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@plantparenthood.bsky.social
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Musician, brother, husband, father of felines, cancer survivor. Native Baltimorean, present-day Houstonian. Ethically non-monogamous. Left-handed lefty. Gymnastics stan. BLM. YIMBY/Abundant Housing, TRAINS. He/Him.

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Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
BREAKING: The NFL has released a demonstration video for the only acceptable way to tackle Patrick Mahomes and avoid a penalty.
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Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Scenes from a Tuesday feat. Tina Bonina Villanueva
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Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yes, these things look silly. But if they can prevent future Aaron Rodgerses, they’re worth it.
An NFL player wearing the new large, padded helmet that provides further protection from head trauma.
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Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
When your husband is away on a trip, you take out your anxiety and feelings of missing him on your appliances. With a vengeance.
An immaculate oven that has been cleaned. 
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Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
No celebrity got hotter between their 20s and 40s than Jay R Ferguson
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Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Snapped a beautiful photo of Patches, our little outdoor baby.
A gorgeous calico cat lounging on a concrete patio.
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Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Five snaps into the season and several fantasy teams are already obliterated.
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Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I think I found Philomina Cunk’s burner account.
Praise for Pump Up the Jam
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Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Tonight should poison every single Orioles fan against Mike Elias forever.
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Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
While America slept last night, Colton Cowser committed grand larceny in Denver.
The most amazing center field catch you will ever see in your fucking life.
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Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
That was fair, motherfuckers.
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Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Nap time for the babies.
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Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
East End Houstonians don’t fuck around. I love living here.
A Greg Abbott lawn sign with his name crossed out and “Vote Gina” written in spray paint.
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Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
No cheating, post your lockscreen
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Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Globe Life Park looks like it has the most dreary, soulless, sterile atmosphere in Major League Baseball
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Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
FIRE MIKE ELIAS ALREADY
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Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Absolutely wild that Andrew Tate got arrested while dressed like my 15-yr-old niece.
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Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
My barber got a shop kitten and I’m in love. Say hi to Daniela.
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Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 26/06/2026
just came across @elitegrifters.bsky.social, which is basically if somebody unironically made an entire online persona out of this comic
the matt bors “WE SHOULD
IMPROVE SOCIETY SOMEWHAT.”/“YET YOU
PARTICIPATE IN SOCIETY. CURIOUS! I AM VERY INTELLIGENT.” comic
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Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
No, I am not going to mourn the person singly most responsible for the global financial crisis nor the producer who fucked TLC out of tens of millions of their money, then poisoned the well in the industry so nobody would work with them because they’re ’difficult.’
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Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Keegan Akin thinks Michelle Obama is a man #keeganakinfacts
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Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Everyone who lives in Houston is laughing their ass off looking at this.
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Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
My husband didn’t know who Nate Bargatze was either. It’s so unfair he gets to live such an awesome life.
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Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
6 years ago today, this special little baby came into our family when we rescued her from the bushes. Happy anniversary, Tina!
A small kitten, recently rescued, on June 14, 2020A beautiful black cat, laying on the back of a sofa.
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Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
IYKYK
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Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
States where I have pooped
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Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Can’t believe it’s already been 1 year since my bladder removal/neobladder surgery and 1 year cancer free! I’m so grateful to be alive!
A man in a hospital bed after having woken up from surgery, giving a thumbs up alongside his husband. A man who has been cancer free for one year, smiling.
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Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
PLATNER WINS, SMOOTHGROINS IN SHAMBLES
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Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Ken Paxton is obsessed with calling James Talarico a vegan, and yet his President teamed up with Elon Musk to revive a tiny worm that will possibly force us ALL to become vegans.
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Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Orioles. Pain. Anger. Disappointment.
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Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
To be an Orioles fan is to know pain. And little else.
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Joel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
"Orioles fans are upset because the Rule Enforcement Guy didn't enforce a rule" yeah motherfucker I'd say we are
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Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
New scratch post who dis
A black cat enjoying her new scratch post
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Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Today is World Cancer Survivors Day, and Wednesday will be my 1-year anniversary being NED (No Evidence of Disease). Getting cancer changed my life, but not all for the worse. I appreciate things I never did before. I love stronger and deeper. I choose kindness much more.
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Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Gays should not have to pay any bills this month. At all.
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Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
The perfect vandalism doesn’t exi—
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Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Me, on May 31st
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Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
An HGTV show called The Unflippers where they take old houses that have been ruined by trendy remodels and restore them to their original finishes and style.
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Snitty 🎃 @clofsnitville.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
The post going around claiming that Platner called his dick "Mein Fuhrer" and offered to "blitzkrieg that ass" is fake, my lovelies.
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Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
@hbomberguy.bsky.social so apparently there is an entire James Somerton ICEBERG youtu.be/hYS7w2MPhgM?...
youtu.be
I Went to High School With James Somerton (Audio Only Podcast)
YouTube video by Lost Between Analog And Digital
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Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
As a cancer survivor, the Hacks finale turned me into a puddle. I never could’ve imagined feeling this way until I was diagnosed & had to confront my own mortality on a rolling basis. Not only did I get emotional, so did my husband, who was forced to confront these emotions because of my illness.
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Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
In the pantheon of images that could authentically sum up our nation’s current state of affairs, this one is the money shot.
The White House, showing the demolished East Wing and the riggings for a UFC fight on the South Lawn.
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Ken Paxton is the most corrupt politician in America.  He embodies the broken system we’re running against. It’s time to come together: The People vs. Ken Paxton
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Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
He is single handedly destroying the myth that elected politicians can’t accomplish big things quickly.
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Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Test result just dropped. The spot on my liver was artifactual, the MRI showed nothing at all. I do not have recurrent cancer. So relieved!
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