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You Came In Dressed Like a Train Wreck

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City dude, dive bar aficionado, #MACtion appreciator.

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You Came In Dressed Like a Train Wreck @plbsu.bsky.social · 2h
Love that the ridiculous Little League dimensions of that park came back to bite them in the ass tonight.
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You Came In Dressed Like a Train Wreck @plbsu.bsky.social · 2h
I'm gonna be laughing until March at the chud Yankee fans who interfered with Volpe's ball and proceeded to immediately start taunting the Rays' LF, thinking they'd gotten away with another Jeffrey Maier situation, only to have reply promptly overturn the HR call.
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You Came In Dressed Like a Train Wreck @plbsu.bsky.social · 2h
Can't imagine rooting for a team with a 17-year World Series drought
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 4h
“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens
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You Came In Dressed Like a Train Wreck @plbsu.bsky.social · 4h
Wow what a lucky break for the Yankees
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You Came In Dressed Like a Train Wreck @plbsu.bsky.social · 4h
DePaul fan here, so do I. So do I.
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You Came In Dressed Like a Train Wreck @plbsu.bsky.social · 5h
I don't even care about the Braves, that just offends me as a baseball fan.
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You Came In Dressed Like a Train Wreck @plbsu.bsky.social · 5h
While going 0-20 in conference play!
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You Came In Dressed Like a Train Wreck @plbsu.bsky.social · 5h
How do you stare at a 1-2 pitch like *that* with 3 outs left in your season?
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QueenCityJamz @queencityjamz.bsky.social · 14h
Who tried to take this mfer to a disco?
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You Came In Dressed Like a Train Wreck @plbsu.bsky.social · 8h
Pretty sure this current crop of knuckle-dragging ads during sporting events may even be more gross that the early 2000s Coors Light "...and TWIIINNNS" era of leering trash.
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You Came In Dressed Like a Train Wreck @plbsu.bsky.social · 8h
I'm legit happy for them but I better never hear any of that "cUbS faNs ArE baNdwaGoN jUmpERs!!!" crap from them ever again.
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You Came In Dressed Like a Train Wreck @plbsu.bsky.social · 9h
Why is the Sox catcher challenging two non-decision pitches in the 3rd with nobody on?
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You Came In Dressed Like a Train Wreck @plbsu.bsky.social · 9h
Kashi ads, boner pills, trans panic Ohio Senate ads, boy the commercial breaks in this Sox game going all out so far.
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You Came In Dressed Like a Train Wreck @plbsu.bsky.social · 10h
I need a headset that delivers a little electrical shock when any coach starts to call this. NO NO NO YOU DON'T VOLUNTARILY MOVE THE BALL FIVE YARDS BACK WHEN YOU ONLY NEED TO GAIN A FOOT.
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You Came In Dressed Like a Train Wreck @plbsu.bsky.social · 10h
Fourth and inches: time for a shotgun snap!
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You Came In Dressed Like a Train Wreck @plbsu.bsky.social · 11h
Spooning out the fiber with a "one-two, one-two"
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You Came In Dressed Like a Train Wreck @plbsu.bsky.social · 12h
/stares in Tony Stubblefield's record as DePaul HC
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The discourse is broken @brokendiscourse.bsky.social · 14h
The thing here is that The Onion used to satirize the news and now it just regurgitates whatever its writers see is popular on their social media feeds.
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You Came In Dressed Like a Train Wreck @plbsu.bsky.social · 14h
Hard Times is great but their political posts all seem to be written by Collins lately (performative anti-Dem schtick)
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 14h
Not my elder millennial ass getting emotional at 8:30 am watching this
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Daniel Gilmore @gilmored85.bsky.social · 17h
Its "fun" to look back on the late 90s as yet another instance where things were so relatively good that a bunch of very comfortable ppl decided that worse things werent actually possible and they decided to make a big mess in response to that.
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Bill Stinkwater @klausbromi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Great bounce back from Sam Rinzel after a healthy scratch, Levshunov looking good and a highlight reel moment, and the goalie gets the first star. Perfect night for me
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You Came In Dressed Like a Train Wreck @plbsu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Keep the leg in and they probably don't call that
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You Came In Dressed Like a Train Wreck @plbsu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pretty sure that was the bullpen car at the time!
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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As a society, we have forgotten that the phone still works when you hold it up to your ear
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You Came In Dressed Like a Train Wreck @plbsu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That was a beauty
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You Came In Dressed Like a Train Wreck @plbsu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No dorm towers?
