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Plasebate @plasebate.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

You reckon the ref calls the match if you pull his head off, but he's still thrashing you with his arms and legs? Nobody wants to armbar JS, you just end up with an arm thats still beating the shit out of you

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Plasebate @plasebate.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Every person in their 50s+60s got entry fragged by lead paint chips at school, then later had their brains obliterated by local Facebook snitch groups that report their neighbours to eachother in exchange for nothing

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Plasebate @plasebate.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

It's hard to understate how attached you get to the car. Thats my boy right there.

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Plasebate @plasebate.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

Also, those are my plastics man. I worked hard to somehow get them into my fluids and assorted soft tissues.

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Plasebate @plasebate.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

Brother you know I feel you. I'm taller than my gf but my heads so large that were proportionally similair. people think I'm just closer to the camera in every photo we stand next to each other

Plasebate @plasebate.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

Finally something to hang on my vast forest of concrete spikes

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Plasebate @plasebate.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

Thats appeal to being mean to me. you are defeated sir

Plasebate @plasebate.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

It's like chess Severance; you've been split into the person that always wins and Ambien personality only loses. Sisyphus if he blacked out as soon as the boulder started rolling back down the hill.

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Plasebate @plasebate.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

After work is complete, I gently lower my bike onto the ground. I gently give the pedals a test push, which immediate sends a blast of metal fragments and oily ball bearings into my calf and tibia like a claymore mine. Another successful maintenance job.

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Plasebate @plasebate.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

I know that's right, brother. Speak your shit.

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Plasebate @plasebate.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

14 year old creepy pasta author: what if your computer was really mad for some reason Elon Musk: I have never before felt terror like this

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Plasebate @plasebate.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

End of year appraisals at the dog shit factory, berated for displaying apathy towards units of shit moved per fiscal quarter

Plasebate @plasebate.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Having a who can state at the sun the longest competition is a key sibling bonding activity

Plasebate @plasebate.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

It's an Elden Ring Yakuza game, and the Nameless King is Majima hiding underneath the giant traffic cone

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Plasebate @plasebate.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

What released game does it play most like (DRG excluded)?

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Plasebate @plasebate.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Can finally breathe again knowing a hot guy has been safely removed from our streets

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Plasebate @plasebate.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Catch me in the streets slanging slices of deli meat like gambit

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Plasebate @plasebate.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

The true British Breaking Bad experience would probably be Walter and Jesse making coke to pay off the debt Walter accrued by doing too much coke on the weekend while watching his child's junior football game

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Looks like they gave you a good one. A hole in the heart forever is a small price to pay.

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Getting shot by a single guy in the street for acting like a piece of shit is a deeply woven part of the American origin myth, this guy lived life like an evil bankrobber, so he gets shot by a guy in a poncho (I assume)

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Recently realised that the main draw of going to the gym is no longer the big numbers, but the pain and suffering I can cause myself. Logically, I think that probably means I'd enjoy getting beat the shit out of. Much to ponder.

The humble poster can fashion a segue from even the most specific and limited source material, so long as they have work they should be doing instead.

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When all the genres had normal names, hipster types tried to flex their slightly unusual genre. Now every artist has an insane near-bespoke genre, it's actually less embarrassing to lie and say you don't listen to anything, and just stare at your walls in total silence.

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Spotify wrapped is funny. every year it forces me through a single stage of grieving that I have a music taste indistinguishable from a 15 year old girl. this year is acceptance

A common belief most men hold is that in an emergency they could land a commercial airliner, but my truly toxic trait is that I could land that bastard so clean that they'd offer me a job on the tarmac.

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It's sick when they use some truly deranged cleaning schedule to get it looking half decent, but they've obviously obliterated the structural integrity of the weave and no one will ever be able to stand on it again

"Say goodnight you piece of shit" I whisper to my sleeping 5 year old daughter after gently kissing her forehead

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Max out credit card debt, hermit to -$40, die to The Wall, go again

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Actually fuck that dude this is pissing me off without any prep whatsoever

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What do you reckon the lowest stakes argument is that could get you really mad? If conditions were perfect I think someone eating a sub from the middle would do it

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Bean water being also known as Aquafaba is a Don Draper-level rebrand, considering how weirdly gross bean water is when it's fresh out the can.

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Skiing is alright, but snowboarding is better as you can keep your hands free to more easily break both of your wrists simultaneously when you fail to stop for a solid obstacle

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There's always christmas, but I reckon there's just enough latent cheer in the atmosphere to prevent anything catastrophic

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It's a shame British people don't celebrate thanksgiving, because I feel like my family could have some truly biblical arguments if we had the right time for it

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The elites don't want us to know that diabetics can enter bullet time if the shoot the moon with their insulin levels.

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I think if I was terminally ill and Albert Wesker offered me the insect-zombie immortally serum I'd say no, but if my cats were sick I'd say yes, then then they'd rightly murder me instantly.

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Screaming like Bill Paxton in Aliens when the Android is using my hand to do 5 finger fillet but it's just me alone in my kitchen slowly chopping a single carrot.

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Trying to hone my posting instinct after a decade of wordlessy lurking. Feels like I've been grown in the ultimate soldier test tube with 160,000 hours of combat experience uploaded into my brain, but now I'm out of the pod I'm slimy as hell and can barely walk.

We're seeing the posting ecosystem develop in real-time, just got to grip on tight. When it's all settled out, I hope I get to be some kind of shrimp or mollusc.