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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚

@plaguiboi.blacksky.app
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27 She/They Nigerian Bi-Racial rat in a cape with strong opinions and a need to cause chaos among the aristocracy.🇳🇬🇵🇸 TTRPGs, Elder Scrolls, Warhammer 40k, vidyagames. 💜SOMETIMES 21+ POSTS💜 DNI if under 21. DARTH PLAGUIS WILL NEVER DELETE HERSELF!

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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 04/11/2025
Phoebe is brown.
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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 04/11/2025
Correct. On dating apps, the line blurs hardcore into dehumanization that often comes out with the ones that actually bother to talk and get to know you, which I don't wish on anyone to experience.
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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 04/11/2025
$10 says they have a fetish that'll come up soon.
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♡ winter cerise @handle.invalid · 04/11/2025
posting on here despite getting zero likes thats how u know its not performative + im idgaf final boss
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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 04/11/2025
They won't obey it until they are forced or threatened to.
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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 04/11/2025
Easiest way to tell if a guy's in it for the long haul during dating is if he gets upset you don't want to be sexy/horny with him all the time. I dunno anymore.
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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 04/11/2025
And they proved that to you in one smooth motion. It sucks to drop friends you've had that long - I dropped a friend I had for 14 years in 2024 - but y'know thank the trash for taking itself out.
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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 04/11/2025
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a close up of a rat with the words yummers written below it
Alt: Grey Dumbo rat eating pasta and saying "YUMMERS"
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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 04/11/2025
Sounds like your friend is the sole reason they think female friendships are fake.
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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 04/11/2025
I think girl cats show love through their teeth. My SIC Hotrod model is very similar. Biting my hand/fingers or grabbing my pants when I walk by are how she shows love for me.
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Ohh that's RICH @ohhthatsrich.bsky.social
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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 04/11/2025
And turn the 13 into 14? I think not.
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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I dunno why wanting kids to have food is so controversial and radical. "Kids should eat" isn't a wild outlandish wish. Sigh
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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 04/11/2025
More men need to be like Teddy the #Dachshund: -Cuddly, loving, attentive -Cute and kissable -Respectful of women -Kinda dumb -Brave enough to admit when he's scared -Didn't recognize me with my hood up. -Thinks all babies are his, obviously
Tedrick the Terrible. 0.6 lens zoom.
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uesp.net @uesp.net · 04/11/2025
Today marks the 30th anniversary of the UESP! We have been doing this for three whole decades now. We really don't know what else to say, since the club of sites that have been around that long is very, very small. Thank you for letting us be your source for The Elder Scrolls since 1995.
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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 04/11/2025
But that's all we're being offered, so idk what to tell you.
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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 04/11/2025
... Yeah :( Or they claim they're looking for a "long term relationship" and get rude-horny within 0.3 seconds. Just be honest with what you want, dude! There's a reason you're still single tho.
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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 04/11/2025
Someone called me a homophobic misogynist because I said I didn't like Korra as a character - what I didn't like, how I'd fix her, *what I DID like about her*, like decent detail. Like. Okay. I hate women and le gays because I dislike one character and wished she could be better. OKAY.
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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 04/11/2025
... *None*. Even my computer isn't top of the line. Nor phone. Wild.
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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 04/11/2025
Freezer soup.
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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 04/11/2025
Do so SLOWLY. Don't panic-buy all at once and stay within budget.
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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 03/11/2025
Prepare to spend a week inside, essentially. Stock up and have a staycation.
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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 03/11/2025
Oh, great, the NAZI picked who he wants to win the election.
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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 03/11/2025
Hey what set of nipple rings should I get? #Piercing choices are important. PICK TWO!
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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 03/11/2025
Poor vs Rich = lame, makes us seem bad. The Broke vs The Oligarchs = comforting because we're ALL broke.
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Yadana @yadanathreefour.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
god bless mobile suit gundam for being one of the times you can say 'white devil' appropriately
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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 02/11/2025
My mother means well. Please don't comment on the weight loss lmao.
