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A podcast about prepping sick RPG sessions.

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Playtonics @playtonics.net · 03/10/2026
pals! we're going to be at PAX AUS this time next week! not, like, at a booth or a panel or anything, just there - but if you see two dorks wearing their podcast logo on t-shirts come say hi, it might even be us!
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Playtonics @playtonics.net · 02/10/2026
i think this is my favourite cover art so far. maybe it helps that the icon is kind of already a jar?
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Playtonics @playtonics.net · 02/10/2026
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The Odyssey
To what land of mortals have Rocky and Jords come this time? Are they proud and savage and without justice? Or are they friendly to strangers, and have a god-fearing mind? Because what the world re…
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Playtonics @playtonics.net · 01/10/2026
To what land of mortals have Rocky and Jords come this time? Are they proud and savage and without justice? Or are they friendly to strangers, and have a god-fearing mind? Bruce yourselves: we’re doing The Odyssey.
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The Odyssey
To what land of mortals have Rocky and Jords come this time? Are they proud and savage and without justice? Or are they friendly to strangers, and have a god-fearing mind? Because what the world really needed in late 2026 was two more white dudes having opinions about The Odyssey. Got topic requests, or just want to say hi? Drop us an email at…
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Playtonics @playtonics.net · 24/09/2026
literally 1 like and we do this
Jords: And then the influence that it's had on all later media over the past couple thousands of years, in a way, these feel kind of like the "ur" stories.
Rocky: Well, I mean, interesting choice of Ur story, because, yeah, I think the only story that's older is like the actual like Sumerian myth, like the Epic of Gilgamesh.
Jords: Yeah, get get some Enkidu in here
Rocky: We should we should do an episode on Gilgamesh.
Jords: and I will only do it through the lens of Neil Stevenson's snow crash.
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Playtonics @playtonics.net · 23/09/2026
brace yo self the boys are getting topical again hashtag discourse
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Playtonics @playtonics.net · 05/09/2026
fun fact: the audio as it goes out is basically only half the episode! we finish so many thoughts we didn't have time for in the discord chat (with listeners!) - you should come join in! discord.gg/vMVregaXYX
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Playtonics @playtonics.net · 03/09/2026
normally on release day i'd share transcripts of zingers i cut in the edit but this time all i deleted was jords trailing off into lamentations about how living after the end was too irl for him irl
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Playtonics @playtonics.net · 02/09/2026
Civilisation has collapsed - now what? Never fear: Rocky and Jords are here to help you plan the ultimate tabletop road trip through the ruins of society.
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Post Apocalyptic
Civilisation has collapsed - now what? Never fear: Rocky and Jords are here to help you plan the ultimate tabletop road trip through the ruins of society.
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Playtonics @playtonics.net · 14/07/2026
this thing from grant howitt on running multiple interacting tables at a con is super long but also super interesting: www.patreon.com/gshowitt/post...
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WHAT IF TOO MANY PEOPLE PLAYED A GAME ALL AT ONCE? | Grant Howitt
This month, I have mostly been writing 30-player six-table TTRPG scenarios in advance of GenCon 2026. (Last month, technically. I spent too
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Playtonics @playtonics.net · 10/07/2026
Time Loops Rocky and Jords go round and round on the best way of doing time loops in your RPG session.
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Time Loops
Rocky and Jords go round and round on the best way of doing time loops in your RPG session.
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Playtonics @playtonics.net · 01/06/2026
This month we tackle tiny toys making great escapes as we prep a TTRPG session based on Pixar’s Toy Story.
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Toy Story
Rocky and Jords tackle tiny toys making great escapes as they adapt Pixar’s Toy Story into a TTRPG session.
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Playtonics @playtonics.net · 28/05/2026
level with me did you guys know about this

so uh did you know they were doing a toy story 5
and it comes out next month
...wat
we have accidentally been topical
So topical
They should stop now
Before they release it
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Playtonics @playtonics.net · 02/05/2026
this is just a deeply weird book for me personally
I sleep in the tunnel every night now.
Rocky insists. And, once every eighty-six hours or so, Rocky sleeps in the tunnel and wants me to watch.Rocky is heavy. Much heavier than I thought he would be. If there were gravity, I probably wouldn't be able to lift him at all.A food coma for Rocky is no small thing.
This doesn't look voluntary at all. This is a biologically enforced post-meal siesta.
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Playtonics @playtonics.net · 01/05/2026
Project Hail Mary Rocky and Jords talk about why Project Hail Mary might actually be a better as an RPG than as a movie.
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Project Hail Mary
Rocky and Jords talk about why Project Hail Mary might actually be a better as an RPG than as a movie.
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Playtonics @playtonics.net · 07/04/2026
i love watching these sped up, it really makes me look like i know what i'm doing
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Playtonics @playtonics.net · 02/04/2026
narrator: but he did cut that.
Jords: Mm. So just right now, as we switch into the OnlyFans version of the podcast, I want you to imagine each individual toe spreading wide curling and clasping the ground, which somehow solves the problem with your like circadian rhythm.
