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Camden Fabers @plasticfabers.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

You know what I find amusing? Yappy dogs in blue collars that simply do not learn their lessons. Fortunately, I am a very peaceful, law-abiding citizen. So I am going to call my senator... The first person to bring me a..pup in a blue collar, gets a gracious thank you cash donation to charity.

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Camden Fabers @plasticfabers.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

Kurt cobain would have broken his guitar over your skull kiddo. He died before yoy were alive.

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Camden Fabers @plasticfabers.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

((If i had a dollar every time this damn app seitched to discovery feed as im trying to scroll my following feed...god i wanna smack devs loke this))

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Camden Fabers @plasticfabers.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

I will give your employees fashion advice for free. Im tired of seeing hillbilly hooters on my feed.

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Camden Fabers @plasticfabers.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

lol well shes an adult now. Which is wild

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Camden Fabers @plasticfabers.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

lol look, when your 13yo daughter gets upset about her plushies being mutked, you let her name a gator.

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Camden Fabers @plasticfabers.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

lol be happy he exists. He keeps the bayous full of gators. Thats important. He has a pink dog collar (dont ask) so insupplse if you see that? Well, youll probably die but maybe run

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Camden Fabers @plasticfabers.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

lol hes way out in the bayou so youre safe unless it floods

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Camden Fabers @plasticfabers.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

Oh lol thatd be my first pet gator. My daughter Addison named it a long time ago but Fluffy is a bit of a glutton. Last we measured, he was about 18ft or so.

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Camden Fabers @plasticfabers.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

Yeah, the projects took a hit as did some of my rougaru properties. But at least Fluffy stayed put this time.

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Camden Fabers @plasticfabers.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

Yeah, i fought to keep the slab at a health standard that most places in town could never. But once the black mold got in there, i took a 100% insurance claim and sold it to some dumbass. The flooding has been a pita

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Camden Fabers @plasticfabers.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

Never heard of that. But i tell ya what--since i no longer have the slab (which fyi, dont go there now. Black mold.) If you would be interested, i can supply fresh butchered gator for your diner. God knows the slab wont have anything decent now

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Camden Fabers @plasticfabers.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

lol how you runnin a diner in louisiana and havent had gator? Alright, im going to have to grill some gator burgers soon, clearly

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Camden Fabers @plasticfabers.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

lol all the pretty ladies with appetites tnite

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Camden Fabers @plasticfabers.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

Oh gator is a delicacy darlin. 30 dollars a pound on average, and far less cholesterol than red meats

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Camden Fabers @plasticfabers.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

If im not at risk of death, its not worth eating, imo

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Camden Fabers @plasticfabers.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

Chonky hmm? Im going to need to see proof of the chonk

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Camden Fabers @plasticfabers.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

Its a midwestern fastfood chain. Some places call it Carls Jr i believe but back in chicago it was hardees. Burgers to die for over there. Full pound of angus beef smothered in cheese and mushrooms and bacon and a spicy garlic aioli. I could make you one sometime. It works well with gatormeat

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Camden Fabers @plasticfabers.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

I mean..you could make one at home thats a lot healthier but i personally prefer a monster burger from hardees. But thats back in chicago lol

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Camden Fabers @plasticfabers.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

I could be encouraged to take a beautiful woman to dinner. So long as she dresses in something not bought in a Target.

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Camden Fabers @plasticfabers.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

Anyone found to be committing hate crimes in Hathian will win a free dinner with me. This isnt Kentucky.

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Camden Fabers @plasticfabers.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

((I dont give a fuck if its 30 yrs from now. If you were a horrible human being to me in the past and have yet to actually hold yourself accountable and apologize? Youre still the same garbage human being you were a decade ago. Time logged does not equal trauma erased and abuse negated. Grow up))

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Camden Fabers @plasticfabers.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

((Oh and if you think the only accountability you must have for being abusive in the past is to acknowledge you were abusive and claim anyone that is still not over said abuse ..is the one with issues? You havent stopped being abusive. You just are trying to rebrand and reshape history. ))

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Camden Fabers @plasticfabers.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

((Moving forward, do us all a favor and simply block folks you dont want to engage with. Im too fuckin old to tolerate the middle school rhetoric that some folk seem to make their entire personality as adults. The ppl with my name forever on their lips? Are saying more about themselves than me.))

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Camden Fabers @plasticfabers.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

((I know there are amd will always be folks that think im the literal devil ooc. They love claiming im exactly like cam ic. Theyve been removed from my life for months or even yrs, and yet still they talk shit and gossip amd spread hate. Now ask yourself: who wants to be around someone like that?))

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Camden Fabers @plasticfabers.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

((Just a PSA: if youve a problem with me ooc? And you dont come to me about it? And instead you take the word of those that thrive on gossip and rumor mongering for enjoyment? I got some news for ya kiddo. Im not the problem. Im not here to be liked by everyone. But i am here to enjoy myself))

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Camden Fabers @plasticfabers.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

((Idk whos harassing ya but if theyre doing it on here you can report it at least. I wish bluesky let us lock accts. But i can vouch for ya being fun and fair, despite our chars ic feelings lol ic cam might loathe simon but ooc youre good ppl💙 dont let anyone ruin the fun!))

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Camden Fabers @plasticfabers.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

My rates are quite reasonable, if you would like some assistance💚

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Camden Fabers @plasticfabers.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

((It was very diffkcult choosing just six. Cams been around for 10yrs and that is a lot of development lol))

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Camden Fabers @plasticfabers.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

Let me know when he cheats on you and or murders you🤣

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Camden Fabers @plasticfabers.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

lol oh how myspace of you. Do you want help finding the correct bra size? It will help your back

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Camden Fabers @plasticfabers.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

Oh look, the other moron ex hpd girl. Im sorry darlin, im unable to train pigs how to contour. Im sure youll get the hang of it eventually

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Camden Fabers @plasticfabers.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

I sure hope the next person that kills you, knows how to do it properly

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Camden Fabers @plasticfabers.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

And you are? Besides seeking attn

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Camden Fabers @plasticfabers.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

If thats the same Della that is a twin and ex HpD? Shes easy to manipulate and rather dumb so preferred target for him

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Camden Fabers @plasticfabers.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

Simon is a serial wedder and divorcer. Defending that fact seems exceedingly pick me. He likes scooping up womeb with low self esteem and love bombing

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Camden Fabers @plasticfabers.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

Ah yes, the 'we cant possibly be racist because we know poc' line. Youre free to wear green whenever you like, Jack. Its a free country. But shes still a racist💚

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Camden Fabers @plasticfabers.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

Oh I was being serious. But yolo i suppose

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Camden Fabers @plasticfabers.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

I assume the poor white trash do. If you'd like, i could show you some rather amusing home movies of the groom

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