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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Other Mommy? You mean my wife?

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

jesus christ how mean are people to the amazon chat reps

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Looking forward to eating The Stock Market is Doing Well for dinner

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

when someone sends you a live photo, for that brief second it's still moving, you are peering deep into their soul

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Patriot on Amazon One of my Top 5 shows, after every episode I was forced to recon with the fact I am not smart or funny enough to create something like that

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

dinosaurs were so Long Ago, now they’re just an underground goo and you can light that goo on fire the worst man on the planet did some things so the flammable dinosaur goo is more expensive now

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

what in the 2008 iron man facial hair are these things

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

oh my god this cop was hitting on me it was so sad he chased me in his car with the lights on and gave me a “ticket” with his badge number on it lol

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

hey I get it we need to take power back but you’re about to knock my drink over

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

thank you for this, was worried I was capable of an original thought

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

the fact you found one and it's one of my Bills is fantastic

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

why don't athletes mention god when they lose

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Josh Allen runs like an animal that escaped from zoo

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

this is what precipitated my ire

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

what it’s like to be my friend

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

cocktail recipes are so dumb like why am I putting in all this other stuff that won’t get me drunk

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

A Rouge AI just rolled 10d6 on Stoke of Luck and hacked my smart toilet

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

ACTUAL IDEA: some altruistic billionaire should patent all the most harmful and destructive ideas and then never do shit with them

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

if anyone asks you to do something work just be like “can’t right now I’m in the ZONE” and they will 100% leave you alone

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

yeah, and written by AI as well like...am I having a stroke

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

when you’re in a meeting and find out that Oracle fucked you and your prize for that privilege is 37.42

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

OLD: show me who your friends are and I'll tell you who you are NEW: show me the ads you get served and I'll tell you who you are

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Release the names of the ones that fuck goats

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Thanks for the shoutout! I was actually reading the novelization of the 1992 Steven Segal movie where Tommy Lee Jones is the bad guy

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Connor! So good to see you again! Glad you brought up the time I used a book for it's intended use and not to simply kill a bug

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

no. (ok, yes, you drive a hard bargain)

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

they are constantly falling out of me so yes

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

will write a nice cover letter in cursive to the boys

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

need a favor: can one of you claim that you saw me read a book this past year

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

A guy who likes creampies just pulled out of Ed Sheeran’s tour

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

OUT: loud car guys IN: loud datacenter guys

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

the proper way to honor 9/11 is to install a cpu where the twin towers were

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

*four minutes into leaving a voicemail* "...so I need my dog back. You need to give my dog back. He is my special baby. My. Dog. I need you to give Mr. Muff-"

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

yeah, when you wedge that number up against the door

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I'll do what I can! Also, will try to be less of a downer

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

there is nothing more humbling than having to take a specific dish you need out of a dirty dishwasher and washing it by hand

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

AI has one practical use: To generate a video of Andre The Giant blasting a cig in one pull

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