Rocky: Yeah, uh, I don't want to imagine that.
Jords: Too late, you already have.
Rocky: But thank, thanks for asking.
Jords: Do not cut that.
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Playtonics @playtonics.net · 01/04/2026
Christmas has come early: We’re doing Die Hard! Join us for Ode to Joy, reverse heists, wits and grits, punchable villains, and a surprise appearance from Guess Who! Just don’t forget your shoes…
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Die Hard
It’s a good day to live free and die hard with a vengeance, as Rocky and Jords dig into the seminal Christmas story slash action blockbuster.
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Playtonics @playtonics.net · 16/03/2026
acmi out here giving people unrealistic expectations. this is more prep than i have ever done for a game.
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Playtonics @playtonics.net · 12/03/2026
feel like i have personally manifested this by tweeting about children of time and grant howitt one after the other, you're welcome www.backerkit.com/call_to_act...
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Get Ready for Children of Time: The Roleplaying Game
From Rowan, Rook, and Decard - Get Ready for Children of Time: The Roleplaying Game
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Playtonics @playtonics.net · 04/03/2026
i quite enjoyed this from grant howitt, i think it gets at a lot of what we're trying to do with the show and maybe also at why people don't always get and/or like it: www.patreon.com/posts/cry-hav...
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CRY HAVOC, AND UNLEASH THE BLOGS OF WAR: PART ONE | Grant Howitt
Get more from Grant Howitt on Patreon
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Playtonics @playtonics.net · 02/03/2026
in case you thought jords had the monopoly on unhinged episode pitches
Jordan: I'll listen to it right after this episode of Iron Chef
Rocky: we should do iron chef
as a playtonics
Jordan:Absolutely
Was already gonna pitch it
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Playtonics @playtonics.net · 01/03/2026
and since it's release day, a little behind the scenes peek at the kind of nonsense i cut from every. single. episode.
(2s) Jords: Um, I do have one important note on music.
(6s) Jords: So my partner played the clarinet back in the day.
(14s) Jords: And when she heard me watching the film, she came in and was like, oh, this soundtrack is great.
(19s) Jords: It's got banging music.
(21s) Jords: It's great tonguing.
(22s) Jords: I was a violinist, and I did very little tonguing on my instrument.
(30s) Rocky: But a lot of fingering.
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Playtonics @playtonics.net · 01/03/2026
Pirates Rocky and Jords put the “arr” in RPG as they take to the high seas to track down the lost treasure of pirate games.
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Pirates
Rocky and Jords put the “arr” in RPG as they take to the high seas to track down the lost treasure of pirate games.
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Playtonics @playtonics.net · 22/02/2026
so i'm rereading adrian tchaikovsky's children of time and a) it slaps and b) i'm wondering whether it works as a game - specifically the thing it does where the same character archetypes pop up again and again generations apart.
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Playtonics @playtonics.net · 12/02/2026
i hate sand. it's fine and it dances in the spring at the bottom of the kettle for all the world like porridge beginning to boil. and it gets everywhere.
The cold evening breeze, of which I have spoken, whistled through every chink of the rude building, and sprinkled the floor with a continual rain of fine sand.
There was sand in our eyes, sand in our teeth, sand in our suppers, sand dancing in the spring at the bottom of the kettle, for all the world like porridge beginning to boil. Our chimney was a square hole in the roof; it was but a little part of the smoke that found its way out…
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Playtonics @playtonics.net · 09/02/2026
researching for our first episode of the year and can i just say ben gunn knows where it's at
Marooned three years agone, he continued, and lived on goats since then, and berries, and oysters. Wherever a man is, says I, a man can do for himself. But, mate, my heart is sore for Christian diet. You mightn't happen to have a piece of cheese about you, now? No? Well, many's the long night I've dreamed of cheese - toasted, mostly - and woke up again, and here I were.
'If ever I can get aboard again, said I, 'you shall have cheese by the stone!
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Playtonics @playtonics.net · 07/02/2026
today in shit my cohost sends me:
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Playtonics @playtonics.net · 20/12/2025
In a fast and loose end of year AMA, Rocky gives the gift of going totally unedited and Jords discovers the true meaning of Christmas.
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Bonus: Ask Us Anything 2025
In which Rocky takes a break from editing and Jords discovers the true meaning of Christmas.
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Playtonics @playtonics.net · 01/12/2025
the past catches up with us this month as we smash every genre and its stuff together. 3, 2, 1… let’s jam.
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Cowboy Bebop
Rocky and Jords get everybody and the stuff together to turn 1998’s saddest genre smashing anime into a roleplaying game session. 3… 2… 1… let’s jam.
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Playtonics @playtonics.net · 30/10/2025
a (partial) list of “sports movies” discussed in this episode: - field of dreams - the mighty ducks - scott pilgrim - bring it on - pitch perfect - homer’s odyssey - killing hitler (not a movie just a sport) and if you want to fight me about these you have to listen to the episode first 😇
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Sports (movies)
Rocky and Jords turn sports into a real game as they delve into sports… movies. And it turns out that more things are sports movies than you might think.
