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Plasebate

@plasebate.bsky.social

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First the posts, then the clout, then the nothing.

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Plasebate @plasebate.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Can finally breathe again knowing a hot guy has been safely removed from our streets

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Plasebate @plasebate.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Catch me in the streets slanging slices of deli meat like gambit

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Plasebate @plasebate.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Recently realised that the main draw of going to the gym is no longer the big numbers, but the pain and suffering I can cause myself. Logically, I think that probably means I'd enjoy getting beat the shit out of. Much to ponder.

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Plasebate @plasebate.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Spotify wrapped is funny. every year it forces me through a single stage of grieving that I have a music taste indistinguishable from a 15 year old girl. this year is acceptance

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Plasebate @plasebate.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

A common belief most men hold is that in an emergency they could land a commercial airliner, but my truly toxic trait is that I could land that bastard so clean that they'd offer me a job on the tarmac.

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Plasebate @plasebate.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

"Say goodnight you piece of shit" I whisper to my sleeping 5 year old daughter after gently kissing her forehead

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Plasebate @plasebate.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

What do you reckon the lowest stakes argument is that could get you really mad? If conditions were perfect I think someone eating a sub from the middle would do it

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Plasebate @plasebate.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Bean water being also known as Aquafaba is a Don Draper-level rebrand, considering how weirdly gross bean water is when it's fresh out the can.

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Plasebate @plasebate.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

It's a shame British people don't celebrate thanksgiving, because I feel like my family could have some truly biblical arguments if we had the right time for it

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Plasebate @plasebate.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

I think if I was terminally ill and Albert Wesker offered me the insect-zombie immortally serum I'd say no, but if my cats were sick I'd say yes, then then they'd rightly murder me instantly.

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Plasebate @plasebate.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Screaming like Bill Paxton in Aliens when the Android is using my hand to do 5 finger fillet but it's just me alone in my kitchen slowly chopping a single carrot.

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Plasebate @plasebate.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Trying to hone my posting instinct after a decade of wordlessy lurking. Feels like I've been grown in the ultimate soldier test tube with 160,000 hours of combat experience uploaded into my brain, but now I'm out of the pod I'm slimy as hell and can barely walk.

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