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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 02/11/2025
I think dating would be easier if every time a guy got halfway into our first chat, he DIDN'T try to immediately get in my pants. You aren't special, I'm not desperate just because I'm fat, your replacement is behind you please let them in. Like your replacement won't do the same thing again LMAO
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AdarAyiraViews @adarayiraviews.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
EXACTLY THIS👇🏽 Ppl are so inured to U.S. anti-Blackness they refuse to even make connections re how systems visible to them NOW—like fed- & state-sponsored targeting, abusing, & disappearing of innocent ppl—are same ones they refused to see & supported when ONLY &/or maj-Black ppl were impacted😶
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Jenét Morrow @jenetallday.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
People gotta eat. Period. What is the problem? The only issue I see is that everyone should always have enough food and/or access to food but they don't. That's the only shameful part to me.
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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 02/11/2025
$250 already being expensive as fuck.
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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 02/11/2025
Boomer screenshot showing I'm up to $592 a month from $250 a month.
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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 02/11/2025
The only thing stopping me from drinking more water is that it's not cold. But ice water evil. Ice maker makes small ice makes HYDRATION LET'S GO. I'll write it off my taxes or something.
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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 01/11/2025
I always assumed "I enjoy hiking" was coded for "No fat people" because there's no way any of those chucklefucks touch grass in an actual way.
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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 01/11/2025
But the allowed killings of Christians under Trump's Government via either SNAP benefit OR healthcare erasure is totally fine, dw.
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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 01/11/2025
Omg u ment porn joke I'm sorry I'm starting to get baked reading hard
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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 01/11/2025
Would be a boring-ass film. "Hey beautiful 😘" "HEYO! How goes?" "Horny and booorrred 🥵 Wanna help me get off 😏" UNMATCH. Just have MC deal with variations of that 30 times before the climax is me-I-mean-her shattering her phone lmao
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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 01/11/2025
They tell on themselves real hard.
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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 01/11/2025
Dating apps are fun if you grew up not-so-pretty because you realize that 1.) Looks don't matter when it comes to casual sex! :) 2.) Casual sex is all people are ever looking for from you because looks don't matter.
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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 01/11/2025
My favorite dating app horror story is when a mid-level pornstar matched with me with intentions of filming. And, like. He treated me the exact same as any other dude on the app. It's a disgusting feeling but wtf else is there for rural folks?
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Ⓐnarchohoodism 🐈‍⬛ 🏴 @161bklyn.myatproto.social · 01/11/2025
I like how ppl try to scare us with ghosts and demons, and the thing ppl should fear is starvation, poverty, deportation, brutality, and a psychopath killing ppl in the Caribbean because *he thinks* they might be drug dealers…
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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 01/11/2025
It's intentional. THEY know the reason. WE know the reason. But every Target on earth will self-destruct if they admit ending DEI is why they're failing. Truly a kindness to us to keep the world safe 🙏
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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 01/11/2025
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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 01/11/2025
I no longer have enough energy to be angry about multiple different things. "SNAP Funding" can be tossed on top of the ever-growing Pissed Off Mountain.
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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 01/11/2025
As weird as #Halloween has become compared I was little, I do hope people have a good one. Feels like it'll,bethe last day of "normalcy" we'll have for a while.
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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 31/10/2025
Telling vs making them do it.
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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 31/10/2025
7.) #ElderScrolls A Saxhleel 🦎 scale-staining artist who, unlike many of their kind, enjoys the psuedo-permenance of tattoos. An expert in their homeland, the time has come to expand and learn to work on the delicate smooth skins and furs of other races.
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💚 Darth Plaguis 💚 @plaguiboi.blacksky.app · 31/10/2025
Not pretty enough for doms or normal relationships, says the general consensus. Not what I attract though it's what I want. But are you a very whiny sub? Or into feet? Or you like golden showers? Take a ticket and go to the back of the line; I'll kindly deal with you later 🫠
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Senate Judiciary Democrats 🇺🇸 @judiciarydems.senate.gov · 30/10/2025
Kristi Noem is telling bald-faced lies about ICE arrests. More than 70% of those detained have no criminal convictions. 170+ of those arrested or detained have been American citizens.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
The US military is following Trump’s illegal orders to murder civilians in international waters in the Caribbean. Of course, they will follow orders to murder civilians within the US as well. If he orders them to kill democrats or “antifa”, they’ll do it without hesitation.
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