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Plain dane @plaindane.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mommy short legs
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Plain dane @plaindane.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fatty long legs
Fatty long legs
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Plain dane @plaindane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You ever wondered if it's humanly possible to sink further than the bottom? Warning: anti-Semitism
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Plain dane @plaindane.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Plain dane @plaindane.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Are there not still older celebrities we all love and cherish?
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Plain dane @plaindane.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Your britbonger spouse looks at you with desperation in his voice going: "Where's my Vim Toe?!"
Big girl (she is beautiful)
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Plain dane @plaindane.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I think my YouTube algorithm got a little confused by Dolly's passing
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Plain dane @plaindane.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Someone call Mel Brooks, things are getting scary
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Plain dane @plaindane.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My brother keeps sending me videos of babies (including his own) from this ankle
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Plain dane @plaindane.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Help, i have a shopping addiction for food specifically, please come by and eat my vegan, banana, chocky cake with creamy, vanilla icing and 🌈 🌈 🌈 I can make it more 🌈! I can add cookie crumbles! Please enjoy my guilt free treats!
Pretty Vega , cake
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Plain dane @plaindane.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This is Kaj (well not really, it's a frog that looks like him) Kaj used to visit my grandmother's birdbath every summer, when I was a little girl. Every time I saw him I'd pet his lil head. Sometimes I'd pet too hard and boop it underwater. Still he'd be there the next day. Not very smart, frogs.
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Plain dane @plaindane.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Horse meeting under the king of the horses, who's also a horse
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Plain dane @plaindane.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
They're getting organised
Clowder of kittens
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Plain dane @plaindane.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
So tell me about yourself:
YouTube Music suggesting white girl music and Disney music to me
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Plain dane @plaindane.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Ever gone back home and had to look up your bully from when you were 18, who used to sexualy harass you and comment on your appearance, just so you can avoid them? Only to then find out they got old, ugly and fat and think: "Nevermind." Or am I a petty, superficial b*tch?
At the train station, looking as hot as I did 13 years ago, when he assaulted me several times despite me being too skinny and not that pretty
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Plain dane @plaindane.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky
Richard Nixon looking swollen and jowlless, with a text describing him as having eaten bees just before his boss enters his office
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Plain dane @plaindane.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
@mrobinson.bsky.social Birthday ideas for Mio´s 10th?
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Plain dane @plaindane.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Andrew Taint tweeting he's going to Moscow. Notes saying: "They went to prison"
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Plain dane @plaindane.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
A cat is going to work at the: "Trying to learn to do things most women are taught by their moms" factory
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Plain dane @plaindane.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
The way your dog looks at you, after you cook breakfast from the eggs she woke up next to, after you've convinced her she's oviparous
Ugly, naive creature of the day
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Plain dane @plaindane.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Giving my dog imposter syndrome
Obese chihuahua mixed with a pug or bulldog, I think, probably bulldog, I think, I guess it could be any short haired bracosyphalic dog, which is no dog, cause dogs don't have hair, they have furr and I don't even think bracosyphalic is a word
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Plain dane @plaindane.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
People's emergency briefing is an important movie. Hope more people view it. #climateemergency
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Plain dane @plaindane.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Still one of the coolest days ever and I can't believe I met #Tomska So starstruck, I think, I became super dull and boring for SOME reason. I must have not seem as excited, as I actually was. #comiccon
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Plain dane @plaindane.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
An elderly man got injured do to neglect at an NHS mental health assessment unit and it was quickly shared to hate groups as an attack by Muslim men. Stay vigilant when consuming news especially when it confirms your bias/strokes your ego.
Julie ivory: "Look at the shit that gets posted on the UK politics group... Shameful and deceptive! Picture 1 is posted with this comment. Picture 2 is the truth!
🚨 EVIL: A 78-year-old man walking his dog past a mosque on Friday night  was attacked by four Muslims. They told him not to walk his dog near the mosque during Eid. What should happen to them.
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Plain dane @plaindane.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Teeth can feel like a marathon
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Plain dane @plaindane.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Of course it was cheap, thrifting is good for the environment 💚💚💚
Tweet spewing: "Men in sussies and cheap dresses proving they’re women by pissing, with their d**ks, all over Parliament Square! 

