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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff)

@planarpunk.com
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Just your average MCU/NFL/D&D/Yakuza/Spice World superfan. Everything should be much much gayer. Don't blame me, I voted for Nader

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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 6h
You're whining about us and we've already moved on to the next one and specifically said we're not complaining about it. Just adorable how much space we take up in the fandom of lesser teams 😂 Hopefully you're at least not like most weaklings who whine about getting the attention they asked for.
A screenshot showing OP popping into the Rams feed by talking about them, as so many upsetty spaghetti losers have done before
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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 29/09/2026
Many such cases!
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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 28/09/2026
Sean McVay with a kinda shit-eating grin behind the text "It appears my superiority has led to some controversy"
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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 28/09/2026
Name a more iconic duo
A screenshot showing "From Rams" over "SEAMILF??" with a fraction of her pfp in the corner, showing that she's once again turning up in the Rams feed.
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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 28/09/2026
Sorry, the weirdo Hawks fans obsessing over my team keep saying the same shit, so there's not much variance in what I have to reply with. The "bot" thing is truly adorable, though. Here's proof of life for you. 💞
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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 28/09/2026
Nice
A Sunday Night Football graphic showing America voted 69% in favor of the LA Rams beating the Denver Broncos
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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 25/09/2026
My real hot take on the 21st century TV list is that the Wire is #2 behind Treme. It has all of the greatness of the Wire (watching the gears of bureaucracy grind well-realized human characters to powder) but also has Mardi Gras Indians and copious jazz.
The logo for HBO's Treme, the word stylized like the printing on a drum-head and printed on a wall that has suffered heavily from water damage, causing cracks and extremely significant mold/mildew growth.
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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 25/09/2026
Bijan Robinson putting the whole franchise on his back against the Green Bay Packers tonight
The Incredible Hulk holding up a large mountain near an assortment of Marvel Characters - the Hulk's face is replaced with Bijan Robinson's, Iron Man's with Michael Penix, Jr, and Hawkeye's with Drake London. 

The large mountain itself has a Falcon's logo on it. 

The art itself is a tribute to the art of Secret Wars #4
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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 24/09/2026
Realized I missed a trick by listening to you too closely tho
Calvin peeing but his head is replaced by a line-drawing of John Calvin and he's peeing on the words "Salvation by works alone"
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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 24/09/2026
The famed "Calvin Peeing" on a Ford Logo but his head has been badly replaced with a line-drawing of John Calvin's head.
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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 23/09/2026
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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 23/09/2026
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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 23/09/2026
Yet another all-timer from Herzog in this article www.the-independent.com/arts-enterta...
Herzog added: “There are moments when a director has to step back. In the love scene, I said to Orlando: ‘You are in bed, and you have two women in your arms. How you deal with it, I cannot give instructions.’ It is beautiful because it has such charm and depth.”
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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 23/09/2026
I haven't done something like this on BlueSky and I strongly reserve the right to change any of these, this is just kinda off the dome.
"My 9 Games, the games that shaped who I am" above the covers for Earthbound, Mysterium for Game Boy, Fallout: New Vegas, Tetris, Yakuza: Like a Dragon, Primal Rage, Bard's Tale III: Thief of Fate, Diablo II and Zak McKracken and the Alien Mindbenders.
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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 22/09/2026
Mine from Yakuza Kiwami 3 with a banger reaction GIF-to-be.
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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 18/09/2026
Other games give you terrible upgrades after fighting like "better attack" or whatever, but Yakuza 3 Kiwami rewards you for doing your kids' homework, sewing projects for them, and cooking them special dinners with the REAL upgrade.
The back of Kazuma Kiryu from Yakuza Kiwami 3, wearing a white shirt with the words "Best Daddy Ever" on the back in a blue-to-pink gradient
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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 18/09/2026
My wife and son do not appreciate my theory that all of the humans are Stillwater's pets and their little neighborhood is a habitat he keeps them in. The rest of the world in his stories is populated with various animals and zero humans, making them a rare curiosity.
Apple TV's Stillwater the Panda, his nephew Koo, and his pets, Karl, Michael and Abby, in a cozy autumnal forest.
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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 15/09/2026
She walked in through the out door Out door She drank a
...a Hanks Pumpkin Brûlée 

To be more specific, the image is an entirely real ad for a 7-11 coffee drink with a picture of Tom Hanks in the corner labeled "Hanks Pumpkin Brûlée" with the slogan "fall starts here" over an "order now" button (terms apply)
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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 15/09/2026
Since it's a good week for overreacting....
You are getting a call on your iPhone from "Potential Fraud" with a contact picture of Bo Nix of the Denver Broncos
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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 14/09/2026
Michael Franti from the music video for Hole in the Bucket, a fantastic song and shaggy dog story that ends with the protagonist realizing all of his change fell out of a hole in his pocket.
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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 13/09/2026
The guy from the "Road Work Ahead" vine
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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 13/09/2026
Incredibly unfortunate
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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 12/09/2026
Underrated Kiryu dad moment #Yakuza4
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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 11/09/2026
I believe the children are our future Teach them well and let them lead the way
Bluesky post with the header cut off so it starts with the text

My son said some kids from his school were chanting “9/11 was a good day” on their way home today. 

And then they shoved him into a heavy shop door when he told them to take it seriously.

