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Ian Plenderleith

@plenderleithian.bsky.social
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Football writer and retired rogue referee. Latest book: 'The Last Amateur', published by halcyonpublishing.co.uk.

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Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Thanks for the highly entertaining review. I love how even the book's title ('The revolution of football') makes no sense.
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Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
As an act of admirable self-sacrifice, The Ugly Game has read the book that Gianni Infantino has self-commissioned about how awesome he is. 'The First Ten Years'. Like there are decades more to come...
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Mike Woitalla @mikewoitalla.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"Should be read not just by referees, but by every last sociopath who yells at them." — Ian Plenderleith reviews "The Impossible Job" @plenderleithian.bsky.social | @ralstonwilliam9.bsky.social | @wwnorton.com www.socceramerica.com/book-review-...
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Book Review: How we can make refereeing less impossible - Soccer America
The Impossible Job: The Unbelievable World of Soccer Referees By William Ralston (WW Norton)* When I touted my idea of a book chronicling the woes of an amateur soccer ref a few years back, publishers...
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Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
It was kind of a joke, but at the same time I don’t think the nationality of a coach is relevant to their ability. It’s the entire structure and culture of Scottish football that needs a revolution - appointing a non-Scot as national team manager would be, at best, a sticking plaster.
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Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Be careful what you wish for #bertivogts
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Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Luckily, Andy Burnham is coming by later to replace us.
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Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Peak USA - World Cup trophy to be presented by Beavis and Butthead.
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Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I was heavily pushing the Lincoln link last night to anyone prepared to listen… („That’s interesting, Ian. Please shut up now.“)
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Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Arsenal FC had the same sponsor on their shirt sleeves for years, with little to no resistance from their fans or the Premier League.
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Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Infuriatingly inconsistent rather than bad, especially concerning the VAR, but there have certainly been some awful referees at large…
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Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I retired a year ago. Still get badgered for my opinions, though 🙂
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Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Theoretically a yellow card for each and every one of them. Saw a ref do that in German 5th division last year. He later got upbraided for it by his superiors. So why bother with the rule?
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Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
For old school analog hacks, nothing beats the thrill of seeing a piece in print - from today‘s @tagesspiegel.de
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Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Nets winner in final minute that takes three deflections off three different Argentine defenders.
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Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
That’s the spirit. We‘ll probably have trebled our goal count too.
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Byline Times @bylinetimes.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Revealed: The Russian Neo-Nazi Network Pushing ‘White Lives Matter’ Division in Britain – Promoted by Tommy Robinson As riots spread across Belfast, Tommy Robinson promoted a movement founded by a sanctioned Russian oligarch, which has pushed white supremacist propaganda about the death of Henry…
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Revealed: The Russian Neo-Nazi Network Pushing ‘White Lives Matter’ Division in Britain – Promoted by Tommy Robinson
As riots spread across Belfast, Tommy Robinson promoted a movement founded by a sanctioned Russian oligarch, which has pushed white supremacist propaganda about the death of Henry Nowak
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Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Great cover, though. Bravo L'Équipe.
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Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
In these incendiary times, we absolutely must acknowledge the need in our lives for rice frittata and anchovy croutons.
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Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Und diesmal wird dein Buch erwähnt 💪🏼
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Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Even if asked, it always feels like vandalism to me scribbling my signature in one of my books. Stealth signing is just weird - why the hell would anyone do that?
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Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Would love to have this on my CV: “Failed to write a self-help book.”
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Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Yes! youtu.be/dL5OMSMvXVs?...
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Soy Pescador
YouTube video by Lila Downs - Topic
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Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Start pogoing to make the needle jump.
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Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Never, ever gets old.
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Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
When Lincoln (inevitably) come here to play Eintracht Frankfurt in the Champions League in a couple of years, I'm going to have what is known as a 'luxury problem'.
