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Plepgeat, of the Scylding Geats

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Just a sober, cat-ranching man with a wife and a kid and a juris doctor who may or may not be six and a half feet tall and weigh an eighth of a ton.

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Plepgeat, of the Scylding Geats @plepgeat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Racists gon' be racist, y'alllll. www.bbc.com/sport/footba...
bbc.com
Israel v Republic of Ireland: FAI investigating alleged racist abuse of Adam Idah
The FAI is amassing high-quality footage of the alleged incident with the aim of presenting evidence to Uefa.
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Plepgeat, of the Scylding Geats @plepgeat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My bike is sexier than your bike. Your bike is really friggin' sexy, though.
This bicycle, an incredibly sexy size-XL Surly Sorceress in Hot Honey Bling, is sporting a Fox 38 Factory 150mm suspension fork and a Raceface Era carbon crankset while it leans insouciantly, and seductively, against a bookcase in my office.
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Plepgeat, of the Scylding Geats @plepgeat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do you wish the Whitehouse was more like Camelot and less like Mar-A-Lago? Do you have fond recollections of JFK? Well, gird yourselves for... the Bray of Pig! www.cbsnews.com/news/u-s-gro...
cbsnews.com
U.S. military lays groundwork for potential action around Cuba
Some units would "possibly [be] needed in 90-120 days," according to an internal Army message reviewed by CBS News.
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Plepgeat, of the Scylding Geats @plepgeat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Zapp Brannigan called; he wants his honor and courage back.
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Plepgeat, of the Scylding Geats @plepgeat.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Cops are just awful. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
theguardian.com
US police officer accused of killing three people in Mexico arrested at border
Chad Eberle of Texas charged over deadly shooting in Saltillo that officials say stemmed from custody dispute
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Plepgeat, of the Scylding Geats @plepgeat.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Well well well looks like The Filth are still filthy and also idiots www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
Birmingham man's legal e-bike seized and destroyed by police in error
The BBC finds the bike was legal and supplied as part of a scheme to reduce pollution in the city.
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Plepgeat, of the Scylding Geats @plepgeat.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
New children's book idea: Grokipedia Brown, Boy Detective
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Plepgeat, of the Scylding Geats @plepgeat.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
A) Mitch McConnell, rumored to be brain dead, is unfit for office. B) Kentucky Governor Beshear can appoint someone to fill Mitch's seat based on that rumor. C) Republicans would have to sue to stop the appointment - and to prove that he’s not dead. D) They would lose AND it would be hilarious.
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Plepgeat, of the Scylding Geats @plepgeat.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Harriet the Spy of Ghostfoot Clan, First of Her Name and Third-Best Cat, died painlessly in my arms and I miss her. RIP. Harriet Iscariot Hatriot the Patriot Hateface Hedwig (Because Every Inch Of Her Is Angry) Daddy's Salty Little Angel Cinnamon Bear Bufflehead Buffle-uphagus The Tower of Glower
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Plepgeat, of the Scylding Geats @plepgeat.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
NEW BIKE DAY!!!
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Plepgeat, of the Scylding Geats @plepgeat.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
YOUR CAR IS RIPPING YOU OFF. And yes, my car is ripping me off, too. nsmb.com/articles/you...
nsmb.com
NSMB.com - The Globe Haul LT and Global Gas Prices
A (brief) breakdown of what it costs to ride instead of drive
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Plepgeat, of the Scylding Geats @plepgeat.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Nice sly dig. "It is unclear if Pete Hegseth has ever heard of the book Douhet wrote, but the threads of the long-dead Italian officer’s thinking appear woven through the secretary’s bombastic briefings about Epic Fury, the air war Trump is waging against Iran." www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...
theguardian.com
The delusion of easy victory from the air may have seduced the US into another war
Air superiority is supposed to deliver a quick triumph. But history has shown that promise to be written on the wind
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Plepgeat, of the Scylding Geats @plepgeat.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Well, compared to WINSTONS, anyway...
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Plepgeat, of the Scylding Geats @plepgeat.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
London police, aggressively going after bicyclists running red lights (bit.ly/4tqCyO2), only made arrests in 2% bike thefts and none of the 106 hit-and-runs involving bicyclists last year (bit.ly/4tT5hL6). The 4% hit-and-run conviction rate all came from drivers turning themselves in.
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Zero arrests from 106 hit-and-runs on cyclists in London last year, as cycling campaigners slam "completely unacceptable" figures
Alarming hit-and-run figures suggest there were zero arrests from 106 reported incidents involving a driver hitting a cyclist in London last year — the collisions resulting in just four prosecutions, ...
