Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026BREAKING: The NFL has released a demonstration video for the only acceptable way to tackle Patrick Mahomes and avoid a penalty. 030
Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Scenes from a Tuesday feat. Tina Bonina Villanueva 020
Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Yes, these things look silly. But if they can prevent future Aaron Rodgerses, they’re worth it. 001
Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 13/09/2026When your husband is away on a trip, you take out your anxiety and feelings of missing him on your appliances. With a vengeance. 030
Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 11/09/2026No celebrity got hotter between their 20s and 40s than Jay R Ferguson 011
Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Snapped a beautiful photo of Patches, our little outdoor baby. 0110
Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Five snaps into the season and several fantasy teams are already obliterated. 000
Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I think I found Philomina Cunk’s burner account. 030
Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Tonight should poison every single Orioles fan against Mike Elias forever. 000
Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 01/09/2026While America slept last night, Colton Cowser committed grand larceny in Denver. 020
Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 11/08/2026East End Houstonians don’t fuck around. I love living here. 051
Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Globe Life Park looks like it has the most dreary, soulless, sterile atmosphere in Major League Baseball 000
Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Absolutely wild that Andrew Tate got arrested while dressed like my 15-yr-old niece. 130
Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 29/06/2026My barber got a shop kitten and I’m in love. Say hi to Daniela. 071
Reposted by Plant Parenthoodpork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 26/06/2026just came across @elitegrifters.bsky.social, which is basically if somebody unironically made an entire online persona out of this comic 3713
Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 23/06/2026No, I am not going to mourn the person singly most responsible for the global financial crisis nor the producer who fucked TLC out of tens of millions of their money, then poisoned the well in the industry so nobody would work with them because they’re ’difficult.’ 000
Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Keegan Akin thinks Michelle Obama is a man #keeganakinfacts 000
Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Everyone who lives in Houston is laughing their ass off looking at this. 010
Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 16/06/2026My husband didn’t know who Nate Bargatze was either. It’s so unfair he gets to live such an awesome life. 140
Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 15/06/20266 years ago today, this special little baby came into our family when we rescued her from the bushes. Happy anniversary, Tina! 021
Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Can’t believe it’s already been 1 year since my bladder removal/neobladder surgery and 1 year cancer free! I’m so grateful to be alive! 090
Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Ken Paxton is obsessed with calling James Talarico a vegan, and yet his President teamed up with Elon Musk to revive a tiny worm that will possibly force us ALL to become vegans. 020
Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 07/06/2026To be an Orioles fan is to know pain. And little else. 020
Reposted by Plant ParenthoodJoel @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 07/06/2026"Orioles fans are upset because the Rule Enforcement Guy didn't enforce a rule" yeah motherfucker I'd say we are 0331
Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Today is World Cancer Survivors Day, and Wednesday will be my 1-year anniversary being NED (No Evidence of Disease). Getting cancer changed my life, but not all for the worse. I appreciate things I never did before. I love stronger and deeper. I choose kindness much more. 2121
Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Gays should not have to pay any bills this month. At all. 020
Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 31/05/2026An HGTV show called The Unflippers where they take old houses that have been ruined by trendy remodels and restore them to their original finishes and style. 030
Reposted by Plant ParenthoodSnitty 🎃 @clofsnitville.bsky.social · 31/05/2026The post going around claiming that Platner called his dick "Mein Fuhrer" and offered to "blitzkrieg that ass" is fake, my lovelies. 0142
Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 30/05/2026@hbomberguy.bsky.social so apparently there is an entire James Somerton ICEBERG youtu.be/hYS7w2MPhgM?...youtu.beI Went to High School With James Somerton (Audio Only Podcast)YouTube video by Lost Between Analog And Digital 000
Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 29/05/2026As a cancer survivor, the Hacks finale turned me into a puddle. I never could’ve imagined feeling this way until I was diagnosed & had to confront my own mortality on a rolling basis. Not only did I get emotional, so did my husband, who was forced to confront these emotions because of my illness. 060
Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 29/05/2026In the pantheon of images that could authentically sum up our nation’s current state of affairs, this one is the money shot. 030
Reposted by Plant ParenthoodJames Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Ken Paxton is the most corrupt politician in America. He embodies the broken system we’re running against. It’s time to come together: The People vs. Ken Paxton 1170307108236
Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 12/05/2026He is single handedly destroying the myth that elected politicians can’t accomplish big things quickly. 050
Plant Parenthood @plantparenthood.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Test result just dropped. The spot on my liver was artifactual, the MRI showed nothing at all. I do not have recurrent cancer. So relieved! 060