eggs is gonna run you like $20 lol 000
Christian Parroco @pluroco.bsky.social · 03/05/2025The career estate sale liquidators are no joke tho lmao they kinda mean 000
Christian Parroco @pluroco.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Just went to my first estate sale and walked out with a four bulb hue starter set, rice cooker, two cast iron pans, and a Perry the platypus piggy bank for $70 100
Christian Parroco @pluroco.bsky.social · 03/05/2025I guess what I’m really saying is I miss 2013 twitter. That was peak internet and I won’t hear anyone say otherwise. Just don’t search my tweets from 2013 - there are a lot of frank ocean lyrics lmao 000
Christian Parroco @pluroco.bsky.social · 03/05/2025I can’t quite figure out my place on Bluesky…I feel like I’m a little too degen for Bluesky but not into being called the n word enough to regularly use twitter 000
Christian Parroco @pluroco.bsky.social · 03/05/2025I refuse to believe that this wasn’t an ai generated image lmao 000
Christian Parroco @pluroco.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Definitely grew up calling this the Alaskan Pipeline 010
Christian Parroco @pluroco.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Cleaning the old apartment and I forgot my headphones at home so this is officially the worst 000
Christian Parroco @pluroco.bsky.social · 17/03/2025I lied I had 12 more hours of vacation left so I took today off. We’ll try again tomorrow. 000
Christian Parroco @pluroco.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Let the record show I’m only returning to work bc I have no more personal or bereavement days left. Mentally, I’m still mourning and disassociating. 000
Christian Parroco @pluroco.bsky.social · 12/03/2025"You should treasure the encounters you have, death isn't the only goodbye in this life." I love you grammy. Keep some salmon cakes and grits warm on the stove for me until we meet again on the other side. 010
Christian Parroco @pluroco.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Just woke up talking in my sleep saying “Oh shit am I the blacktivities? Bang bang skeet neega” 000
Christian Parroco @pluroco.bsky.social · 07/03/2025I feel like I just heard a shit ton of gun shots going off in pioneer square 000
Christian Parroco @pluroco.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Just found out I don’t have to pay rent this month and it’s taking all my power not to buy a new camera lmao lemme be responsible for once in my life 000
Christian Parroco @pluroco.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Serious question: who told will smith to start making music again? 000
Reposted by Christian ParrocoNBA @nba-mirror.bsky.social · 26/02/2025LUKA TO LEBRON FOR THE TREY BALL 🎯 That's Luka's 10th AST giving him a triple-double while LeBron's up to 20 PTS! WE'RE TIED IN THE 4Q AT 91 🍿 013
Christian Parroco @pluroco.bsky.social · 26/02/2025THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT WHEN IM GLAZING HIS COURT VISION 010
Reposted by Christian ParrocoLupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 26/02/2025It is actually hilarious watching Luka get doubled and LeBron getting the easiest shots of his life 2394