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Playtonics @playtonics.net · 29/09/2025
The pod walked into my feed, eyes wide, with a simple request: “Please, you gotta help me make my RPG session feel like a film noir!” Little did I know what was really in store for me.
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Noir
It’s all legs and hard boiled eggs as the Pals step into your ears with a case you just can’t turn down.
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Playtonics @playtonics.net · 29/08/2025
This month, we finally get around to Mad Max, which has been on our list since we started the show. WITNESS US!
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Mad Max
Rocky and Jords figure out what it takes to ride eternal on the Fury Road.
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Deathmatch Island probably has one of the best "What is a roleplaying game?" pages I've ever seen
Page titled "What is a roleplaying game?" and formatted like a research paper from a mysterious organization.
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Playtonics @playtonics.net · 01/08/2025
really raising the stakes with this one
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Vampire Hunters
Rocky and Jords sink their teeth into what makes a game feel like an early-2000s vampire ​hunting flick.
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Playtonics @playtonics.net · 17/07/2025
Jords makes his newsletter debut with a rant about not asking for permission.
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Broadcasting Intent and Permissiveness 
Broadcasting intent isn’t the same as asking for permission. 
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Playtonics @playtonics.net · 30/06/2025
Crime: wanting to run a Judge Dredd RPG session. Verdict: Guilty. Punishment: Listen to this month's episode.
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Dredd
Rocky and Jords play judge, jury, and a lil' executioner as they convert 2012's smash hit(?) Dredd into a quip-powered depth-crawl.
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Playtonics @playtonics.net · 01/06/2025
New ep who dis? A special three-for-one deal this month: we're speed running three very different stories from Alastair Reynolds' Revelation Space universe.
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Revelation Space
Rocky and Jords dig into not one but three stories in SF writer Alastair Reynolds' Revelation Space universe.
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Playtonics @playtonics.net · 01/05/2025
how to run an rpg session that feels like the matrix: - put green cellophane on your light bulbs - talk in slow motion for all the good bits - wait 22 years to invite the players back for the conclusion, then make it confusing and disappointing for more tips, listen to this month's pod!
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The Matrix
Rocky and Jords see how deep the rabbit hole goes as they figure out how to plan a session that feels like you're in the Matrix. But then, out of the Matrix. And then, back in the Matrix again. Show notes and transcript at playtonics.net/the-matrix If you have ideas for topics you'd like to hear us cover, hit us up at hello@playtonics.net, or slide into our DMs on Instagram, Bluesky and Mastodon.
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Playtonics @playtonics.net · 31/03/2025
Boy did we have to edit a lot of high school trauma out of this one: How do you nail the vibe of a Mean Girls RPG session?
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Mean Girls
Rocky and Jords dive into the world of queen bees and wannabes as they turn Mean Girls into a game. Show notes and transcript at playtonics.net/mean-girls If you have ideas for topics you'd like to hear us cover, hit us up at hello@playtonics.net, or slide into our DMs on Instagram, Bluesky and Mastodon.
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Playtonics @playtonics.net · 01/03/2025
...and we're back! Tune in as we break down Jordan's first viewing of Raiders of the Lost Ark into a game of high-stakes globe-trotting MacGuffin Football. It could be our best work yet.
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Raiders of the Lost MacGuffin
Rocky and Jords are back to discuss how to run a great game about being a terrible archaeologist. Show notes and transcript at playtonics.net/raiders If you have ideas for topics you'd like to hear us cover, hit us up at hello@playtonics.net, or slide into our DMs on Instagram, Bluesky and Mastodon.
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Playtonics @playtonics.net · 24/01/2025
Just a heads up: we're not doing a January episode, but we'll be back in February - Jords has been too busy in the laser mines to do any recording... 👀
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Playtonics @playtonics.net · 22/01/2025
it jords (shameless theft from u/Lady_Lagsalot/ on r/bladesinthedark)
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Playtonics @playtonics.net · 22/01/2025
Trying this new thing where we write words instead of saying them, and play games instead of planning them. If you like it, maybe we'll put one in your inbox every now and then.
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I ran D&D the way our episode said. Here’s what happened.
Rocky ran a D&D bucks party, and he has thoughts about session structure and systems.
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Playtonics @playtonics.net · 05/01/2025
In a fast-and-loose end of year review, Rocky and Jords talk about some of the ideas that kept showing up in Season 1. If you have ideas for what you’d like to hear in 2025, jump into our DMs, or hit us up at hello@playtonics.net!
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Bonus: 2024 Recap
In a fast-and-loose end of year review, Rocky and Jords talk about some of the ideas that kept showing up in Season 1. Show notes and transcript at playtonics.net/2024-recap. If you have ideas for what you'd like to hear in 2025, hit us up at hello@playtonics.net, or slide into our DMs on Instagram, Bluesky and Mastodon.
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Playtonics @playtonics.net · 01/01/2025
Hi! We're Rocky and Jords, and we make Playtonics, a podcast about designing themed RPG sessions.
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