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Stanley Black-Decker

@pleaseclap.techhub.social.ap.brid.gy
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Stanley Black-Decker @pleaseclap.techhub.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
It's just a temu McMurtry Steirling, what's the big deal
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Stanley Black-Decker @pleaseclap.techhub.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
There's a documentary on Disney Plus called "Aftershock: Beyond the Civil War" It's not really a great history of post-war violence but it's definitely a good introduction to the fact that there was a great deal of organized fighting for a long time beyond the end of the war Of special note […]
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Stanley Black-Decker @pleaseclap.techhub.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
Back in my day we called them "bugs"
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Stanley Black-Decker @pleaseclap.techhub.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
So desperate to avoid squats I'm riding the track bike today. That's a leg day, right? Why are my hands and wrists screaming
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Stanley Black-Decker @pleaseclap.techhub.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
[Extremely Bad Advice] You can rage-bait the entire political spectrum by referring to Taiwan as "Other China"
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Stanley Black-Decker @pleaseclap.techhub.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
I would not have thought doing fewer crunches and curls was the solution, but it actually does seem to be the solution
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Stanley Black-Decker @pleaseclap.techhub.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
I forgot which email address I was using for my catalan dril parody shitposting account It's honestly for the best
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Stanley Black-Decker @pleaseclap.techhub.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
Car-brain, but galaxy mode: Discourage road rage incidents by putting some duct tape on your bumper, as if it's already busted and you might feel like breaking it some more before you get a new one
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Stanley Black-Decker @pleaseclap.techhub.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
Love that Millennials aren't relevant in the workplace or politics, but we come up all the time as one of Gen Z's main interests
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Stanley Black-Decker @pleaseclap.techhub.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
Cardio day is by necessity a leg exercise. So it's really another leg day So tell me why I'm doing 4 leg days
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Stanley Black-Decker @pleaseclap.techhub.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
General reminder that MSFS with Live Weather will model hurricanes and their lightning, wind and rain, so if you have that stormchaser's disease you can fly a plane in the Gulf of Mexico right now if you want
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Stanley Black-Decker @pleaseclap.techhub.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
Me (offering an extendable pointer with a tiny, cartoon hand on the end, I have a dozen more of these to distribute): "Would you like a finger?" The most uptight lady at the office, not batting eye: "No, I'm fine, thank you."
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Stanley Black-Decker @pleaseclap.techhub.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
I don't PR public repos often, but when I do I refresh it every couple of minutes and judge the maintainers for not approving it today
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Stanley Black-Decker @pleaseclap.techhub.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
Big tech is evil in a lot of ways, but today it's YouTube suggesting a video called "What Happened To Reese's Peanut Butter Cups?" at 11:30
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Stanley Black-Decker @pleaseclap.techhub.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
I've seen two Bob's Burgers Thanksgiving episodes today That's probably too much coding for one day
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Stanley Black-Decker @pleaseclap.techhub.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
Continually fucking up my kitchen on broth day
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Stanley Black-Decker @pleaseclap.techhub.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
Hypothetical trip to Andromeda and back (~5 million lightyears): You have a miraculous interstellar space vehicle that can accelerate to 0.999999c You experience 11 years. You spend 11 years studying in isolation, because what else are you going to do, sleep? It's an amazing 11 years where you […]
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Stanley Black-Decker @pleaseclap.techhub.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
For anyone keeping count: - Starship has so far deployed 38 objects; 18 were starlink mass simulators, 20 more were real starlink satellites. - "Deploying" an object sets it in roughly the same trajectory as your vehicle. Deploying a payload to orbit requires either a) your delivery vehicle is […]
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Stanley Black-Decker @pleaseclap.techhub.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
I would never let my kid play Stardew Valley. If you played it you would understand and should be able to explain that these kind of toys are for very depressed adults only, like cigarettes and scratch-offs
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Stanley Black-Decker @pleaseclap.techhub.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
Some people who moved from Texas to Indiana to escape the heat this year are surprised and upset
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Stanley Black-Decker @pleaseclap.techhub.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
And God said: "I Don't Know, Maybe You Are Right. Maybe You Can Stay. What Do You Call Those Fragrant Pellets You Have Been Making?" Adam and Eve looked at each other uncomfortably, ashamed. Reluctantly, Adam said: "O Lord, we call them Ur Balls"
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Stanley Black-Decker @pleaseclap.techhub.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
And God said: "I Don't Know, Maybe You Are Right. Maybe You Can Stay. What Do You Call Those Fragrant Pellets You Have Been Making?" Adam and Eve looked at each other uncomfortably, ashamed. Reluctantly, Adam said: "O Lord, we call them Ur Balls"
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Stanley Black-Decker @pleaseclap.techhub.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
There are some people who are SpaceX fans and also anti-AI and my opinion is they are very, very confused
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Stanley Black-Decker @pleaseclap.techhub.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
*taking notes*: Wednesday wore clean shirt ladies seemed to like it keep up the good work, buddy
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Stanley Black-Decker @pleaseclap.techhub.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
Step 1. "I need a quick break from work, I'll go outside with my coffee for a few minutes" Step 2. "That was nice, let me sit back down at my computer and resume my research" Step 3. "Wow, now I have 3 mosquito bites on my nuts somehow, wow"
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Stanley Black-Decker @pleaseclap.techhub.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
[Not Safe For Vegans] The chuck roast is for the people
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Stanley Black-Decker @pleaseclap.techhub.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
Video is titled "How To Survive a Nuclear Strike - First 72 Hours" First scene: everyone is above ground, hiding under some trees I have already lost all confidence in this tutorial
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Stanley Black-Decker @pleaseclap.techhub.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026
I love that I suddenly know enough about robotics to have (shitty) opinions
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Stanley Black-Decker @pleaseclap.techhub.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026
I appreciate that Alexander the ok made that video about the chemistry of polaroids It was a very brave decision
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Stanley Black-Decker @pleaseclap.techhub.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026
"China wants to do a land grab on the moon" is the pretext for doing a land grab on the moon The way you can tell it's just a pretext is if it were a real threat they would be funding it proportionally
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Stanley Black-Decker @pleaseclap.techhub.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2026
Me: *posts technically impressive autonomous vehicle demonstration to the KSP subreddit* A KSP player, sooner or later: "I can't wait to weaponize this!"
