Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 28/08/2026As an act of admirable self-sacrifice, The Ugly Game has read the book that Gianni Infantino has self-commissioned about how awesome he is. 'The First Ten Years'. Like there are decades more to come... 010
Reposted by Ian PlenderleithMike Woitalla @mikewoitalla.bsky.social · 25/08/2026"Should be read not just by referees, but by every last sociopath who yells at them." — Ian Plenderleith reviews "The Impossible Job" @plenderleithian.bsky.social | @ralstonwilliam9.bsky.social | @wwnorton.com www.socceramerica.com/book-review-...socceramerica.comBook Review: How we can make refereeing less impossible - Soccer AmericaThe Impossible Job: The Unbelievable World of Soccer Referees By William Ralston (WW Norton)* When I touted my idea of a book chronicling the woes of an amateur soccer ref a few years back, publishers... 003
Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Peak USA - World Cup trophy to be presented by Beavis and Butthead. 020
Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 19/06/2026For old school analog hacks, nothing beats the thrill of seeing a piece in print - from today‘s @tagesspiegel.de 131
Reposted by Ian PlenderleithByline Times @bylinetimes.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Revealed: The Russian Neo-Nazi Network Pushing ‘White Lives Matter’ Division in Britain – Promoted by Tommy Robinson As riots spread across Belfast, Tommy Robinson promoted a movement founded by a sanctioned Russian oligarch, which has pushed white supremacist propaganda about the death of Henry…bylinetimes.comRevealed: The Russian Neo-Nazi Network Pushing ‘White Lives Matter’ Division in Britain – Promoted by Tommy RobinsonAs riots spread across Belfast, Tommy Robinson promoted a movement founded by a sanctioned Russian oligarch, which has pushed white supremacist propaganda about the death of Henry Nowak 815998
Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Would love to have this on my CV: “Failed to write a self-help book.” 041
Reposted by Ian Plenderleithbrideymurphy.bsky.social @brideymurphy.bsky.social · 30/01/2026This one was my favourite together with Cinder Park Refugees. But the whole book was great. I tried to read it one story per day so I could enjoy it over the whole week. 111
Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Einreiseverbot für ICE-Beamte! Wir können und müssen verhindern, dass dieser Faschismus auf unseren Kontinent exportiert wird. Jetzt WeAct-Petition unterzeichnen. weact.campact.de/petitions/tr...weact.campact.deTrump stoppen: Einreiseverbot für ICE-Agenten in die EU!Die Entsendung von ICE-Agenten zu den Olympischen Spielen ist kein Sicherheitsbeitrag, sondern eine gezielte Machtdemonstration und Einschüchterungstaktik. Die Spiele stehen für Frieden und Völkervers... 020
Reposted by Ian PlenderleithSoccer America @socceramerica.bsky.social · 16/12/2025"This is what player power means: having the money to moan about every tiny thing." Read an excerpt from @plenderleithian.bsky.social's latest book of short soccer fiction, "The Last Amateur and Other Stories" paperback. @mikewoitalla.bsky.social www.socceramerica.com/managing-kid...socceramerica.comManaging Kids: It’s all about player power these days - Soccer AmericaAn excerpt from the “Managing Kids,” a short story in Ian Plenderleith‘s latest book of soccer fiction: "The Last Amateur and Other Stories Paperback." 031
Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 14/11/2025A novella completes my new collection ‘The Last Amateur’. A multi-billionaire decides to take the small-town club of his youth to the heights of glory, re-building the stadium where he was a free-scoring teen. Buy at @halcyonpublish1.bsky.social or @wsc.co.uk or @stanchionbooks.bsky.social 031
Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 14/11/2025‘Britain’s Media Has Let Nigel Farage Reshape Political Journalism’. Another spot-on analysis in @bylinetimes.bsky.social - this time from @jamesbloodworth.bsky.social 020
Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Almost a decade on and it only takes one attempt to post a small parcel to the UK from Germany to trigger me into shouting at innocent passers-by, "Fuck fucking Brexit and all the fucking fuck-wits that voted for it!" €17 worth of frustration. 020
Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 31/10/2025In the penultimate tale of The Last Amateur, 'health product company' VitaHerb's newest recruit is charged with telling the fourth-tier club he's followed all his life that the company will no longer be its sponsor. Buy from: @halcyonpublish1.bsky.social, @wsc.co.uk or @stanchionbooks.bsky.social 010
Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 30/10/2025The ninth story in my new collection 'The Last Amateur' is about a player "in the shop window" after a decent World Cup. It's time for lunch to discuss the no doubt lucrative future with his eager, pushy agent... Available from @halcyonpublish1.bsky.social, @wsc.co.uk or @stanchionbooks.bsky.social 000
Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 29/10/2025In the title story to my new collection, Scotland's greatest ever player refuses to go pro or to play for his country, opting instead to help his village team, the Thankerton Swifts, rise up the league pyramid. Available from @halcyonpublish1.bsky.social or @wsc.co.uk or @stanchionbooks.bsky.social 000
Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 28/10/2025The seventh story in my new collection, The Last Amateur, sees some well-paid pros ask their manager for a well-earned rest. They can't be arsed going to Carlisle in the FA Cup, so give the kids a runout... Available from @halcyonpublish1.bsky.social or @wsc.co.uk or @stanchionbooks.bsky.social 000
Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 27/10/2025The sixth story in my new collection, The Last Amateur, is about a cult-name, old-school commentator who keeps 'forgetting' to mention his station's fast food sponsor while on air. Available from @halcyonpublish1.bsky.social or @wsc.co.uk or @stanchionbooks.bsky.social 012
Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 24/10/2025The fifth story in my new collection, The Last Amateur, sees an ex-player with Alzheimer’s making a daily call to an old team-mate to discuss the same dramatic FA Trophy game they both played in some 50 years ago. Buy from: @halcyonpublish1.bsky.social or @wsc.co.uk or @stanchionbooks.bsky.social 020
Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 23/10/2025The fourth story in my new collection, The Last Amateur, is narrated by a Premier League fan who goes viral at half-time for his 'passionate' reaction to a throw-in call. The book is available from @halcyonpublish1.bsky.social or @wsc.co.uk or @stanchionbooks.bsky.social 010
Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 22/10/2025In the third story of my new collection, The Last Amateur, a disused city pitch is taken over on weekday afternoons by 27 refugees and their battered ball. Elderly Frank and his dog Sadie become regular spectators. Buy now: @halcyonpublish1.bsky.social or @wsc.co.uk or @stanchionbooks.bsky.social 021
Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 21/10/2025The second story in my new collection, The Last Amateur, sees a downtrodden former international taking £5k to make the draw for the Scottish Cup semi-finals live on TV. What could possibly go wrong? Available from @halcyonpublish1.bsky.social or @wsc.co.uk or @stanchionbooks.bsky.social 010
Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 20/10/2025The opening story in my collection The Last Amateur revolves around The Foaming Quart‘s Sunday League team and its two lone supporters - bald-headed Billy (a man of few words, but many hard stares) and his lively girlfriend Sally. Available from @halcyonpublish1.bsky.social or @wsc.co.uk 100
Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Remember, every day, what fascism will lead to. 010
Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Another analogue snapshot. Sundown in Burgundy, August 2025. 110
Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 16/10/2025This summer (old fart alert) I returned to analogue photography and tried to remember why I ever dropped such a simple, rewarding hobby. Here are some French cows ignoring some French clouds. 011
Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Brilliant interview with @labourlewis.bsky.social in the September issue of @bylinetimes.bsky.social (I‘m a couple of issues behind…). Whether you’re on the vague left or the sane left, this magazine is a crucial and absorbing read, every issue. 000
Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 30/09/2025socceramerica.com/a-soccer-lit.... From socceramerica.com 10:27 PM · Sep 29, 2025socceramerica.comA soccer literature golazo: Ian Plenderleith's short stories deliver the genre's magic - Soccer AmericaThe Last Amateur's soccer themes range from the grassroots to the multi-billionaire dollar industry. 021
Reposted by Ian PlenderleithHalcyon Publishing @halcyonpublish1.bsky.social · 24/09/2025🚨SPECIAL OFFER 🚨 We've got 25 beautifully printed, individually numbered & signed short stories from @plenderleithian.bsky.social available as a bundle with The Last Amateur. Just click 'Flash Fiction bundle' on the listing. They're an absolute treat. halcyonpublishing.co.uk/products/the... 022
Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Always a thrill to open up that box of 10 comp copies when your new book‘s published. This looks beautiful thanks to @halcyonpublish1.bsky.social and jacket designer Doug Cheeseman. 172
Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 28/08/2025Book recommendation - We Were There by Lanre Bakare, which made me realise how largely clueless we were about our own country growing up in Lincolnshire during the 70s and 80s. ***** 020
Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 22/08/2025So tough watching Bayern v Leipzig when you desperately want both teams to lose. When will they finally change the rules to make that possible? 031
Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 15/08/2025I quit refereeing in May after 17 years, and haven't regretted it for a second. Any time I do, though, I'll just go back and read my old blog posts: refereetales.blogspot.com/2024/06/yet-...refereetales.blogspot.comYet another series of Mad MenGames 52-53, 2023-24 I'm reffing a boys' U13 promotion playoff game - intensive, hectic etc. The home team is leading 2-1 with three minutes... 292
Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 14/08/2025This is now available for pre-order: halcyonpublishing.co.uk/products/the...halcyonpublishing.co.uk**PRE-ORDER** The Last Amateur and Other Stories**SPECIAL BUNDLE - ONLY 25 AVAILABLE: BOOK PLUS INDIVIDUALLY NUMBERED AND SIGNED 'FLASH FICTION' SHORT STORY ** PUBLISHING 16 SEPTEMBER 2025 by Ian PlenderleithPaperback, 258 pagesISBN: 9781068439490D... 121
Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 27/05/2025Unfortunately FIFA - like the dictators it courts to host its bloated tournaments - does not give a shit what anyone thinks. Time for countries and federations to leave it or abolish it. 020
Reposted by Ian PlenderleithStoke Football History @stokefootball.bsky.social · 12/05/2025Football in a Library #19 For Whom the Ball Rolls By Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social Love this. Short stories, some about football. You can dip into any page and read a couple of sentences that draw you in and make you want to carry on reading. 163
Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 24/01/2025I have no connection at all to Crystal Palace, but I think this is my favourite football shirt of all time. 330
Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Just went to the bakery. Newspaper on the counter leads with: FROM TOMORROW THE WORLD BECOMES TRUMP AGAIN. My order comes to exactly €6.66… 020
Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Anyone lost a football near Woodberry Wetlands in north London? 011
Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 10/01/2025"This rising international elite is creating something very different: a society in which superstition defeats reason and logic, transparency vanishes, and the nefarious actions of political leaders are obscured behind a cloud of nonsense and distraction." www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc...theatlantic.comThe New RasputinsAnti-science mysticism is enabling autocracy around the globe. 000
Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 07/01/2025I am visiting the noble nation of England, and can report there is not a tap or a toilet (and possibly a shower) that is less than 200 years old. God bless her colonial-era plumbing. 120
Reposted by Ian PlenderleithSoccer America @socceramerica.bsky.social · 30/12/2024The same wealthiest clubs dominate and win. Compressive tactics are geared towards results born of speed & athleticism, with diminishing room for character, flair & individuality. @plenderleithian.bsky.social bemoans the state of global soccer and offers hope. www.socceramerica.com/can-soccer-s...socceramerica.comCan Soccer Sadness be countered by Hope? - Soccer AmericaThere's always room at the grassroots for coaches, referees, administrators and activist supporters. 021
Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Christmas Day walk: Freital - Lübau - Somsdorf - Freital (Saxony). No wind, clear views, precious silence, mulled wine. Can we do this every day? 040
Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Just one clip from an excellent analysis by @hardeepmatharu.bsky.social in the December issue of @bylinetimes.bsky.social about how the democratic left must counter far-right populism: 47020
Reposted by Ian PlenderleithHalcyon Publishing @halcyonpublish1.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Delighted these legends could contribute towards what for our money is the best pound-for-pound football coffee table book out there. Get your hardback in time for Christmas: admiralsports.com/products/50-... With less bells & whistles, the paperback is available at most good bookshops. 001
Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 08/12/2024One of those days when you don't turn on the news because it's always so depressing. You leave the house, referee a 90-minute football game, come home, shower, settle down for a quiet Sunday afternoon. And then discover you've missed a revolution... 140
Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 06/12/2024I‘d love to meet up Friday night, but I have to stay in and wash my vinyl. 000
Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 06/12/2024This Christmas, treat someone you love (or who needs their perspective on football re-modelling) to a book by the world's undisputed best and funniest football cartoonist: 150
Ian Plenderleith @plenderleithian.bsky.social · 06/12/2024This week's @socceramerica.bsky.social column - dissecting FIFA's evaluation of the Saudi Arabia bid for the 2034 World Cup, and the body's disingenuous interpretation of its own human rights guidelines: www.socceramerica.com/fifas-saudi-...socceramerica.comFIFA’s Saudi Arabia bid report — a long, long way from ‘good governance’ - Soccer AmericaThe Kingdom of Saudi Arabia is the only nation bidding to host the 2034 men's World Cup. 012