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Plepgeat, of the Scylding Geats @plepgeat.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Meanwhile, in a place run by adults... newatlas.com/architecture...
newatlas.com
Is Finland's new car-free bridge the longest of its kind in the world?
Finland's just inaugurated its longest bridge, and not a single a car or motorcycle will ever be allowed on it.
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Plepgeat, of the Scylding Geats @plepgeat.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
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Plepgeat, of the Scylding Geats @plepgeat.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
FAFO, Australian-style: www.skynews.com.au/australia-ne...
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Plepgeat, of the Scylding Geats @plepgeat.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Harriet The Spy (r) has trapped Cricket's tail and yet she remains unfulfilled.
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Plepgeat, of the Scylding Geats @plepgeat.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The Mizan news agency, quoting the Minab prosecutor’s office, has reported that Israel's attack on Iran's Shajareh Tayyebeh girls' elementary school in Minab, Iran, has now killed 108 people.
Post-bombing ruins of Shajareh Tayyebeh girls' elementary school in Minab, Iran
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Plepgeat, of the Scylding Geats @plepgeat.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Let's say I just trounced an unusually unpleasant opposing counsel and want to rub it in a little. Would delivering them one of those 'edible photo' cakes decorated with my smiling face be childish but hilarious, or childish but FUCKING hilarious?
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Plepgeat, of the Scylding Geats @plepgeat.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
media.tenor.com
a man in front of a microphone with the words i have a gun dark web
ALT: a man in front of a microphone with the words i have a gun dark web
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Plepgeat, of the Scylding Geats @plepgeat.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I've been putting in the miles on my first 'hardcore hardtail' and it's an utter joy. #MTB #HardcoreHardtail XL Salsa Timberjack 150mm Fox Factory 38 Reserve 30 HD|AL wheels Schwalbe Big Betty/Magic Mary 2.6x29 tires SRAM GX Eagle drivetrain Shimano XT M8220 brakes OneUp carbon bars & Ergon grips
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
We are entering the “falling out of windows” phase.
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Timothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 14/02/2026
This is blackout poetry to me
I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018.
How did I do it?

Blacked out lines

CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP.
There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.
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Plepgeat, of the Scylding Geats @plepgeat.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
“Its all about hip blacks in hip cars with white women. The group that should be in the streets, has been bought off. By Jay-Z.” - James E. Staley, CEO of Barclay’s PLC, in a 2014 email to Jeffrey Epstein
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Plepgeat, of the Scylding Geats @plepgeat.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Well, well... looks like ICE is just a clusterfuck in EVERY possible way. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
independent.co.uk
DOJ lawyer says ‘this job sucks’ after judge accuses ICE of blowing court orders
Government lawyer says ‘this system sucks’ as federal judge says ICE is detaining too many people to keep up their cases
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Plepgeat, of the Scylding Geats @plepgeat.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Thanks, Bruce. Fuck ICE. www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDaP...
youtube.com
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
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Plepgeat, of the Scylding Geats @plepgeat.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Finally, tires with an absolutely MANIACALLY aggressive name for all your, um... venom-induced Viking End-Times needs? www.ebay.com/itm/35601257...
ebay.com
2 Tires Venom Power Ragnarok GTS 265/30ZR22 265/30R22 97W XL AS High Performance | eBay
Venom Power Ragnarok GTS FEATURES AND BENEFITS All season traction Enhanced controllability Upgraded durability Longer lasting tread life Venom Power Road Hazard Warranty OVERVIEW The Venom Power Ragn...
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Plepgeat, of the Scylding Geats @plepgeat.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
He's such a brave boy.
Donald Trump being intimidated by a mallard duck.
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Plepgeat, of the Scylding Geats @plepgeat.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Desperately hoping that @kenwhite.bsky.social somehow does not know about this epic Streisand Effect defamation suit, in which a lawsuit brought to avenge a wife's honor leads to... ...the wife's trial, conviction, and eventual fatal immurement. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kate%C5...
en.wikipedia.org
Kateřina of Komárov - Wikipedia
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Plepgeat, of the Scylding Geats @plepgeat.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Swords, meth, and love make for a heck of a day. kymkemp.com/2026/01/06/u...
kymkemp.com
Ukiah Police Describe Alleged Stabbing; Suspects Arrested
Ukiah police say two men were arrested following a Dec. 31 stabbing on South State Street that left a 33-year-old victim critically injured. The information comes from a police press release…
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Plepgeat, of the Scylding Geats @plepgeat.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Goddam it I'm in no mood for MARY GODDAM WORTH to begin giving reasonable advice to people.
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Plepgeat, of the Scylding Geats @plepgeat.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
MAN, but do I love a person so hell-bent on pedantry that they miss the point entirely.