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Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Entitled: 'Doodling crowned fantasy jellyfish as a survival mechanism while someone drones on about interfacing with dynamic logistical solutions.'
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Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Very entertaining and impressionistic book, which is rare for a pre-World Cup publication cunningly timed to come out just before the World Cup - a time when few people, paradoxically, are much interested in reading books about the World Cup.
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Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Sheffield sundown, 6/4/26.
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Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
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Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Thank you so much!
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brideymurphy.bsky.social @brideymurphy.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
This one was my favourite together with Cinder Park Refugees. But the whole book was great. I tried to read it one story per day so I could enjoy it over the whole week.
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Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Einreiseverbot für ICE-Beamte! Wir können und müssen verhindern, dass dieser Faschismus auf unseren Kontinent exportiert wird. Jetzt WeAct-Petition unterzeichnen. weact.campact.de/petitions/tr...
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Trump stoppen: Einreiseverbot für ICE-Agenten in die EU!
Die Entsendung von ICE-Agenten zu den Olympischen Spielen ist kein Sicherheitsbeitrag, sondern eine gezielte Machtdemonstration und Einschüchterungstaktik. Die Spiele stehen für Frieden und Völkervers...
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Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
DAZN-Abo stornieren - es ist eine echte Befreiung. Sky auch dazu. (Und dann €80 monatlich sparen.)
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Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Alle in den letzen Jahren von der Eintracht hofierten Fans in Amerika wissen es schon: SG steht natürlich für Soccer Guys.
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Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Bloody hell, you could have had half a pint of mild for that.
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Soccer America @socceramerica.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
"This is what player power means: having the money to moan about every tiny thing." Read an excerpt from @plenderleithian.bsky.social's latest book of short soccer fiction, "The Last Amateur and Other Stories" paperback. @mikewoitalla.bsky.social www.socceramerica.com/managing-kid...
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Managing Kids: It’s all about player power these days - Soccer America
An excerpt from the “Managing Kids,” a short story in Ian Plenderleith‘s latest book of soccer fiction: "The Last Amateur and Other Stories Paperback."
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Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Shrooms effect yet none.
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Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
When clouds look like a clenched fist...
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Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Thanks for 'andysplaining'. Pal.
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Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I was banking on Gryffindor, but it’s tending towards Slytherin.
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Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Is he going to get Trump to rescind his red card? „Cristiano never touched the guy, fake foul!“
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Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
A novella completes my new collection ‘The Last Amateur’. A multi-billionaire decides to take the small-town club of his youth to the heights of glory, re-building the stadium where he was a free-scoring teen. Buy at @halcyonpublish1.bsky.social or @wsc.co.uk or @stanchionbooks.bsky.social
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Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
‘Britain’s Media Has Let Nigel Farage Reshape Political Journalism’. Another spot-on analysis in @bylinetimes.bsky.social - this time from @jamesbloodworth.bsky.social
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Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Definitely the last time I watch QPR reserves away.
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Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Almost a decade on and it only takes one attempt to post a small parcel to the UK from Germany to trigger me into shouting at innocent passers-by, "Fuck fucking Brexit and all the fucking fuck-wits that voted for it!" €17 worth of frustration.
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Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I hope the game stopped for a minute's silence at every corner-kick.
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Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
In the penultimate tale of The Last Amateur, 'health product company' VitaHerb's newest recruit is charged with telling the fourth-tier club he's followed all his life that the company will no longer be its sponsor. Buy from: @halcyonpublish1.bsky.social, @wsc.co.uk or @stanchionbooks.bsky.social
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Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
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Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
No better name in football history than Crewe goalie Geoff Crudgington.
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Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
The ninth story in my new collection 'The Last Amateur' is about a player "in the shop window" after a decent World Cup. It's time for lunch to discuss the no doubt lucrative future with his eager, pushy agent... Available from @halcyonpublish1.bsky.social, @wsc.co.uk or @stanchionbooks.bsky.social
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