iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Plant B @plantb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Kinda crazy that I've had three stats professors in my life and each one has been absolute dogshit

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Plant B @plantb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

One of the wild parts of grad school is realizing I've been teaching longer than most of the professors there

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Plant B @plantb.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Apparently all the government WEX credit cards have been frozen today due to a fraud issue lmaoooooo

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Citrus medicka @bigwheel.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

fun fact: chilis (capsicum) are native to the americas, but europeans first encountered habanero fruits by going east to asia, where the seeds had already made their way via the silk road. that's why habaneros are called "Capsicum chinense" in latin despite not being from china at all

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Plant B @plantb.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Check out these weird flowers growing on my office String of Hearts!

String of Hearts plant with very odd flowers

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Plant B @plantb.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

im going to become The Joker. 🌾🧪

Email to me saying "could you ask AI to solve the issue?"

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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Your periodic reminder that people are *more* abusive online when they're using their "real names" than when they're using a persistent pseudonym and this effect has been replicated in literally every study that has ever been done

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Plant B @plantb.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

There should really be a place to report published articles for being AI generated 😮‍💨 🧪🌾

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Plant B @plantb.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

When a paper I have to read is 180 pages plus figures

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Plant B @plantb.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Discovered today that my school gym uses the Surviving Mars background music for its hold music

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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Well, there’s something you don’t see every day. www.nbcnews.com/video/shorts... www.miaminewtimes.com/arts-culture...

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

turned a kid onto Pratchett by explaining that basically he is doing exactly what you watch stand up comic s for- observational humour about the world you live in based ona wholly outlandish series of circumstances being told to you via a compelling story

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mimi 🩵💛 @knightlyaffair.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

the phrase "do it scared" has done so much for my mental health i cannot stress how lifechanging it is to realize: if you are scared of doing something (especially if it can be beneficial to you), you cannot wait for yourself to not be scared. it will always seem scary. you have to do it scared

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Plant B @plantb.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

New rock wall is very fun!

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Plant B @plantb.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

There are two competing electric rent-a-scooter companies on campus, but their ranges are split right down the middle of campus. I was very confused about this until someone explained it's their solution to keeping kids from throwing scooters in the river that runs through campus

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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

I get very mad when someone's suggested edit is really good. I'M THE WRITER HERE, MOTHERFUCKER AND IF I WANT TO PHRASE SOMETHING AWKWARDLY THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO.

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Plant B @plantb.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Me the entire time watching X-Files Fight the Future: CORN ISN'T POLLINATED BY BEES!!!!

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Plant B @plantb.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

It was 80° yesterday and tonight it's supposed to snow 😭😭😭😭

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Plant B @plantb.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

was reviewing undergrad research posters today and my general conclusion is that we do some really fucked up shit to mice. 🧪

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Plant B @plantb.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Like I knew that peanuts grow underground but I thought it was like potatoes, I didn't know the plant fertilizes in the flowers and then send down pegs from the stems that pierce the soil and they grow underground under the aboveground flower 🧪🌾

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Plant B @plantb.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Writing your thesis proposal is such a good way to realize you have no idea what your thesis is about 🧪🌾

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Plant B @plantb.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

I'm sitting here weeping why hasn't waffle house come to Michigan yet don't tell me I gotta drive two hours for my double waffle double hashbrowns double covered 😭😭😭😭

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Plant B @plantb.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

This doesn't sound like much but these beans are super photoperiod sensitive and we didn't even think they would flower outside of Peru. Now that we know they CAN flower we can figure out how to make them flower 🧪🌾

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a man is standing in front of a sign that says ' usted leadership for a stronger america '

ALT: a man is standing in front of a sign that says ' usted leadership for a stronger america '

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Plant B @plantb.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

I got my photoperiod sensitive nuña beans to sprout! So excited, we didn't think they would sprout outside of Peru without an expensive greenhouse setup and taking the popping trait to other dry beans. Next step is breeding out photoperiod sensitivity! 🌾🧪

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Plant B @plantb.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

how should I pitch getting a lab Bluesky account to my advisor? We don't have any social media yet 🧪🌾

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Plant B @plantb.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Sorry guys I was just hungry, I'm all better now

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Plant B @plantb.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Someone on my hall has one of those onell legged broken foot scooter things and is trying to Tokyo drift around all the corners

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Plant B @plantb.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Having big Stupid Baby hours today. I have no idea what's happening in this class and I'm 100% the only one

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Plant B @plantb.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

My job is a joke. "Sorry I was acting weird yesterday, I was anxious because I thought I lost some important beans"

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Plant B @plantb.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Reviewer 1: good job! Watch your commas. Reviewer 2: I'm mailing you a pipe bomb to make sure that nobody else has to suffer like I just did 🧪🌾

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Plant B @plantb.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

In the cafe watching a bro teach four other bros how to play Monopoly and getting it wrong on pretty much every level

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Plant B @plantb.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

You ever work on a manuscript for a while and then realize you have no real idea what the point of the research you did was? 🧪🌾

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Plant B @plantb.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Me making fun of other people in academia

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Plant B @plantb.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

spent three hours writing a scholarship essay only for three different AI checkers to say it was 17%, 42%, and 88% AI generated. I'm cooked guys. This sucks 🧪🌾

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Plant B @plantb.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

spent three hours writing a scholarship essay only for three different AI checkers to say it was 17%, 42%, and 88% AI generated. I'm cooked guys. This sucks

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Jacob Bogage @jacobbogage.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

👀 What if I told you there was a hidden art gallery scattered across the country? What if I told you some of its treasures had vanished? What if I told you that I found them? A project three years in the making (🎁 gift link):

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The disappearing art gallery in your post office

The U.S. Postal Service is home to thousands of historic works of art in post offices nationwide. Hundreds have been lost, sold or destroyed.

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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 08/02/2026

Happy Superb Owl day to all who celebrate.

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Plant B @plantb.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

"I went to a bean event today!" "I spent all day studying my beans" "I just read this really cool bean paper!" My life is a joke now 🧪🌾

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Plant B @plantb.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

The problem with studying bean 🫘 genetics is that everything you do sounds like a meme 😮‍💨 🧪🌾

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Plant B @plantb.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Went to a bean industry event today and im sorry to report this is not bean flavored 😮‍💨

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Plant B @plantb.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

me doing a science minigame in a video game: huh ok this is probably kind of like real life a bit me doing a minigame about my field of science in a video game: I have never seen anything farther from the real science than this 🧪🌾

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Plant B @plantb.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

sometimes i have a really hard time understanding something because i can't wrap my head around it being that simple. I was struggling to understand GWAS and then realized "oh my god it's just fancy "what genes does the experimental have that the control doesn't""

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Plant B @plantb.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

for everyone doing research tonight 🧪🌾

cat woosh meme for goals are clear and you are focused

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Plant B @plantb.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

thesis proposal is going well 🌾🧪

microsoft word screenshot of the phrase "what I am doing" in a fancy font

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Plant B @plantb.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

for everyone doing research tonight 🧪🌾

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