(Email to the school on its way this weekend …)

14:14 PM - Sept 11, 2026

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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 11/09/2026
A cover of the first issue of the Marvel adaptation of Steven King's The Stand, but with a very badly scribbled in "R" to make it "The Strand" and with Jack Strand of the Falcons photoshopped very badly over the center character. Also it's the Spanish translation so it's "Pesadillas Americanas" instead of "American Nightmares" and it's credited to Aguirre-Sacasa, Perkins and Martin.
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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 10/09/2026
They don't come that way since foil needs differ by area. As a Californian, I still need to source copper foil, which is gonna be tricky but worth the trouble. The hat will hold it great thanks to its built in foil grabber, illustrated here
Just the average brim of this style of trucker hat, folded down in a way that could hold foil, I guess, but definitely isn't specifically designed to do so.
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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 10/09/2026
Sometimes I worry that my @realinfowars.bsky.social hat might be upsetting to someone who thinks it means I support Alex Jones and whatnot, so I decided to add a piece of flair.
Goofy greybearded dork who runs this account, wearing glasses and an InfoWars/Onion hat where the O in Infowars is the onion logo and it's all done up in a proper pride rainbow. There's a small trans flag pin on the hat which says "Protect Trans Kids" if you really zoom in but the words are pretty small coz it's a pin
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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 10/09/2026
I will NEVER QUIT
A hacky Photoshop of Brooks and Dunn's single modified to be "Butt scootin boogie" with bad dog filters applied to both Dunn and Brooks
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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 10/09/2026
That one terrible drawing of Elon Musk that usually says "concerning!" but I cropped that part out
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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 09/09/2026
Just got off the phone from interviewing Aaron Donald of the Los Angeles Rams. Says he would love to play but he's too racist against Australians. I tried to push back that Australian wasn't a race and he replied "I don't care what those upside-down spiderfuckers are."
Aaron Donald yelling at the sky, presumably because Australians exist
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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 06/09/2026
This is not going to be a very productive D&D campaign 😭
Pam from the Office saying "they're the same picture" (with no subtitles indicating that's what she's saying)Tim Robinson on ITYSL looking consternated as he's being accused of just being here for the zip line. Earl Sinclair of Dinosaurs, a big pseudo-Muppet done up kinda like the live action Ninja turtlesWalter White in a cheap Kenny Rodgers shirt with the size sticker still attached, saying "Jesse what the fuck are you talking about" (though there are no subtitles to indicate this)
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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 05/09/2026
Doggs Nate and Snoop from the video for "The Next Episode" (the 'Smoke Weed Everyday' song) with "What part of 'Every Day' did you not understand?" written in the font from The Chronic
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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 04/09/2026
It's possible it's just the Haterade talking but I'd rather my team have missed the playoffs for five years than to have produced this image
The 49ers offense posing in the end zone to celebrate their Super Bowl LIV victory when they're up 20-10 with 11:57 left in the 4th quarter, shortly before giving up 21 unanswered points.
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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 04/09/2026
I believe this is the original
Tweet from roo (@PussJugTycoon) 

"I dated a 5'8 guy who'd taunt every jacked, 6'3 bro he met until they'd pull their fist back to beat him up, whereupon my ex would go "heyheyheyyy c'maahn I'm a little guy, I'm just a little guy, noo, it's also my birthday, I'm a little birthday boy" & it somehow always worked"

9:15 PM, Aug 13, 2019
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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 03/09/2026
I'm hearing it was an account with this avatar
Earl Sinclair, star of ABC's Dinosaurs and a unique Muppety kinda guy, whose mother-in-law is starring in the initial post to which this image is replying.
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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 03/09/2026
Thanos saying "bring me the orb" at the end of GotG and Ronan the Accuser responding "I gladly will when you learn to stop sitting in that chair all day long"
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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 02/09/2026
Ken playing acoustic guitar to Barbie on the beach with a pink caption above saying "4 hours later..."
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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 01/09/2026
Jeff Winger, Sony's new PlayStation spokesman
Jeff Winger leaning on something and flirting with a girl by saying "Can you ever really own a video game?" where "Video Game" was clearly added to the image after scratching out the word "horse" in MSPaint and then writing over it.
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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 31/08/2026
The classic Stan Kelley "Sickos" meme wearing a badly-photoshopped Rams hat and saying (as usual) "YES ... HA HA HA ... YES!"
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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 31/08/2026
A quote card from the beginning of an episode of The Wire 

"Deserve got nuthin' to do with it."
 -Snoop
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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 31/08/2026
The classic Stan Kelley "Sickos" meme wearing a badly-photoshopped Rams hat and saying (as usual) "YES ... HA HA HA ... YES!"
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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 31/08/2026
The classic Stan Kelley "Sickos" meme wearing a badly-photoshopped Rams hat and saying (as usual) "YES ... HA HA HA ... YES!"
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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 31/08/2026
The classic Stan Kelley "Sickos" meme wearing a badly-photoshopped Rams hat and saying (as usual) "YES ... HA HA HA ... YES!"
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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 31/08/2026
The classic Stan Kelley "Sickos" meme wearing a badly-photoshopped Rams hat and saying (as usual) "YES ... HA HA HA ... YES!"
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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 31/08/2026
The classic Stan Kelley "Sickos" meme wearing a badly-photoshopped Rams hat and saying (as usual) "YES ... HA HA HA ... YES!"
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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 31/08/2026
The classic Stan Kelley "Sickos" meme wearing a badly-photoshopped Rams hat and saying (as usual) "YES ... HA HA HA ... YES!"
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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 30/08/2026
The Stan Kelley "Sickos" meme wearing a Rams hat
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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 29/08/2026
Wait, I think I misheard you
A female Bee with very stoned eyes
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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 29/08/2026
Walter White in a sick Kenny Rogers shirt that still has a sizing sticker on it, leaning across a Denny's table with his eyes narrowed - there is no subtitle but he's saying "Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?" and his face shows it.
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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 29/08/2026
Oh, I'm sorry, this is Abuse Club
Graham Chapman from the Monty Python "Argument Clinic" sketch where he says the thing from this skeet but without the word "Club" at the end.
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