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You Came In Dressed Like a Train Wreck @plbsu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
(It was a pretty good law school actually but the university itself had financial issues and had to shut it down)
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Chuck🏳️‍🌈 @mooney039.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"you wish your team could-" yeah i do wish my team got a super special bankruptcy bailout that gave us a non-shared hilarious amount of extra money every year
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Chuck🏳️‍🌈 @mooney039.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They deadass won’t play anybody lol
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You Came In Dressed Like a Train Wreck @plbsu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Our kids' grade school would do a regular "Parents Night Out" where admins + staff would stay late with group of 8th graders for parents who wanted to drop off their kids so they could go out. Charged $25/kid for 5 hrs as a fundraiser. Was wildly popular - sitters are impossible to find in the city
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
UMass gets good and you see how the COWARDLY HOOSIERS flee fbschedules.com/umass-indian...
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UMass, Indiana cancel 2027 football game; Minutemen to open at Temple
The UMass Minutemen and Indiana Hoosiers have canceled their planned 2027 football matchup, FBSchedules.com has learned.
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You Came In Dressed Like a Train Wreck @plbsu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This take is pure smarm, it's actually because you didn't have social media apps putting every crime that occurs in the city into your brainhole, often multiple times depending upon the algorithm. So even though crime was higher back then it didn't "feel" that way for many folks living in the city.
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You Came In Dressed Like a Train Wreck @plbsu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I hate-watched the last two seasons of Sons of Anarchy "to finish it" and quickly realized I was never wasting my time like that again.
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You Came In Dressed Like a Train Wreck @plbsu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Took me until the third time that the lead character somehow talked her way out of getting offed by a cartel boss with snappy, sarcastic dialogue while sipping her iced coffee.
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You Came In Dressed Like a Train Wreck @plbsu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah, the team sold for barely half of what it had been valued at pre-financial crisis. But Zell spent a year of that pre-crash timing preening about how much more $ he was gonna make selling the team + ballpark separately, even as the finance folks + deal consultants accurately told him he was nuts
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You Came In Dressed Like a Train Wreck @plbsu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Maybe, but given that he refused to take on any new salary at the deadline in '09, I'm not sure. Also he was the sportz genius who thought he could sell the team and Wrigley in separate deals (to potentially different owners)
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You Came In Dressed Like a Train Wreck @plbsu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Know this was intended as a joke but the Sox and Cardinals winning in back-to-back seasons in '05-'06 even snapped the *abysmal* TribCo ownership out of their stupor and made them get serious (hiring Piniella, signing Soriano, etc), leading to two straight division titles in 2007-08.
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You Came In Dressed Like a Train Wreck @plbsu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Any of you red-state progressives gonna speak out on this or does your notion of solidarity only run one way like when he screwed blue states out of federal relief funds?
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You Came In Dressed Like a Train Wreck @plbsu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Buick speakers, red cooler, '85 Bears Zubaz"
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You Came In Dressed Like a Train Wreck @plbsu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When Ball State had our lone season in the sun - the 12-0 2008 season - there was a significant portion of our message board (led by none other than Jason Whitlock) who spent the season convinced that our school president was "pushing Brady Hoke out the door" because she "hated football," obviously.
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Dana Houle @danahoule.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think a lot less of him now than I did a few years ago.
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You Came In Dressed Like a Train Wreck @plbsu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Reposting this for the assholes QTing this and either denying it happened or are fundamentally unable to condemn this dangerous, illegal jagoff behavior without qualifications since the offender was on a bike. You all are the worst advocates any cause could have.
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You Came In Dressed Like a Train Wreck @plbsu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wow, you people are just fundamentally incapable of criticizing dangerous, illegal behavior if it's done on a bike without qualifications, aren't you?
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You Came In Dressed Like a Train Wreck @plbsu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey we took the Brown Line!
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You Came In Dressed Like a Train Wreck @plbsu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am celebrating in your honor at your neighborhood fall fest today
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You Came In Dressed Like a Train Wreck @plbsu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh man our land speed record was 27 minutes at my in-laws' Catholic parish in Massachusetts on Christmas Eve. Priest was going through the mass like he was double-parked.
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You Came In Dressed Like a Train Wreck @plbsu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Spurs fan here:
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Alonzo Mourning & Gary Payton's Disappointment
ALT: Alonzo Mourning & Gary Payton's Disappointment
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You Came In Dressed Like a Train Wreck @plbsu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ASU's DBs don't play the ball at all. It's maddening. Should have 3 INTs.
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