Disgusting fucking morons!"
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Plain dane @plaindane.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Get informed: www.theguardian.com/society/2026...
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Plain dane @plaindane.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
First day at work at fancy charity shop and I want to buy EVERYTHING. Hope my fit was fashionable enough
Trying on the merch selfie Hat selfie Body selfie Mirror selfie
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Plain dane @plaindane.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Big day today. We're getting the results of the local election in Milton Keynes. Good luck to Tom Bulman in Wolverton ward.
Me with green party rosetteGreen party rosettesMilton Keynes green party Milton Keynes stadium
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Plain dane @plaindane.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Think smaller. Think more legs.
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Plain dane @plaindane.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Sara Millerey was murdered in a hate crime. Violence against LGBTQ+ people in Colombia is rising, with a 29.6% increase in violent crimes committed against trans & NB ppl in 2023-2024. There's already been 24 murders of LGBTQ ppl reported in 2025. www.internationalwomensalliance.org/en/statement...
Sara, a Columbian trans woman
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Plain dane @plaindane.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Zack Polanski VS drawings of Zack Polanski.
Zack Polanski
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Plain dane @plaindane.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I'm not AI shaming, I'm asking AWhy? Also cringing at your opinions, as well as your lack of ability to express them in any creative, interesting or even comprehensive way.
Far right AI slopFar right AI slopAI conspiracy nonsense Far right AI slop
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Plain dane @plaindane.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
The re-make of the shape of water looks great
Blonde woman and sexy fishman
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Plain dane @plaindane.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Watching @avantris.bsky.social and FUCKING FLYTTEMAND OLSEN shows up randomly! I am ACTUALLY FLABERGASTED! ALL GASTS ARE FLABBING?! WHAT?!
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Plain dane @plaindane.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
A crypto tycoon is giving record-breaking amounts to Farage’s party. But little is known about his motives

Tom Burgis
Sat 25 Apr 2026 11.00 BST
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Shortly before Christmas 2022, Chakrit Sakunkrit, owner of the Kamalaya Wellness Sanctuary on the Thai island of Koh Samui, invited 200 guests to spend a few days celebrating his 60th birthday. One sultry afternoon, Sakunkrit and a small group gathered around a table near the shore, surrounded by the burgundy foliage of Good Luck plants. To his right, dressed down in a polo shirt, sat Nigel Farage.

Since Brexit marked the achievement of his life’s work three years earlier, Farage had fizzled. Even some of his supporters had pronounced him finished. Now, with the Conservatives in disarray after Liz Truss’s disastrous budget that September, Farage was hinting at a still more ambitious project: to make himself prime minister.

In the talks he hosts for paying guests at Kamalaya, Sakunkrit’s topics are micronutrients or Tibetan bells. Once, he recounted a brush with mortality in his late 40s. “I was eating and drinking chocolate milk, cookies, to give me energy during the day to work 18 hours per day, day after day after day,” he said. Now, in his measured, soothing voice, he muses about living to 120.
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Plain dane @plaindane.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/new...
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Plain dane @plaindane.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Hoping to sell some art as posters. What do people think? Could these work as posters or paintings? Can you see them in someones home?
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Plain dane @plaindane.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
My swan friend (4ICL) and I, at Willen lake taken by the wonderful MK swan rescue volunteer Christine. If you ever visit Milton Keynes might I warmly recommend Willen lake, remember to bring corn and grain and you will gain a friend and protector.
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Plain dane @plaindane.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Duckling will fight you if you touch. So you mustn't touch
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Plain dane @plaindane.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
#vote
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Plain dane @plaindane.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
🌺🌿🌹🌼Now we're cooking with electricity🌼🌹🌿🌺 mkgreens.org/Candidates/D...
My MK green party candidate page
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Plain dane @plaindane.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I keep seeing this type of "meme." I find it interesting that they frame this as ‘should a woman go to jail for falsely accusing a man of a sex crime,’ instead of asking more generally whether anyone should face consequences for false accusations of serious crimes.
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Plain dane @plaindane.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Happy wife of the Milton Keynes green party chair #greenparty #greenpartyuk #digitaldoodle
Drawing of myself in my Green party shirt
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Plain dane @plaindane.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
You guys were allowed fruit?
When mom allows you only fruit
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Plain dane @plaindane.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I am so invested in the local swans that when someone posted a picture of one getting close to him and resting near him, I immediately thought: "That gotta be 4ICL." I was right.
Local man's photo of a swan with a label reading 4ICLMy picture from the same week of the same swan relaxing near me4ICL approaching meInstagram post of my swan friend an I getting interrupted in our socialising
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Plain dane @plaindane.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Steamed hams meme, but it's about calling grown cats little baby kittens
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Plain dane @plaindane.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Digital drawing of my favorite gay goose
Digital drawing of male mute swan
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Plain dane @plaindane.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Concerning www.thepinknews.com/2026/03/12/r...
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Plain dane @plaindane.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Me everyday in England
Elven woman yelling: "How does it feel to be inferior to me" at a filthy human. Box in the corner of her describing herself as being calm.
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