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Plepgeat, of the Scylding Geats @plepgeat.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Just some local, low-level public corruption... www.ukiahdailyjournal.com/2025/12/19/d...
ukiahdailyjournal.com
DA Eyster defiant in response to state audit
Mendocino County District Attorney David Eyster for two years has refused to publicly address his controversial practice of using public criminal asset forfeiture funds to pay for a series of annua…
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Plepgeat, of the Scylding Geats @plepgeat.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Today's Mood, "Can We Hire The Artist To Render Trump" Edition:
Bronze statue depicting a larger-than-life and microcephalic Peter the Great, seated in a chair in an outdoor courtyard.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
MacKenzie Scott: *donates $50M every 10 hours° Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"
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Plepgeat, of the Scylding Geats @plepgeat.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Are we great again yet? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
theguardian.com
Officers at Texas immigration detention facility accused of beatings and sexual abuse
Civil rights coalition calls for immediate closure of camp, where more than 2,700 detainees are being held
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Plepgeat, of the Scylding Geats @plepgeat.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Man, the Font Wars just took a turn for the douche. #Fonts #Garfunkel&Oates www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
theguardian.com
Font of ‘wasteful’ diversity: Trump’s state department orders return to Times New Roman
A cable from Marco Rubio reportedly said cutting Calibri from official communication would ‘abolish yet another wasteful DEIA program’
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Plepgeat, of the Scylding Geats @plepgeat.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Anyone got odds on whether the forces of darkness running roughshod over America manage to get Gideon v. Wainwright reversed by SCOTUS before Ragnarok?
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Michael P. Scott @empeescott.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Impeach and remove him. Then, as a big Fuck You to SCOTUS, we turn him over to Venezuelan authorities to be tried for murder.
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Plepgeat, of the Scylding Geats @plepgeat.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Talk about burying the lede... "(Provost Markus) Grasl was recently ordered to pay back to the state about €64,000 (£56,000) in social welfare benefits he had received for the nuns’ care." www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
theguardian.com
Rebel nuns who busted out of Austrian care home win reprieve – for now
Trio given leave to stay in their abandoned convent near Salzburg until further notice, church officials say
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Plepgeat, of the Scylding Geats @plepgeat.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
This bodes ill for what the most vindictive and least imaginative American president will want from, and can probably expect of, his stormtroopers in the aftermath of the D.C. guardsman shooting. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
theguardian.com
Video shows Israeli forces shooting Palestinians dead moments after surrender
Far-right minister defends killing of two men who appeared to have given themselves up, saying ‘terrorists must die’
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Plepgeat, of the Scylding Geats @plepgeat.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
(1) At bedtime tonight, my son and I were discussing tea and how we dislike it. This led to the question of whether coffee is actually an herbal tea, as it is of course a beverage made from the infusion or decoction in water of herbs, spices, or other plant material not derived from the tea plant.
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Plepgeat, of the Scylding Geats @plepgeat.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I see that Libertarian philosophy is still as fundamentally flawed as, say, the idea of using trained possums as bird-dogs. reason.com/2025/11/20/t...
reason.com
Tradwives are feminists, too
Tradwives are fighting the cultural stigma that still remains around being a homemaker. That makes them damn good feminists.
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Plepgeat, of the Scylding Geats @plepgeat.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Costa Rica and the Dominican Republic are the only North American countries that haven't become less democratic in the past decade. ourworldindata.org/grapher/demo...
ourworldindata.org
Democracy index
Data by the Economist Intelligence Unit. Expert estimates of the extent to which citizens can choose their political leaders in free and fair elections, enjoy civil liberties, prefer democracy over ot...
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Plepgeat, of the Scylding Geats @plepgeat.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
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Plepgeat, of the Scylding Geats @plepgeat.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Not gonna lie - this whole Clinton/Epstein thing has made me wonder if I may actually have a tiny shred of respect for Donald Trump. Be honest - do YOU have the self-confidence to throw your hat into the ring along with the thousands upon thousands of people who have sucked Bill Clinton's dick?
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Plepgeat, of the Scylding Geats @plepgeat.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
This appears to be a credible story. I feel like vomiting. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/e...
independent.co.uk
War tourist foreigners ‘paid £80k to shoot at civilians’ during Siege of Sarajevo
Prosecutors are examining allegations that foreigners paid between €80k and €100k to take part in a ‘sniper safari’
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Plepgeat, of the Scylding Geats @plepgeat.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Hard to believe that California park ranger Ranger James A. Just and the state medical licensing board had nothing better to do in 2021 than investigate the validity of a Prop 215 card. scholar.google.com/scholar_case...
scholar.google.com
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Plepgeat, of the Scylding Geats @plepgeat.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Today's Mood, 'I Am A Frog' edition:
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