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Stanley Black-Decker @pleaseclap.techhub.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2026
Baseball is so weird. As soon as Kickball was invented Baseball should have been dusted
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Shine McShine 🐌 @shine-mcshine.neopaquita.es.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026
Un fotomontaje en el que se ve un paisaje de noche con el cielo estrellado y dos montañas, y tras las montañas la figura gigante, translúcida de Tim Curry vestido del premier soviético del videojuego c&c mirando hacia el cielo, y el la esquina superior izquierda las palabras See you Space Cowboy...
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Stanley Black-Decker @pleaseclap.techhub.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026
They say money can't buy everything but I just paid $300 for the ability to floss
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Stanley Black-Decker @pleaseclap.techhub.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026
Mentally casting Orlando Bloom as Leto II (the sandworm human hybrid)
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Stanley Black-Decker @pleaseclap.techhub.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2026
Interesting how the markets are pretending not to have heard about the new trade war
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Stanley Black-Decker @pleaseclap.techhub.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2026
half of today's shipment of robot parts has been delayed until tomorrow Tomorrow I will be drooling from the dentist, so I probably shouldn't be coding and plugging in electronics Which means my automated foot lech won't debut in the office until next week
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Stanley Black-Decker @pleaseclap.techhub.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2026
A "quirk" is a bug we're not going to fix
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Stanley Black-Decker @pleaseclap.techhub.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2026
Stuff to think about next time you get hot around the collar about AI companies hoovering up the products of human creativity: In the 1880s, the same court that confirmed that Congress could define (and redefine) what is and isn't intellectual property also decided racial discrimination was […]
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Stanley Black-Decker @pleaseclap.techhub.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2026
Mild-mannered web developer by day Roboticist and rocket scientist by night I have become my hero (a supervillain)
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Stanley Black-Decker @pleaseclap.techhub.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/08/2026
The solution to my computer running out of space was to turn it off no disc writes, no problemm
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Stanley Black-Decker @pleaseclap.techhub.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/08/2026
Meal prep is great except now I'm cooking and cleaning all weekend and I actually do have things to do my bro
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Stanley Black-Decker @pleaseclap.techhub.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/08/2026
SLS: 2-0, absolutely undefeated New Glenn: has actually already sent things to Mars and didn't even brag about it Starship (designed explicitly to colonize Mars): still has never even orbited Earth
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Stanley Black-Decker @pleaseclap.techhub.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026
So, on the one hand, my cinnabon protein powder overnight oats recipe is both delicious and like 70g of protein per meal on the other hand, eating the whole thing requires concentration
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Stanley Black-Decker @pleaseclap.techhub.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2026
I know you've heard about the flock cameras on your streets by now but have you heard about the flock spy satellites
A screenshot of an app displaying a list of visible imaging satellites and their locations in the sky relative to the user. Many of the satellites are designated FLOCK 4H-XX. Several of the flock imaging satellites are labelled "NEARBY". One is labelled "IN RANGE".
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Stanley Black-Decker @pleaseclap.techhub.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2026
Typed "elbow" into the search in KSP and it crashed The new voodoo, apparently
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Stanley Black-Decker @pleaseclap.techhub.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/08/2026
Pros: I have snacks Cons: Oops, I work remote some days and now I can just snack all day Pros: they are all healthy Cons: they are not cheap
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Stanley Black-Decker @pleaseclap.techhub.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/08/2026
"Cinnabon" flavored protein powder seemed like an obvious thing to skip over EXCEPT CONSIDER THIS you can make cinnamon roles out of it
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Stanley Black-Decker @pleaseclap.techhub.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/08/2026
Bad news: this is the wrong yogurt for tuna noodle salad Good news: it's the right yogurt for desert
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Stanley Black-Decker @pleaseclap.techhub.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/08/2026
Walked around all day with a sticker in my hair and nobody said anything
Amos Hart, from the musical Chicago
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